>steals your girl
>makes roidtrannies seethe
>works out once a week
>saves tons of grocery money
Yeah I'm thinking twink is the best body type
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>steals your girl. >makes roidtrannies seethe. >works out once a week. >saves tons of grocery money
lalo was rude as frick when i talked to him last time on IST but he was chill eventually
>lalo was rude as frick when i talked to him last time on IST but he was chill eventually
Spicey twinks are the best.
Lalo is pretty chill compared to most twinks ive met irl. Its ironic how the irl typical normie gay is a mentally diseased demon looking to take advantage of you, while the shunned terminally online twinks I meet here are friendly and looking for company (and attention ofc)
Penis size?
>Stabs you in the ribs with a screwdriver
>gets raped
What now?
i thought that guy was gay
twinks do that so you let your guard down and they steal your women
I don't date 16 year olds
>in b4 prime fertility
i'm not a loser who feels the need to "conquer" young pussy because he missed out in high school
twinks also attract older woman 20-35 yo. their are literally prime male attraction
I'm guessing you believe if you become a twink or at least ottermode than you'd be drowning in pussy?
When it comes to physique the face is king and lalo is facially attractive. He could be skinnyfat and he would still get girls. He just wouldn't be able to thirst trap online.
He has such beautiful, striking eyes. I think he could seduce you just by silently staring at you.
I've had to seperate eye contact while talking to an iranian twink once because of how pretty his green eyes were. To me, some twinks fall within an untouchable zone of beauty.
there is an unquestionable depth to the feminine look that proper twinks can ascend to
fuuuuck i wish i had his hair its so pretty
Ty anon, I'm not him but I'll take that compliment for myself <3
No he literally said he was bisexual lol
This guy literally gets fricked by men.
No he doesn’t
>feminine boy looks
>takes half-naked pics and shares online
>has a discord
Yeah, totally straight.
Think of how much money he's getting from gay simps
Hes exclusively gone for girls everytime I hear from him on discord.
what is lalo like? genuinely curious
im
and that has been the only interaction between me and him
ive been through a few discords with lalo.
hes a goofball and an edge lord. he was provacative two years back but has since cooled off
heres a semi-active IST sever he posts on, hes (you)#0315
https://discord.gg/mc4JvE8S
ive never dmed him before
wait, he browses IST? hmm
he originated from IST
is this a suprise?
i knew that but i didnt know he still browsed it
in any case i havent been harassed by a spanish flag whenever i do post something that i could be identified with
he shitposts on IST, /misc/, and i believe IST, he'll never reveal himself if you catch him, but pay attention to his typing pattern + speedy replies and youll find he is active across IST
lalo was built for intense cuddling sessions, not 2d sex
>speedy replies
i actually do remember there was one spaniard who harassed me recently, and he did reply fairly quickly…
whats his typing pattern like? i doubt it was him but still
also does he type stuff like
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
or
U G L Y
G
L
Y
? cause the spaniard also did that
its all undercase with little to no punctuation, lots of 'i's, abbreviations (lmaos, lol, omg, cuz, u, rn), slang, hes notorious for ad hominem; cringe and ugly were pretty common during 1-1 even when he was in vc. he also refrenes dysgenics, inbreds, and sometimes poltard slurs. he doesnt easily make friends with people not his type
youre kinda invested in ths guy, are you a twink?
hmm that probably wasnt him then i guess
>youre kinda invested in ths guy, are you a twink?
…sorta? like im not as cute as the IST twinks but ive been labeled as twink several times on there
also i just think hes really pretty, not in like muh gay sexo kind of way but like… just very aesthetically pleasing
im also jealous of his long straight hair
i think it was him, because i've never met another spaniard that just hurls insults like that.
what was he harrasing you about?
>not in like muh gay sexo kind of way but like… just very aesthetically pleasing
that describes me too; i just appreciate beauty of twinks. sometimes i draw the faces of guys i like, i know it might sound creepy but i do it for practice and challenge.
i mean it wasnt really harassing cause it was lighthearted
but its a sort of a long story
i can link the IST thread where a spaniard harassed me if you want
>i just appreciate the beauty of twinks
finally someone else
a man can appreciate the beauty of the sea or a mountain range without wanting to stick his dick in either
well i mean i am bi but only irl twinks make me feel anything
do link the thread
im gay myself and dont feel 'excited' for twinks, but what makes you prefer twinks over girls?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/182640517
i am post numbers:
182647719*
182650291 (the spaniard identified me with this post)
182650735
182650935*
182651365*
182656336
182656457
182656654*
the asterisk means he did not reply to those posts
also some other americanon posted that webm of lalo and i guess he may have identified the spaniard
>but what makes you prefer twinks over girls?
i dont know really, i guess because theyre a mix of masculinity and femininity?
ive always found guys a lot easier to talk to anyway but i am still without bf
im 99% sure that was lalo, its like he ripped his replies straight from discord
also you are quite cute, you should definitely pursue a bf while you still have time
damn
well if that was really him then idk what to say, at least he doesnt dislike me i guess
also, thanks, and i will try to get a bf when my college classes begin again in the fall
>and i will try to get a bf when my college classes begin again in the fall
how are you supposed to do this
t. intends on doing the same, this will be my last year
idk, there was this one twink who i was really in love with but was too scared to make a move, if he comes back this semester im going to try to make friends with him first before testing the waters for a relationship
and you know he's gay?
