How do I smell better at the gym? Sometimes I'm worried that I reek of ass sweat.
Do I really have to take a shower before the gym just to take a shower after I work out?
Would cleaning up my diet help? I don't want to be like Stinky Sam
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>Don't do keto
>Don't do roids
>Shower every day
Simple.
>no deodorant
Let's not overwhelm the average gymcel.
deodorant isn't gonna prevent you from smelling like literal shit unfortunately
Some people smell bad beyond their armpits. In front and behind the ears, neck, chin.
Idk about what those redditors are saying but the smallest lapse in hygene can make people reek. Specially someone like Sulek with his fricking nasty hat/clearly unwashed clothes and constant sweat covered skin.
personally using regular deodorant does nothing. I'm a disgusting human being. I shower twice a day because I have a health condition called seborrheic dermatitis which gives me really bad dandruff not just on my head, but in my beard and eyebrows too, but even after all that I can still end up smelling bad, so I have to do a ton of other shit.
>shower in the morning
>wash with prescription shampoo/conditioner/body wash
>get out
>dry off immediately with a towel
>get the hairdryer out and make sure I get all the moisture from my armpits, asscrack, and balls as directed by my dermatologist
>then I stand in a power stance for a few minutes to make sure I'm really dry (also a good time to pose in the mirror and admire my gains)
>put on scented anti-perspirant on groin area, back, chest, and armpits
>put on powder deodorant to armpits, balls, and in between thighs to reduce chafing and improve smell
>ready for the day
>shower in the evening, don't use soap
>wash my bedsheets every 3 days
if I don't do all this, then within a couple days I will start smelling terrible. Not like shit, but imagine the scent of a unwashed armpit but 100x more intense, all over my body, permeating from me like a miasma. Also I get this buildup of waxy cheesy substance on various parts of my body, such as behind my ears or in the crevice where my legs meets my groin. I went camping for a couple of days once, and when I got back I had so much buildup of this shit that I had to scrape it off with my Fredmeyer rewards card in a gas station bathroom. It legitimately smelled like a mixture of swiss and cheddar cheese.
I have no idea what's living on me.
>Spraying post-industrial toxins proven to be hormonal disruptors via your ducts and glands on you to smell like a fruit
You'll never be a real man. Gay homosexual
Just shower and eat carbs for bulking instead of steroids.
This basically
What's wrong with keto?
Changes how your breath smells.
How can eating clean protein and fats make your breath smell bad? You'd think without processed sugars and carbs your breath would smell better as long as you're brushing regularly
Maybe biological processes are complicated and the "clean" in clean protein is metaphorical.
You're left with much more sulphur as part of proteins, so the excess is disposed of via organosulphur compounds (which stink) through breath and sweat
>clean protein and fats
Means nothing. You breathe out acetoacetate and it stinks. Also your body odor changes because of ketogenic exudates
You believe in magic.
Dog breath reeks, cat breath reeks, meat-and-fat breath reeks.
>dogs and cats brush their teeth
Also household dogs and cats eat a notorious amount of goyslop. You cannot say that a dog has a keto diet when half of kibble is made with filler product.
Interestingly enough, obese people smell the worst. If keto was really as stinky as you and other anons claim it to be, then why are obese people so smelly and thin people not smelly? I've been on a keto diet for awhile now. I don't smell. My breathe doesn't stink. I shower and brush my teeth and even when I don't it's not like anyone has ever claimed I smelled like sulfur or rotten eggs (wtf).
I think a lot of you are lying or are attributing protein smell with obesity smell. If you're a healthy weight on a protein diet (BMI 20 to 24, 100g of protein) there is no way you're going to be a walking stinky mess.
But if you're a gymcel overweight guy on a very heavy protein diet (BMI 25 to 30, 200g protein a day) I could see how you may be overdoing the protein and being smelly. But that's likely do to you being overweight rather than the excess protein
Fat people smell bad because the fat rolls hold in bad bacteria
It's the meat
Go vegan
blood fills with fat and cholesterol
high protein turns to ammonia and urea
this gets excreted through the skin and putrefies
>a black woman
>complaining about smells
Post your smell right now
>don't lift weights
>muh keto boogie man
dead wrong, and I hate keto
it's the seed oils and goyslop that makes you stink
Famous Ketogenic dieter Sam Sulek
Apocrine glands secrete oil and bacteria eat oil and the byproduct is stinky volatile organic compounds. Antiperspirant in armpits and if necessary, the groin, should fix this. That’s where we have apocrine glands afaik. The rest is eccrine glands.
So why does my bo smell so nice? Did I cultivate some good bacteria?
