>starting my fitness journey. >still know in the back of my mind Ill never get a gf like picrel

>starting my fitness journey
>still know in the back of my mind I’ll never get a gf like picrel

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you say never? Trennything is possible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you say never?

      Autist
      Gyno
      Manlet
      Wristlet
      Dicklet
      Wallet (poor)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Autist
        leverage it to git gud and train to make social gains
        >Gyno
        correctable
        >Manlet
        matters less with good posture and physique, plus the girl in the OP is supposedly only 5'1"
        >Wristlet
        forearm gains
        >Dicklet
        don't be fat
        >Wallet (poor)
        train to make fiscal gains

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correcting the gyno and making fiscal gains at the same time is the fricking hard part

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >boo hoo self-improvement is hard
            Your attitude is worse than your gyno. How fat are you? Maybe you could lean into strongman and use your chubbiness to mask your gyno until you can afford to have it taken care of properly. Is it real gyno or do you just have fat breasts from being fat?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately it’s real gyno. After a thirty pound weight drop I still had em and they feel different from the actual fat I had. Are there any non surgery treatments for it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think water fasting is supposed to help.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheers thanks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are there any non surgery treatments for it?
                As you get into shape and your hormonal levels normalize there's a chance it might go away on its own. If you've had it more than a few years the chances of non-surgical reversal are increasingly small.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like your attitude anon, God bless you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leverage it to git gud and train to make social gains
          You don't know what autism is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a spectrum of functionality. I have mild Asperger's, I've known people all across the spectrum, and I've had lengthy discussions with people who work with autistic students and patients professionally. A relatively high-functioning autistic kid (presumably like OP) is absolutely capable of what I suggested.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              > A relatively high-functioning autistic kid (presumably like OP) is absolutely capable of what I suggested.

              Thanks for the vote of confidence

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is "picrel"? Some kind of fish?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not with that attitude

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean you are probably a homosexual so just date a man

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've come to terms that I'll most likely end up marrying a retail child

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she's a barely functioning alcoholic or pill user, probably BPD.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *chick

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    believe you will brother

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join crossfit gym
    >start off as the scrawny puppy
    >train hard
    >start mogging
    >become alpha dog
    >have 4 crossfit varbies in rotation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is crossfit really worth it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best place to find girls like

        https://i.imgur.com/pfbhEhO.jpg

        >starting my fitness journey
        >still know in the back of my mind I’ll never get a gf like picrel

        I'd join one that's not for normies. A good tryhard crossfit gym has tons of equipment and everyone is nice, friendly, and helpful and the girls are more than just cardio bunnies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you go there on your free time or do you have to stick to classes? I like the flexibility of my 24hr gym.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's different for each gym

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              bump

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Classes give you the best chance to find someone, but you still have better luck at a CrossFit center in general.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is crossfit anyway i still dont get it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some homosexual who liked exercise but had too much ADHD to stick to a program invented a cult to suck in insecure cardio bunnies and ruin everyone’s joints in the process

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think speed and strength.

      So how many exercises can you do in a set amount of time in a specific weight.

      So normally you'd train to do 2fr box jumps 3x8.
      Crossfit would be
      >how many 2ft box jumps can you do in 5 minutes

      That's why they usually allow things to allow you to sneak in more reps, like kipping. By kipping you can do more reps to increase your rep count.

      It's dangerous because when you mix weights and speed, form suffers. But when you're seasoned and trained the risk of injury is significantly decreased

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically P.T from school, but now with pregnant moms and no adult oversight.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will never get a varbie fridge
    it's a good thing, they're mentally unwell

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you do crossfit on rest days? I don't wanna give up lifting.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, you'll get better than what you have now so it will be worth it.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day she'll be worthy to have you.

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