My theory is that its a mixture of self deprecation and "lol so random" humor that these guys STILL find funny. Imagine the (non edgy) humor that this site had around 2008 when the median age was probably 15. Beta males are also more likely to self deprecate because they don't believe in personal honor. Watch the newest episode of rick and morty or scroll the front page of reddit to get an insight of how these people think.
they aren't confident enough in themselves to present a normal appearance. if you look ugly in a quirky photo you can attribute the ugliness to the weird expression or whatever but if you just have a normal smile or neutral expression there's nothing to hide behind if you're ugly.
the biggest keyboard warrior online tough guy I had the displeasure of knowing irl looks JUST like this. he lost weight recently and looks like a funko pop because his head stayed fat somehow. he also hates that he is white and fears eggs. they could be gay moron clones.
Frick, I just finished my final school exams, and right when I was going home I chatted with some guy from my course. He just randomly pointed out some completely random guy in the street as a "white arsehole" for no reason. It's not really the first time he did it, too. Seriously killed the mood. I thought of him as a friend all this time but seriously, what he said was so cringe I'm not sure he counts anymore. Maybe I should have gone full mask-off before we parted ways.
the biggest keyboard warrior online tough guy I had the displeasure of knowing irl looks JUST like this. he lost weight recently and looks like a funko pop because his head stayed fat somehow. he also hates that he is white and fears eggs. they could be gay moron clones.
Everything is ugly in their world and because avarice controls them. They also believe for their messiah to arrive they have to kill all their enemies. So that is why everything they touch is evil and rotten.
>Vegans: *sees eggs* NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT THAT, THOSE ARE LITERALLY CHICKEN PERIODS >also Vegans: *sees apples* IS THAT HECKIN' TREE PLACENTA? HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I GOBBLE IT ALL UP!
He looks like he's ready to retire in a couple of years.
To be fair the moron is doing himself no favors with shit he can control like his haircut, glasses and bears. I love these dudes because they somehow don't realize that shaving off those moronic sides on their head, removing the homosexual glasses and trimming their beards would make them look infinitely younger. The guys face doesn't really look age inappropriate, he's just being a moron with personal appearance choices he can fully control
>removing the homosexual glasses
I look way older when I take off my specs, they obscure the bags and the suffering. If anything he probably looks worse without them.
eggs and wine is are one of those things that "experts" flip flop on all the fricking time. I see articles saying "wine in moderation is very good for you!" then the next article will say "wine is not as good as we thought, it can lead to x", same with eggs I hear "eggs are the best food for x" then someone will say "eggs cause x" and so on an so forth.
america isn't even in the top 10 for eggs consumed per capita
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-egg-consumption-kilograms-per-year?tab=table
chinese fricking love eggs bros
I often wonder why somebody would take time out of their day to make a thread in an attempt to tell others what to do. You can’t tell any of us what to do. I don’t take orders from chumps on IST. You have no authority. You have failed.
*Sigh* And then next year it will say "just half an egg a day is associated with increased lifespan". I'm never gonna stop eating eggs. I'm gonna have 6 eggs with bacon and toast for breakfast tomorrow.
Don't give a frick. Bacon and eggs is my number 1 favourite food, and I'm never gonna stop eating it. In fact, just for your homosexual reply, I'm gonna eat even more bacon, just to spite you, b***h.
Yes, its an inferior cut and processed. Also red meat does actually cause colon polips. But colon cancer is very treatable when you find it early so just send some shit to a doctor when you reach 45 plus and ur good. Doesnt stop me from eating a ton of meat. Eggs on the other hand are a divine gift from the gods and should be consumed daily.
every vegan should be forced to house a chicken for a week before demanding people stop eating them. they are as sentient as a tree stump. i can at least entertain people that don't want slaughterhouses for pigs or whatever but people that whine over chicken and fish are beyond moronic
>"the healthy/unhealthy divide falls exactly along the line of moral/immoral consumption, which i believe in for entirely separate reasons"
vegans expect me to believe this shit
I eat a minimum of 5 eggs a day, nothing compared to others but I feel fantastic, the thing I rarely eat nowadays is carbs.
eggs, meat and leafy vegetables for one meal and then snacking on fish or yoghurts for the rest of the day
listen up you israeli homosexual
eggs are good
red meat is good
cholesterol is good
fat is good
refined and processed sugar is bad
seed oils are bad
extv olive oil is good
milk is good, raw is even better
yoghurts are good, probiotic/making your own yoghurt is even better
leafy greens are good
sweets are bad
plant alternatives to meat are bad
>People who drive white cars may be associated with premature death. It doesn't mean anything
Saunas have been shown to increase longevity by improving health in a number of important metrics.