>someone is bigger and more popular than me reeeeee
t. stinky
Hello Sam "Big Stinky" Sulek
first the face now this, our boy can't catch a break
He’d make a killing selling used underwear
Just wait till the heart attack
just a kid baiting
Too late. Even if it's fake hes forever going to be known as SSS. Stinky Sam Sulek
Just like Monica. He's unwashed, greasy, he has to smell. All of his fan boys can vouch he doesn't stink or "its not that bad". We all can see from his pictures and diet that he's stinky
why does it matter
You tell me
I wish I could put my face in her sweating armpits
>Too late
nah, kid
you got caught
it's the opposite now, that's how it works
now even if he's smelling like shit, people will just dismiss it as being you spreading rumors LOL
>t. Stinky Sam
where did the smelly monica thing come from?
Imagine how much of a deluded loser you have to be to think your Extremely Online opinion matters in any way.
>t. Smelly Sam Fanboy
Everything on reddit is fake and gay
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamSulek/comments/18ayvy8/i_went_to_the_meet_and_greet_and_i_got_to_get/
Go to the thread. Nobody denies that Sam smells. In fact, they all seem to agree that the drugs he is taking and his overall look is sweaty and stinky. Sure the guy made a few comments about Sam in the past, but thats concerning Sam's health. We have all commented about Sam's health, the guy is permanently red and looks like he is going to die soon.
Sam is Stinky. Get over it smelly boy.
I can't believe people are pulling the "dick move" card. He is a public figure, if what he's doing makes him fricking stink how can people just ignore it? Do you get jacked enough at some point that it's ok to disregard personal hygiene?
Cope
homie took his time to edit this out
Quality OC
well he's apparently been obsessing over this guy for weeks
, editing that picture probably wasn't much time in comparison
There's always something acne/stretch marks/hairiness/excessive vascularity/sweatiness that doesn't come across in small pictures online but if you meet big time roiders irl it kinda loses its charm
Never meet your heroes. They might smell like dog shit
>hairiness
wait what's wrong with that
Just stay off the roids and don't be a Black person.
Simple as.
>guy who looks like a walking pizza complete with grease smells like shit
Wooooow
This
Dude looks like he has never showered in his life
Maybe Sam was raped in the showers and now has PTSD and can never shower again. Would also explain his mass monster obsession
I’m 100% convinced he got raped by his swimming teacher, he compulsively pulls his pants up whenever he takes off his shirt, is it really a coincidence he gave up a fairly succesful swimming career to become a bald, stinking, acne ridden roid troon?
He makes a lot of money
He may be stinky, but more importantly, what is his stance on racemixing and the israelites?
It's a gym, you go there to work out, why the frick would you care if you smelled sweaty.
That being said there was a few weeks where I don't know what was wrong with me but whenever I did more than 30 minutes of cardio my sweat got a really strong smell of ammonia.
Went away by itself after a while
It was a meet and greet where he met hundreds and possibly 1000s of fans. He likely showed up with a pump and no shower.
If you're going to be taking pictures with fans all day, you should smell good. Not like you just finished a workout and ate a pickle tuna sandwich
World of difference between sweaty and smelling like doodoo.
nobody starts to reek after an hour or two of sweating. You need to really ferment for it to become awful.
i fricking hate people like you so much its unreal. it being a gym is not an excuse, it's a public place. its like saying why the frick would you care if you smelled sweaty at a barbershop or a restaurant? what kind of arguement is that? if you took care of your hygiene you wouldnt just absolutely reek after stepping inside the gym. even if you start sweating you dont smell if your clothes are clean and you have taken a shower and put deodorant. its such a weird logic, just because its a gym doesnt mean that i want to be surrounded by guys whose dirty clothes smell like piss and cum.
and if you ever went to a "premium" gym you would know that smelling is not a default. premium gyms generally have higher quality customers who are functional members of society and have some level of social intelligence. its the low iq Black folk and pajeets and rest of the shitskins like you who larp as going to the "war" at the gym.
He's probably also one of those gays that think they hacked life by not using shampoo, deoderant and toothpaste.
GOOD MORNING SIR
gem cobson
who is sam? sorry for not knowing the name of every e-celeb homosexual in the world
>Do I really have to take a shower before the gym just to take a shower after I work out?
YES. I also shit before I workout so cover two bases by washing my ass after I shit.
if I can really smell my own balls, how badly can everyone else smell my balls? I know you're generally less sensitive to your own BO so I can only imagine.
I also dont know whats wrong with my balls... They begin stinkin so fast nowadays. Didn't used to be a problem.
I literally change underwear to go workout sometimes if I go in the evening after swampballs all day it gets that bad/annoying. Its not BO either, its specifically BALLZ. That real specific stench.
It's sweat bro. Get some talc and slap it between your legs. The key to not getting sweaty is to dry yourself properly in the first place. Make sure you dry yourself off properly after you shower before putting clothes on
Agreed, may as well try a bottle of powder. I think they’re mostly corn starch based now due to talc lawsuits but there’s many brands available on Amazon (I like the Gold Bond in the white bottle that has aloe and some herbs, but I haven’t tried most others).
