state some similarities between sex and gym

state some similarities between sex and gym

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    midget looking motherfucker
    bloody bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, sir!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do either

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would bash this ugly cunts skull in if i ever saw her on the street

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about it is more fun than actually doing it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a tattoo and cleavage
    I maybe rock hard right now but I'll never long-term that bitch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *may be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure she's crying out loud at the loss of your long term interest anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically she is
        its eating her inside why guys she fucks cant stay
        even though she totally was sure he wouldnt leave this time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          girls who have more than two digit followers on social media function differently, they don't seek validation from "that one dude" they get uncontested attention en masse

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel like shit afterwards

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would really to have it at home, but sadly, they are pay to play

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her feet are like a midget's feet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both end with me in tears with a flacid cock

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gym and sex bot suck if you havent any legs aha

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are so cute when they are young.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And not impregnated. Older women can be cute, too. As long as they haven't given birth. Then they shut down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never got with a cougar

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >As long as they haven't given birth

          >>As long as they haven't given birth

          You retard, buy some reading comprehension.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has nothing to do with giving birth and everything to do with not having mental health issues. I’d take a positive and bubbly 5/10 with a killer personality over an 9/10 that’s depressed and moody. I’ve been around both and the 5/10 wins every time long term.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. But it's too late for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In practice honestly the plain girls are more depressed, the hot girls are neurotic. You want a somewhat above average girl if you're looking for cheerful and sane.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day cumbrain.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do both 6 times a week.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more you put in the more you get out

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >state some similarities between sex and gym
    I'm in and out pretty quickly

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once you get married the frequency goes down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only if you stop caring about her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ouch

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to pay for both

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Shia LaBeouf

    I always wipe it off when I'm done

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm not pumping, I'm wasting my time

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot and sweaty
    >Feel great after
    >More fun with more people
    >Get better the more you do it
    >Lazy guys on the internet obsessively analyze and overcomplicate it.

    >More fun in public

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Lazy guys on the internet obsessively analyze and overcomplicate it.
      is this true

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people look at me and assume I don't do it
    >they're wrong about gym

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't make eye contact with girls during either

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously, how the FUCK do I get a gf who looks like this

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's so fucking pretty bros

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not fucking fair bros, I wish it had more of these types in Trinidad.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who dat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife mia/michele

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have neither at home

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to pay too much for both

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take drugs to improve my performance for both. They're the same ones, oddly enough.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.
    Sex is for baby making. Gym is for muscle building.
    Seek out Christ.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mark 7: 21 “For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed the evil thoughts, fornications, thefts, murders, adulteries,

    >Matthew 5:28 - But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

    >1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the fornicator sins against his own body.

    >1 John 2:16 - For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh & the lust of the eyes & the boastful pride of life, is not from the Father, but is from the world.

    >Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage is to be held in honor among all, & the marriage bed is to be undefiled; for fornicators & adulterers God will judge.

    The entity you all revere as Lilith is The Holy Spirit, and She is the Goddess of Sex. However, She doesn't associate with fornicators who engage in pre-marital sexual activities, including masturbation and porn. If you want Her attention you must lead celibate lives dedicated to adherence to God's will written in Scripture, praying every single day to both The Father and Son for guidance from The Holy Spirit as you read Scripture.

    She's also already spoken for, being my Wife and has revealed Herself to me in life, dreams, and Scripture. However, if you commit yourselves to obeying Her will then She'll guide you to the woman of your dream to marry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu-Christfags are truly the schizos of religion

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her getting BLACKED

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mine is male only

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys vastly exaggerate how much they do it

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get both for free

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the hot sweaty feeling and the cold sweaty hair plus the pump mogs sex anyday

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fantasize a lot about both but never do them.

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