never using that pozzed app
funny that you think you're above grindr homosexual pozzed homosexuals when you're pozzing up this website with your attention whoring gay homosexual bullshit. In what way is you spamming your mutt emanciated face and trying to get a bf on IST in any way related to fitness
I'm not him, I've never posted my photos on here. I'm just a bisexual anon.
don't fricking care, you're still talking about taking another man's sexual organ inside your shithole, have a nice day you fricking self attracted troony
>and you know he's gay?
not for certain, but there were signs
he had a slight gay accent, used a suspicious amount of gestures when talking, and while not an inherently gay trait, had long hair
and i never saw him with a girl
grindr/tinder are depression fuel
>and i never saw him with a girl
not to burst your bubble but thats most straight guys nowadays
Even if he's gay there's no guarantee he would be into you. Gay hypergamy is also a real thing. Gay dating has become like heterosexuality due to apps and you are going to have a very hard time unless you're a 6'3 hypermasc roided guy with an 8 inch dick or a hairless femboy bottom with flawless skin. Dating apps and all that ruined everything for men both gay and straight, especially in the past few years.
he said he liked my hair, called my curls cute when i said i liked his hair
How in the FRICK did you frick that up? You dumb autist. Holy shit.
i was going to ask him for his number/contact info the next time i saw him but he didnt show up the last two days of class or for the exam (and i cried myself to sleep the next few days)
look its a long story i dont particularly care to get into either
you need to be a bit more bold my friend
i will be
You should totally get into it, you pathetic homosexual. You have absolutely no problem shitting up IST with the homosexual emails you tried sending sending your crush. Pathetic troony bottom can't even get dick and just spends all his time shitting up other boards
so true bestie!!!! i love you too
>what if its not his twin
well then i must congratulate him on getting married to an almost identical carbon copy at the ripe old age of 19
C'mon mutt, why not keep blogging about how much of a pathetic homosexual you are. Don't let me bring you down, I believe in you. You'll get AIDS one day, you'll get your very own gym twink bf that will leave you once you turn 24 and inevitably rope or cope with hrt or bodybuilding. Tell us about how totally not mentally ill you are, "bestie"
ok
Try not to cry too much
vgh... the dream...
pic rel are 31 and 27, cope
eh... the standards are not that high but hypergamy is the norm nowadays
what if its not his twin...
>not to burst your bubble but thats most straight guys nowadays
lmao true
but i didnt see him talk to any at all, or anyone at campus that much besides his twin
Thanks, i couldn't tell
Cute, would force myself upon if I saw irl
He would kick your ass
*twink death occurs*
I would lift for him.
the four horsemen of IST
>screamed the stable boy
I would fill that bussy with my cum gawd damn.
i want to hold him and run my fingers through his hair
he's 6'1" good luck holding him
hammer + knee caps = on his knees for me forever
My husband is 6'2 and I still make him little spoon.
Black person he weights 60kgs, I bet a 5 6 muscular guy could hold this b***h
>i want to hold him and run my fingers through his hair
>he's 6'1" good luck holding him
Imagine if you would the following scenario:
>You pull Lalo to you and begin running your fingers through his hair.
>Indignant, Lao hisses like a cat and bares his teeth.
>Lalo tries to extricate himself but you've got him pinned.
>Continuing to stroke his hair his expression slowly changes from angry, to sullen, and then finally to relaxed.
>Lalo sighs contentedly and leans back into you while resting his head on your chest.
>tfw no catboy twunk to incessantly bite me before he finally gives in and adores my affection
why live ; _ ;
Too bad no photos exist of Lalo wearing one of those cat ear headbands.
We live in era of AI
lol that excessive censoring just screams dicklet
WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He would steal me away from my girlfriend too
I feel like I lowkey have that body type just dyel and a lil fatter.
Imagine swinging him like a kettlebell until he gets flustered and playfully punches your arm, then your animal instincts take over and you ravage his tight boipussy as he moans and squeals
>steals your girl
He is my girl though.
all you twinks and softboys age like shit
Sam could look good if he wanted to
shut the frick up sam you fat disgusting pigtroony
Just take hrt Black person.
Everyone gets a raw deal when they age, moron. The point remains to max your potential while you retain your youth. What happens afterwards isn't the point.
so you'd choose hitting the wall 20 years earlier than masculine men just to smash some zoomer prostitute on birth control pills
What are you on about, I'm no roider or a troony.
Masculine men age like shit too idk where you people get this shit from but your all delusional as frick it's all just taking decent care of yourself which nobody here will actually do
if masculine man takes care of himself he'll hit the wall around 50. if twink/softboy takes care of himself he'll hit the wall around 30. twink aesthetics and first signs of aging are a really bad mix
Assuming a twink maintains a good diet that staves off excess bodyfat, while having a godlike skincare routine, there's no way a twink wouldn't slip into a normal aging role but with much better returns. It's not like a twink becomes a goblin just by getting old, look at the prettyboys in Hollywood from across the decades.
