This guy is 36. How can i look like this when i get old
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This guy is 36. How can i look like this when i get old
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by avoiding the sun
That’s 90% of photoaging
>normies mock shut-in NEETs and tell us to "touch grass" and "go outside"
>doing so makes you age horribly
who's laughing now
>normies make fun of poor people who never go outside
>every single Hollywood actor only goes outside at night like fricking vampires
>normies going outside and having fun and making memories with their family, friends and community
>moron NEET staying inside all day for vanity reasons to hold onto their fleeting youth
>who's laughing now
They are, because they're too dumb to understand that they're pulling the short stick.
The most popular thing to do over the past decade has been binging NetFlix, playing video games, and watching TikTok. I doubt most people are going outside to text.
just put on sunscreen and wear clothes that cover you when going out.
are you gonna miss out on all the fun in the sun?
I can’t wash that shit off.
Probably doing more harm than good if I have to nuke my skin to remove it
get korean sunscreen, i find it much easier to use than any from here.
Is there organic ones?
I think the good ones use zinc or whatever
both work but i prefer the "metallic" one because i dont get acne from it
Just wear long sleeves and a sun hat. I thought we uniformly hate Big Pharma here, and this homosexual is shilling hard for creams and shit
>just put on sunscreen
israeli advice
Sticky, sweltering, burning. Overcast and brisk is the weather of Aryans.
you replied to a israelite
extreme sunbathing does age your skin
but naturally basking in the sunlight does not
what is it with the anti sun shilling lately anyway? feels like it's one extremely dedicated moron that got a sunbburn or something. Or an actual israelite spreading negative info, this also happens a lot.
it is true though
the sun makes white people look like shit
it is why covering your face and neck with sunscreen is important, or else you look like those moms who have okay faces yet got a wrinkly turkey neck
you're moronic as frick, possibly brown. whites developed to live with less sun at higher latitudes. browns stayed poo colored. unless you live in the non-drinking tap water regions of the earth the sun wont harm you.
How come snowBlack folk don't age better than the rest of the world then? They have no sun half the year and low UV-index sun the other half.
Snow doubles UV exposure and we have less melanin so it’s proportionally the same photon damage
they spend all summer in south Europe tanning to death without sunscreen.
Anon you lose fat, bone and collagen with time
R u stupid?
He asked what can he do to avoid aging.
I said he should avoid photoaging.
only if you dont know the secret
Don’t you dare say you’re eating babies
taurine, anti oxidants, good sleep, low stress, skincare, less protein. Excessive protein ages you a lot
Collagen IS protein. Carbs ages you faster, not protein. It's called glycation.
Listen here moron, the body is infinitely more complex than X does Y. Glycation does damage cells, yes, but you need carbs (glucose) and your muscles need glycose. You cannot have one without the other. Just like you can limit excess glucose (sugar) you can limit excess protein. However someone who works out generally already limit their glucose (sugar) intake while upping their protein intake. You don't need more than 60-80g of protein a day unless you're roiding.
And before you start gargling your meat induced coma takes about how carbs aren't necessary. Yes you can survive without carbs, but it isn't optimal, your body runs on carbs (glucose) and without it will not work properly. Your body will instead go through a more process that is more expensive and taxing on your system (aging you in the process) to convert your fat and proteins into glucose.
Everything you eat gets broken down by the body and then used in the way your body deems necessary, so all the extra protein (or fat) you're eating is just being converted to fat (long term energy storage) or glucose if your body deems it needs energy now. There is no point in limiting carbs to avoid glucose as your body will simply make it by breaking down the other things you eat and converting it into glucose.
fbpb, wear sunscreen everyday anon. also don't drink or smoke into the late 20's.
I have pimples from sunscreen.
use a different sunscreen brand
first bost pest bost?
He's wearing makeup.
Seriously, frick the sun.
I'm only 30 but I look better than him without makeup and filters and I smoke and drink and love the sun.
some homies are just blessed
why would you name ur daughters mercedes
Her dad wanted a car instead of a child
Goat-frickers be like that.
Mercedes is originally a girls' name, but no way the parents new that beforehand
Saw a big fat lady named Layza once.
Because dad knew women hit the wall like a car
its a spanish female name u dolt (yes, a car was named after that and now its more associated with it, its still a female name first)
In English it's a stripper name.
To be fair, the Mercedes car brand we know of today, the creator named it after his daughter Mercedes.
I remember seeing 22-25 year old girls who somehow looked older than my fat 43 year old mother??