>mfw amerilards think washing your ass with soap and water is less hygienic than wiping
>shits self so much that it's not even an issue
>wears all white outfit head to toe
lol I work in a bar where a lot of boomers go, it's very common to see fat turds in the toilet with no tp, and hear grunting and a flush, the stall door open and boom right out the door all in 1 second, its also common to see shit on the walls, blood and shit all over the toilet, so on. boomers are atrocious
extremely based, dabbing on wagies by making them clean up poopoos can’t be beat
I didnt need to read this post to know he smells. Dude looks like he fricking reeks lmao.
This is the meat canyon guy who made fun of Sam Sulek and incels talk about glass houses
>made fun of Sam Sulek
one of the symptoms of autism is not understanding humor, irony, or jokes, anon
Sweet woman smell nice, even with stinky armpits and no deodorant.
Dudes sweat armpits smell like skunk urine
Anyway,no matter the sex, farts smells bad
Once my gf farted next to me and I sincerely loved her a little bit less since then
So little, so pretty, but looks like she was been eating dead vultures
>Once my gf farted next to me and I sincerely loved her a little bit less since then
>So little, so pretty, but looks like she was been eating dead vultures
But the dudes sweat armpit is like necter to a female, ive had females put their face in my armpits crotch and asshoel and huff away like theyre in heaven.
Since doing his meet and everyone finding out he's a manlet, he's lost thousands of subscribers and viewers. Can't even make this shit up, brutal
It's over for Stinky Sam. We will see his rise and fall all within one years time
It makes sense why his entire personality is the gym. It's all he has on this earth. He is the gymcel of all gyms...
Jesus fricking Christ it’s real. Manletbros, our response?
>travel all the way to California to meet fans
>work up a musky sweat while training before meet and greet
>last protein shake went down kinda weird
>gut is being tied into knots as I feel a shit coming on while I’m surrounded by a bunch of greasy spics
>”hmm maybe if I clench my ass nobody will notice” I think to myself
>let out a silent but toxic fart cloud that follows me as I walk among the crowd
>most vile mixture of scents from todays consumption of eggs, chocolate milk, deer meat, and Hosstile supplements
>notice a select few faces scrunching in disgust as they catch a whiff of my aura
lmfao
Can't believe how some people obsessed over this guy and other obsessed with hating him. You are all gay.
>shower
>trim armpit hair, ass hair and pubes(they literally hold smell)
>deodorant and perfume
Can anxiety worsen your smell? Whenever I go to my high stress work environment I smell like shit immediately and my arm pits are pure hell. How do I fix this shit? I even shower before the gym nowadays
shower regularly and wash your body with soap and warm water.
Anxiety can make you sweat like crazy, antiperspirant can't even stop the flow.
Yes, when you sweat out of fear it’s a completely different scent compared to sweating from exertion.
yes it absolutely will. i never use commercial deodorant unless i know i'm going to some stressful function because that's the only time my pits will smell bad and need all that aluminum-based shit
He's doing
/Nohygiene/ for the test gains
Legit, if I’m going to the gym, I just don’t shower I don’t shower before I go. I don’t shower after I go I go home play video for hours with the boys go to bed wake up and do the same thing Until I decide the day that I’m not going to the gym thank god I’m a neet
>oh my got BACKEY Ashley like smells so bad can you like believe it?
Sam's going to die before he even makes it to competition isn't he
GO BACK TOURISTS
Kek that guy is literally rotting from the inside because of all the sauce. I expect him to Zyzz in 3 years tops
Only way to prevent it is to prevent the oil production that causes it (e.g., like by using accutane.)
Most likely just a fart or shart. Happens to the best of us.
a small price to pay for being absolutely SWOLE
When you start getting big wiping your ass becomes hard and you have to rely on others to wipe or clean up for you, maybe faoud didnt lick up and shit and left a little nuggie or smeared a nuggie .
so thats who stinky preet is
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ive never had an issue with smells or rashes but my inner thigh next to my balls is red and smells all of a sudden, if I scratch it there’s dead skin or something that comes off
its been 2 weeks idk what to do, I clean it often
use mild soap, a soap bar would suffice. dont scrub that shit daily. just slide the bar over to soap it a bit
sounds like a fungal infection?
i have not taken a shower in the past 10 days. Mother says i smell fine.
shampoo in your armpits will remove clonging stench as well as deodorant (if you use). shampoo is the ultimate smell good stuff. you can use it on your crotch too if you need but i always use it to get rid of armpit odor. otherwise my armpits are washed but still have that gross marinated smell. with shampoo my armpits are extra clean and smell good. Its extra nice that it can remove deodorant easily. deodorant will usually sap the suds from your soap and require several passes but shampoo literally gets hair gel glue out of peoples hair and has no problem dissolving deodorant in one pass.
Thanks for the tip bubby, I'm gonna try that.