Staying with my aunt who drinks a lot. Is drinking the same as pointing a gun at your muscles and pulling the trigger?
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Staying with my aunt who drinks a lot. Is drinking the same as pointing a gun at your muscles and pulling the trigger?
Not just your muscle. Virtually all of your organs, too, including your heart and stomach.
Who
His aunt
Why do women drink more than men nowadays? No wonder theyre all fst
Always rubbed me the wrong way how women bragged about drinking wine all day.
Women's rights was a mistake.
Literally the first thing women did when they got the vote was outlaw liquor though.
They thought they'd get beaten less
If it leads to that, and outlawing it was literally the first thing women did with their vote... I find that there is a STRONG presumption in favor of liquor being a good thing. Based on this, the anti-liquors have the burden to overcome this presumption in liquors favor with clear and convincing evidence.
I don't think so man. I drink every week 2 times and I bench 315 easy.
>2 times a week
madman!
I hope that’s for reps
Most sources say to keep it under 20. Some even say that's too much. A few people will say you can go as far as around 40 with certain lifts. Absolutely no one does 315 reps.
You have autism
Nope. That was a moronic misinterpretation, not an autistic one. You can't even bench 315 for 1 rep can you?
You're not funny bro. You may think you are but you're not
Low T response
Is that your aunt?
si pepito
We can swap anon
I'll stay with your aunt who drinks a lot and you can go work out
>bud light and trashy earrings
4/10. It's so tiresome bros
Id still smash
You but you have very little self respect
She has an incredible body and a decent milf face. You’re lying to yourself if you say you would bang her. Or you’re such an abject incel that even if given the opportunity you wouldn’t because of a complete lack of self confidence and experience: you’d hold yourself back out of fear.
Me? She’d be riding me on top while I hold her nice curvy hips and suck those big beautiful breasts.
>Trashy earrings
I didn't ever noticed it until you said it. You must be gay if you care this much about women's attires
That depends, is the gun loaded?
Alcohol is poison. Just keep in mind the age old saying - "everything in moderation". A little here and there is not going to do any harm. Bing drinking every weekend, on the other hand ...
Everything in moderation, anon.
>Everything in moderation
Including moderation.
>Everything in moderation
I disagree with this, because alcohol lowers your ability to make good judgments and only leads to poorer decisions, such as more alcohol.
If a claw is caught, the bird is lost.
>I disagree with this, because alcohol lowers your ability to make good judgments and only leads to poorer decisions, such as more alcohol.
It's not an absolute for most people. I can easily have a few drinks and that's it. Most people are the same. Alcoholics tend to not be able to stop once they start, true, and should avoid alcohol.
>If a claw is caught, the bird is lost.
Dumbest shit I ever heard
>t. had a one-legged bird
If you nitpick at details, you're gonna find something wrong with everything. Humans need a little vice for mental wellbeing.
Physically speaking, alcohol is like a virus to the body. When you get a light cold, the body regenerates any damage done within 72 hours. Alcohol is the same way. Yes, it's poison, which is why it causes inebriation. No one can say it's a wonderful thing to put in the body. But the body is a marvelous machine that WILL recover any damage done after a few days.
Heavily drinking on a regular basis would be more akin to severe illness weekly. The body never has a chance to recover. Enough of it, and you will eventually die.
The idea is to not pass the limit where the body doesn't have time to undo any damage done to it.
So what you're saying is, stick to clear spirits like wodka
If you're young and in good shape, do whatever your body can handle.
Drinking ruins cutting to gay weight and posting glamour shots to instagram. It will not actually stop you from progressing lifts and getting big unless you're straight up replacing meals with it. Get your lifting done first and make sure to eat well and you can have a drink.
Need source on those milkers
When I lived in America, thus was my life every day, hot babes bringing me bud light
Was nice bros
She shook me all night long with her American thighs
Drinking is moronic
The only reason people drink is because they have been lied to since birth
>Is drinking the same as pointing a gun at your muscles and pulling the trigger?
Not at all. Tonnes of pro athletes drink like fish. I used to put away 10+ beers a night at least 5 nights a week when I was playing in college and was jacked. You think Gronk got that body staying home and sipping green tea?
who the frick is gronk?
Hes a famous nfl football player. Americans know him
Rob Gronkowski. 6'6, 265lbs with unreal speed and leaping ability. His athletic prowess matched only by his partying. He's the closest thing to a real life gigachad I've ever seen.
Kelce is more of a chad than Gronk
Yeah I probably got a bit carried away, Kelce is up there for sure, there are dozens if not hundreds of gigachads across NFL history.
shame about the slav face though,and the injuries.
goes to show how important height and frame is, you can even surpass the polack face
The face is one of the things I love about him, it's like they gave him HGH in the womb. He's no pretty boy. But yeah, he absolutely maxed out on height, frame, status, reputation, social life, fame, money, etc. Guy could have a legit down syndrome face and he'd be drowning in pussy.
well he ain't no jimmy garoppolo, but hey what can you do
you know what, scarp that, this is Jim with his gf
he likes em thick apparently
Why this prettyboy chad go for fat b***hs?
High test = lust for fat thicc b***hes
Just the way of nature
Im starting to prefer slim thick women.
Maybe.
The one you posted looks like a fat Pakistani troony though.
Disgusting as frick
That's an obese goblina
This will be a nah from me
homosexual detected
>posts calling her a goblino despite the hebrew arm ink
based morons
Is this satire?You sound like a complete gay gushing over a sports ball player.
Are there no prettyboys in the nfl? Are they all in soccer and maybe basketball?
Chads frick porn actresses?
For free yes. Your average businessman would have to pay.
but why did he dye his nipples red
It won't last for long
ARE YOU GAY?