They were even fatter than my mother so maybe that’s why
cute story bro
>43 year old mom
Thanks for outing yourself as a zoomer
Hoe do you n ke you know look better than him if we can't see your photo
Because I can see me and hear what people say about me.
Filters
and copious amounts of makeup
To look like that? Make up and filters.
Are you gay
Even 16yos don't want you to look like that
You should look like this at 40
im 36 and look 40. Have those "the kind of tired sleep wont fix" eyes. Feels bad
I'm 25 bald and look 40
I'm 34, full head of hair, and frequently get people guessing 23-32.
Hair is the single most important thing which is why white men hit the wall like a truck
White men have the lowest rate of balding lol
Highest rate is Indians followed by east asians
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/percentage-of-bald-males-by-country
No
>doesn't factor in age (these countries have aging populations)
>doesn't include any non-western data
Useless map.
This has no data about balding rates in Asia, it proves nothing one way or the other. The only noticeable trend is that certain groups like Scandinavians have lower rates that groups like Spaniards.
I think there is a link between low facial hair, and slow balding. Middle eastern and southern europeans tend to be very hairy very young, northern europeans and asians tend to be less hairy
I know hairy as frick dudes here in Greece with perfect hairlines and hairless dudes who have been balding before they were even 20
Yia sou re
You're so off. East asians are the least likely to bald
pretty sure white men have the highest
you're moronic lmfao
Good thing balding is optional now huh!
this
Brutal black pill
Ever seen a Black folk natural hair
I'm 40, slight receding hair line and in a failing marriage. Also 6'4" and would trade places with you just to be young again. I don't care if you are 5' even.
Don't ever get married guys. Kids are cool, but not worth the effort.
That's exactly how I feel but I'm not as old and my Latina girlfriend desperately wants me to impregnate her. Obviously a woman in older age without children is tragic and there is no happy woman at 40 without a child or without children in her life even if they aren't her own. I know women aren't as particular about whose child it is as a man is. A child that's not yours is literally worthless but I'm not convinced that men truly love even their own children or should have such a role in the child's life you should simply create and move on. It's too horrible to be with a family it's simply an obligation foisted upon men that is making them just stop having children and Outsourcing the entire process to already miserable people without aspirations and so on and on the degenic procession goes.
No one really wants to bring this up even though it was brought up in Brave New World by perhaps a more interested group of progressives that the short-sightedness of our current ruling classes but you can't just hopscotch over the world to pick and choose who is currently poor and stupid and Outsource the ACT of producing children to this or that room temperature IQ group you will eventually have to have state-run orphanages in which children are simply dumped on Moss the same way we have children now through some incentive and then raised by the state until adolescence or so. And I say good.
Obviously that was voice to text as is this but you get the picture I think Plato brought this up in the Republic something like orgies so no one knows who their father is and then being raised in common in a sort of royal daycare so that way no lineages or dynasties can arise but no one wants anything to do with children let's be quite honest people convince themselves to go through with it out of a mixture of conditioned obligation and lack of any stronger Direction in their lives just in the same way people don't have children which has its own equal tragedy we should have children but that should be something we do for the state which is then the state's responsibility after the child is out and we can go about our lives our job done and we can die happy
>Have those "the kind of tired sleep wont fix" eyes
I have those at 27 but the rest of my face is wrinkle free
Everyone keeps saying I look tired
Get filler
I'm 21 and my eyes are the only thing I get complimented on. Usually I get told I look like a criminal and also that I look a lot older than 21. Had some people even going as high as saying I look like late 20s. Could be worse but still sucks looking old as frick.
I'm 42 and look 31-32. Not LARPing btw. I guess I have alpha genetics
I'm 33 and people consistently guess a decade younger. I hardly saw the sun as a NEET during my youth and stayed inside playing WoW.
How did you escape your neet lifestyle and how are you doing these days?
Start eating sugar
Toner with salicylic acid and creatine can help, but unfortunately there's no way to get rid of them completely short of covering them with makeup.
You just have thin skin there.
I have them too. I don’t even know what I look like normally because my sleep is a disaster and has been since I’m a teenager.
>"the kind of tired sleep wont fix" eyes
my dad's side has these bad. I'm doomed
I'm 30 and I look 21, but i'm 5'7
have you tried sleeping anyway?
put make up on or lie
Drink cum every day
Cope
Estrogen
He's 32
He's 32 not 36. Still a bit fricked though.
filter X 100 reps
He is wearing makeup.
If this guy is 36 then surely he has some sort of hormone deficiency like Andy Milonakis?