Men have thicker skin than women and age slower, I would say post your mid-late 30s you start to look "mature" while in women it starts in their late 20s
i could fix her
she does not want to be fixed, she wants a man to sell crack with while running from the feds. she wants to die next to her man in a police shootout
she wants to rob, kill, frick, and get inebriated
she does not want your church-going ass
how old is sam there?
One ran test and bloated the other did tons of drugs and drank heavily cry more homosexual
Seethe foid
This. Twunk face is the best, Mixture of masculine with feminine, Strong Jaw, Strong Cheeks, Full Lips, Thick Eyebrows and striking eyes. Brad Pitt for example.
You know what I think about when I see these twinks
If they go to prison they are FRICKED(literally and figuratively)
Normal people (not blacks/low iq whites/mexicans) don't go to prison.
>Steals your girl
Doubt any of multiple hoes would go for him
>Makes roidtrannies seethe
You mean gets made fun of for being a weak twig? Okay.
>Works out once a week
Why even work out ? Lifting is fun, I'd work out 8 days a week if that were possible
>Saves a ton on groceries
I probably spend less and eat healthier/more.
I know you're trying to demoralize folks anon, but try harder. This is sad.
I just checked his twitter and 99% of the comments and likes are gay men
Just suck wiener already
>steals your girl
More like settles for your leftovers lmao
>steals your girl
Working out once a week only is stupid no matter what body type you want. unless outside factors control your schedule, your heart and your joints are stronger and more resilient with regular exercise multiple times a week. Doesn’t even need to be weights in a gym. Just anything. Only work out one time a week or even less than that? Not crippled sick or injured? And you even have the time to do it? Then you’re moronic. Simple as.
What are his stats? 6'1 and weight/waist/age? At his height I doubt the waist is anything above 28-29", not even 30".
I'd frick his ass till he would love me like a homosexual
Reminder that if you clicked on this thread you're gay. No way around it. You saw a picture of a soft little twink in the catalog and clicked on it. You are gay. You may now cope.
Wholesome.
You are incorrect, I'm bisexual. I will admit I have higher standards for women though
>twink is the best body type
Go for it. And then try walking in any city alone at night.
Imagine thinking the city becomes a gay paradise at night with men running around hunting for twinks on all streets. Only way a twink would be in trouble is if he looked like a girl.
>I have never left the house after 7pm
Black, you've never been in a 3rd world city. STFU.
twinks hit the wall as hard as the average white woman.
>low baseline muscle mass
>narrow shoulders
>skinny neck
>thin wrists
If my gf prefers physically weak men, her mating radar is broken and she's dysgenic. I'd gladly break up with her in that case.
women who have such preference aren't dysgenic. all it takes is some anti baby pills or ((holliwood)) indoctrination
Twinks are only gonna steal your girl if your girl has a dick
I'm going to admit this thread is making me seethe because about 6 months ago the girl I was talking to was stolen by a guy that has a similar body to this. Typical pretty boy twink, but he started texting the girl about how I was a racist/homophobe/transphobe/etc. I stalked his twitter and he actively likes and retweets destiny/vaush type people and unironically believes the number one problem in society is transphobia and racism. I was essentially ostracized from an entire friend group because some skinny homosexual looked at who I followed on twitter.
your own fault for not breaking at least one of his wrists in front of your girl
It sounds like a bigger problem that you have is that you suck at making friends tbhqwyfamalam
>frick twink who steals your girl in the ass
>now you have two girls
>*clears throat*
>h-h-*voice cracks*
>*clear throat again*
>*rub palms together*
>*notice how sweaty I’m getting*
>*im sweating through my shirt*
>*surely everyone can see this*
>h-
>*i can practically feel my eyes dilate*
>*my face and neck are red as a beet*
>*I think my legs might give out*
>h-hot
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FACT: the best girls chase skinny white twigs, especially alt girls - they love it. picrel is me. i’m not even done cutting.
are those hickeys or bruises on your shoulder?
NTA but I think we both know
>steals your girl
more like steals you from your girl
this lil homie looks like he spins on it
yes
>GIWTWM
half this thread is op being a homosexual for this homosexual
fricking pathetic
these threads belong on /soc/ or /lgbt/ but jannies are trannies who think it's epic to let attention prostitute trannies spam their naked bodies and use the threads for AIDS hookups
all these ottermode threads are for people to afraid to just fricking downlod Grindr already
I would never download grindr I like these threads for stroking my ego because I'm ottermode
i start foaming out of my mouth n my body gets hot like i got a fever when i think of these types of people during my workouts
I would kill in cold blood if it meant I could have this body type. Why was I cursed with an insanely massive ribcage. Why, God. Why must you torture me like this
Handsome and muscular triumphs over effeminate and skinny when it comes to getting women. Don’t let teen girls on social media fool you.
kek, looks like he wants to steal my dick with his anus.
Do you really think that? Or you just a gay dude who wants to make a twink thread?
If I frick him in the ass after he fricks my GF, does that undo me being cucked?
no