This tbh. What I found to be the case is that most people don't know how to drink, don't couple it with good diet, don't drink enough water, end up feeling like shit in the morning etc. Also a lot of people just can't handle any alcohol or can't moderate.
They end up either as your everyday alkies or, what's much worse, sobergays. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a strict sobriety. Sobergays are simply the worst as they are irreversibly convinced that everyone is like them.
Aint nothing wrong with being sober
Not saying there is anything wrong with being sober. I'm sober 90% of the time (the goal is 50% of course).
Being a sobergay, however, is very wrong and misguided.
>must have sauce to relax and socialize
>must put down others because unsure of own choices
its ok friend youll feel more secure (probably) after you drop the weight
I think I know what you mean. It's like the nofap posters here. They couldn't moderate it due to personal flaws, and now they evangelise to others because they can't accept that the blame lies with the individual sentient human being and not the inanimate object. I look down on them tbh.
>There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a strict sobriety. Sobergays are simply the worst as they are irreversibly convinced that everyone is like them.
You sure seem obsessed as frick about them.
Also, it's hilarious that your prose with even simple words is shit, even though you're obviously tryharding.
>b-b-but if you do all these extra steps, drinking isn't so bad!
kek
>b-b-but muh sobergays
Imagine using alcohol as a personality crutch and seething about sober people while being stuck on IST.
>I used to put away 10+ beers a night at least 5 nights a week when I was playing in college and was jacked
Wow cool story bro, and if you hadnt been drinking like that you coulda gone pro. Stupid ass homosexual.
>Wow cool story bro, and if you hadnt been drinking like that you coulda gone pro. Stupid ass homosexual.
Good observation anon, no heavy drinker has ever gone pro in sports.
If the beer is cold, we r bringing home the gold -mullin
>I used to put away 10+ beers a night at least 5 nights a week when I was playing in college and was jacked
LMAO no you weren't, you moronic boomer-esque "yeah when I was your age I was benching 5pl8" coping millennialcuck.
You were some pudgy dyel that was mediocre at playing ball.
/fit/ards are becoming the boomer meme they were once making fun of kek.
How much do I need to max out on my bench press to have an over Milf beer lush IST?
aunt sexo?
i foresee op getting it on with his aunt
Thus type of babe, really speaks to me
Me and her would hit it off
I drink every day dont be a pussy so did my grandpa for the last 30 years hes fricking all wrinkled up 80y old roofing shit up the other day.
Muh muscles muh longevity
Looks a lot like my mother in law. It’s not worth it anon. I found out the hard way.
No. If you don't wreck yourself everyday, drink electrolytes n shiet you'll be fine.
How is her foot game?
My mothers friend dobe done told me the same god dang thing my mam. Man. You know what I told it? I say say I say zumba babygirl. My dick in your poochie. Talk about zoom. Ba. So then cut her throat open. Its all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all the demons
I was just thinking the same thing
Thanks for reminding me of this pasta. Probably the funniest schizopost that was made on this board
alcohol interferes with tissue repair only above 0.5g/kg bodyweight. For me that's 32g of alcohol or 3.2 standard drinks
>not posting the full version
I am the MILF police
>Doesnt post name
Tragic. Defunding your ass
I'm underfunded as is, I don't have names just a MILF folder with 3,000 files in it
Give sauce holy frick
Texoma Chivette. Imagefap has a whole folder of her.
please post the folder
I can't just dump 3000 milfs on IST and get away with it bro
mega homie
>that see through skirt
its fun but detrimental. dont start
Alcohol is fine , some people do well with it, some (homosexuals) dont
No. My dad is an alcoholic and he was still buff as hell in his 20's, 30's and 40's.
Although you should be drinking in moderation and not getting drunk. I had 2 White Russians yesterday, which is like doing 4 shots, over a 3 hour period.
Heres the sauce, you anons should thank me.
"Texoma Chivette"
ur like 40 minutes late loser
I dunno. Probably, but depending on consumption and genetics it will vary I’m sure.
Anecdotally;
When I was 23 I was drinking and smoking cigarettes daily. I was 6’ and 185, I was doing the following;
>max bench 345
>max squat 405
>DL never went over 405 because scared
>3 mile run 17:30
>100m sub 11 sec
>half marathon 1:29 if I remember right
About 15 years later I still drink fairly regular (like 6 beers a week) and smoke about 1 cigarette a week doing the following;
>bench 225 x 3x10
>squat 315 x 3x10
>Romanian DL 315 x 4 (because skeered still)
>5k sub 20 min
>100m sub 12 sec
I’m 195lbs now, always been natty.
I really don’t know how much of a difference it makes honestly. As long as I’m not binging heavily I don’t notice really, if I do pound out a bottle of wine or a sixer in a single night my joints hurt the next day and I feel dehydrated.
Cigarettes I absolutely do notice on cardio if I smoke more than like 3 a week, any nicotine has a huge negative effect on my cardio.
>inb4 wow you’re so cool, post body, etc
You asked and I’m giving anecdotal answer, and no, I won’t post body, I won’t give a troony in a dog costume fap material. I also hate most of you here.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention water retention and fat.
When I was younger I was fairly lean, but now I’m older I get pretty bad water retention and weight gain if I drink. Even if I’m down to like 10-13% bf I don’t really show any ab definition, when I was young I would show a lot more definition, but I’ve never really shown much unless I was really lean, like sub 10% after cutting for a fight.
So I definitely believe even minor alcohol consumption hurts aesthetic.
>all these virgins missing the point
yes, OP you should get drunk with your aunt and frick her
If my wife doesn’t look like this as we age im divorcing her for being a fat moron. Post comment
Enjoy losing half your shit and paying child support/alimony I guess.
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Baste spoonfeeder.
Sunday will be the 4th anniversary of my last drink. I got nothing to say