I'm turning 30 this year but if I shave I still get carded for alcohol so that's a bit of a feelsgoodman. My advice is to drink water and stay out of the sun, seems to have worked for me.
getting carded isnt something worth bragging about so if you think its because you look "young" sorry but you probably look your age and you probably ugly as frick anyways
most businesses these days have a policy where if you're even a bit unsure someone is above 35 years old you will get carded
better to be safe than sorry and get busted by a secret shopper and losing your liquor license
I haven't been carded in months and I'm 23
Ask him.
Nobody has a clue, otherwise it would be common
instagram skin filter + soi haircut to hide receding hairline, that's what he's doing
You're really reaching.
You dont want to look like that as you get older, trust me. You wouldnt get any natural respect in things that matter.
they talk down to you like you're incompetent at the workplace, men don’t respect you, grown women don’t take you seriously. you get treated as you look, a wee boy. but the barely legal teen pussy you can acquire over the age of 30 is worth it, right bros?
this is copium, i've been very successful in both finance and medical fields despite looking 16
Post face you lying homosexual
I'd frick your boypussy bro
are you sure you aren't 16?
You are not "wildly successful".
wildly successful with the ladies, haha!
how old are you rlly?
I don't believe you're anywhere close to 30.
Ok Doogie Howser
you have to be at least 18 to post here
Pig nose
Post face
Chad for posting
underage b&
excellent anon, stay winning.
>but the barely legal teen pussy you can acquire over the age of 30 is worth it, right bros?
Yes, homosexual
It is worth it
Cope harder homosexual
You’re a virgin bro your opinion is worthless
But I am not a virgin homosexual
Baldie shit for genetics
Sorry bro, I don’t speak virgin. No idea what you’re saying
That's kind of true but most people I work with don't know I look like I'm in college. Long live work from home.
Is it just genes or a routine?
Mostly I just follow conventional wisdom about health. I don't eat some weird diet or use "products" besides sunscreen whenever normal people use sunscreen. Stress ages you so practice being a chill person that doesn't stress over random bullshit. I got lucky with hair genetics. For hair loss, I'm sorry but that is one thing that diet and exercise can't prevent.
Oh and get enough sleep.
>I'm sorry but that is one thing that diet and exercise can't prevent
Good thing there are other ways now
thats filters. he looks good but he's look way different irl
Don't lose your hair. Stay lean. Avoid the sun
have a parent or two that looks young for their age, get good at make up
god you're a fricking idiot to not understand what a filter is...apparently a shit ton of others here also don't know what a filter is..what a sad world
>What a sad world
Imagine talking about "filters" while being filtered by your sad man brain chemistry
>27 years old
>get told by coworkers that they all thought I was 22/23
I thought it was awful, but its not as bad as I thought bros
>27
>still have to be carded for 18+ entries and products
It used to bother me, but it's nice to hear now. I rarely ever went outside from 18-25 in the daytime, and if I did, it would be for less than an hour.
I think they have to card anyone that looks under 30 or maybe even older, even at age 25 with a beard and hairline that was a little past mature I had a mom & pop liquor store clerk break my bawls about how the person on my liscense doesn't look like me. I've always looked young for my age, unusually so at times but well that wasn't one of them.
It's honestly just mainly genetics.
You can control for diet, stress, sleep, exercise, etc etc all you want, your genes will code for how you will show your age.
>Obvious richgay
Plastic surgery.
I don’t know
Never went out of my way preserve my youth
It was just sort of a by product
Like wtf it wasn’t that noticeable till
I decided to check my competition of 27-30 year olds
Holy shit fat, bald or both
Use the same filters as him, and lie about your age as well?? How are you people still falling for social media clickbait, it baffles me
When I'm 300 years old I'm going to find this fricking post in the archives in the archives and I'm going to print it out and laugh at it (in a well intentioned way ofc)
how can you not tell he is using a filter?
>trying to attract pedos
Yeah good luck with that I guess.
>How can i look like this when i get old
Take care of your skin and health.
You don't want to be the old guy that says you wish you could go back to being a kid and started doing something. Its too late and you cannot get that back
it was so difficult trying to sneak into clubs etc when was younger.
now people think im years younger than i actually am.
last number i got was 26 lmao
in my 30s btw
i cant wait for the end of year summer holidays
ive been approached by 3 twinks in the last week
yep. going in the sun is good
youre coping. if you make your presence known and who you are you never have to worry about any of that
26 is old as frick moron what the frick would you know about anything
I think it's momentarily cultural. For instance when I was your guy's age everyone wanted to be a chain-smoking 29-something coffee shop philosopher. Now thanks social media based inflation you want to be a temporarily embarrassed bodybuilding crypto millionaire in your late teens or at least pretending to still be in your late teens. 25 is practically an embarrassment and 30 laughable.
What's so embarrassing about being 25 though? I actually don't understand modern society one bit and this whole age based mockery seems excessive and unwarranted to me.
Nothing. It's mostly cope by sexless online people who see guys that can maintain muscle and facial hair as sexual competition. More esoterically there's a really gay annoying Aquarian energy pervading popular culture and aesthetics.
Responsibility, thanatophobia, permanence, children, etc. 25 is the universal time of put up or shut up. If you're still playing games at 25 it's not cute anymore. If you're still rudderless and adrift at 30 no one wants anything to do with you and you're just a liability. I think it scares them because they can't even conceptualize a realistic upward mobility, so they have to cling to adolescence and quietly accept increasingly more effort for increasingly poorer social and financial results.
My personal take on this matter is that you shouldn't be irresponsible or playing games around like an idiot even at 15 yo. Also the age of adulthood was 18 in the past and you were treated as an adult by then but it seems like they're fighting to increase the number and prolong their childhood thus the whole "20 year olds are kids!" schizophrenic insanity. You also see many older people talking about how people in their 20's and even 30's are kids because otherwise they would simply been seen as old themselves. It's all very stupid and immature
Most people don't think they're going to die. If you said you're going to die one day they'd obviously agree but they don't live generationally or have any concept of existence outside of themselves other than in the form of ironic humor. Their existence lacks narrative or even contemplation. So, if seriously posed with age finitude and death they have to reduce it to irony or suffer anxiet, having no serious inner or outer framework to live as anything other than livestock.
I'm not trying to sound edgy or deep. It's just why that android guy that gets posted all the time goes through all of this silly stuff and would want to larp (unconvincingl) as an 18yo in the first place
>This guy is 36. How can i look like this when i get old
Brush hair into forehead so the wrinkles are invisible.
Be low body fat.
Wear a lot of make up (if you knw the look, you can see it on him).
Use filters a lot.
Filters is the most important, I am mid 40s and can look like a teenager with filters.
babyface is curse, but babyface manlet is the worst fate no man should ever have
>girlfriend has been mistaken as my mom/sister on a couple occasions
>i get "lil bro'd" by other people, mostly people who are younger than me
>voice gets made fun of for not matching how i look
>never got attention from women in high school, never considered sexy or desirable, just cute
>banned from dating apps all the time from being reported
from dating apps all the time from being reported
kek im so sorry for you anon
Try being short baby faced baldie. I aged 20 years when I started losing hair.
got attention from women in high school
Nah nah, I call bullshit. Sure being a manlet hits hard at but in HS, it's literally the only time where height really doesn't matter. Im a persian manlet but I still got mired by qt Black person/ euro girls for having hazel eyes, light skin and good face. After hs, it all dried up.
If you have game you can get women, they call me cute then I start to push their buttons and I'm blowing their back out within the day.
This guy said he was 40
That's a woman
the ONLY good thing about the gay in the OP is the neck.The thick neck saves everything, otherwise he'd be a 3 at best even at 36.
Wear makeup, always appear in areas where you can control lighting and angles and apply a filter.
>filters
>make up
>homosexuality
>estrogens
I’m 27 but look 19. I have the joints of an 80 year old man though. Never worn sunscreen and I live in the heat (sunburned many times), my skin is still quite pale and flush, just some shoulder freckles. Stay healthy and fast, keeps you young and strong.
Try cod liver, msm, and glucosamine for joints anon.
I am also a young looking cripple
dude is wearing as much makeup as a woman and most certainly has had botox and fillers at very least.
Stop looking at twinks as inspiration, it's like looking at a woman and saying "how can I be more like her", because twinks aren't men.
Filters have made it so people are unrecognizable when you meet them in person, I'll bet he looks like a 50 year old AIDs patient if you saw him IRL.
The answer was always there
thats just some 18 yr old. what does he know about staying young
Jesus Christ dude is that boy even 18?
Reported
he looks weird as frick and ugly why are you jealous
Wig and filters.
Why would you wanna look like that at 36?
Genetics. I won't post pic, but I'm 35 and still get clocked for a high schooler on occasion. Its a curse not a blessing.
>infantMAXXING
What's up with users in this site wanting to look like teen age boys instead of adult men?
Teenage girls