When sitting under the sun, a lighter-colored car will reflect more sunlight and will stay slightly cooler than a darker-colored car, which will absorb more of it and effectively expose you to more of the effects of saunas.
There is more evidence that the microwaves emitted by cellphones and cell towers are worse for your health than there is for saturated fat and cholesterol being harmful.
How do you even control for half an egg a day? That's about 3g each of fat and protein, pretty much background noise as far as your daily intake is concerned.
Veganism hinges on people being stupid enough to think that they are more adapted to eating man-made products than things their ancestors ate for 1mill+ years. This is why it is mostly young females who do it (about 80% are women) and some ignorant reddit beta males who seem to do it in order to ingratiate themselves to these low IQ females.
Modern day meat is no less man made than modern day starches and veggies anon. Do you kill your own meat and make sure it's not packed with toxic waste and micro-plastic? Or are you just another idiot that thinks eating storebought meat is healthy. lol
I don't follow any particular diet. Just mainly try and stay away from processed food. Everything in moderation is trite advice but probably the most practical advice if you're trying to strike a balance between health/enjoyment
i just bought myself a whole tray of eggs for personal consumption earlier and my mom kept yapping on about cholesterol and all that shit... are eggs really that bad? thought this was all protein
No
That image is parody right
Probably not, freindo
New 'jak 'just 'ropped
This is why I don't respect academia
Doesn't mean shit if you have a phd
i don't see a PhD on either of those authors
nice fresh jak
Certified Fresh 'jak
Why do liberal men do this? Like seriously though. There has to be some psychological reason for the agape mouth.
Genetic homosexualry.
My theory is that its a mixture of self deprecation and "lol so random" humor that these guys STILL find funny. Imagine the (non edgy) humor that this site had around 2008 when the median age was probably 15. Beta males are also more likely to self deprecate because they don't believe in personal honor. Watch the newest episode of rick and morty or scroll the front page of reddit to get an insight of how these people think.
they aren't confident enough in themselves to present a normal appearance. if you look ugly in a quirky photo you can attribute the ugliness to the weird expression or whatever but if you just have a normal smile or neutral expression there's nothing to hide behind if you're ugly.
tldr they have low self esteem
>liberal
he's not liberal, he's a demagogue
Ok buddy
>white people like something
>this is bad
>we HAVE to change it
all of these ~~*people*~~ need to be genocided
>white bad
There's nothing more pathetic than self hatred
Frick, I just finished my final school exams, and right when I was going home I chatted with some guy from my course. He just randomly pointed out some completely random guy in the street as a "white arsehole" for no reason. It's not really the first time he did it, too. Seriously killed the mood. I thought of him as a friend all this time but seriously, what he said was so cringe I'm not sure he counts anymore. Maybe I should have gone full mask-off before we parted ways.
the biggest keyboard warrior online tough guy I had the displeasure of knowing irl looks JUST like this. he lost weight recently and looks like a funko pop because his head stayed fat somehow. he also hates that he is white and fears eggs. they could be gay moron clones.
More like Hefe-WEISSEN amirite?
The man is bald and I am not, that's all I need to no listen to him
I just shat in your thread.
What is wrong with israelites? Why are they like this?
Because having their own stuff isn't good enough. They have to make sure no one else has it.
Their mothers are israeliteesses (she-jews). That's what's at the root of their attempts to destroy humanity and the universe as revenge.
t. israelite
Then you need to learn to slap a b***h. The pimp hand is uniethnic
idk man, idk
Everything is ugly in their world and because avarice controls them. They also believe for their messiah to arrive they have to kill all their enemies. So that is why everything they touch is evil and rotten.
Vegans be like: I HATE EGGS
Vegans also be like: https://youtu.be/umRGpy0G2jI?t=137
jesus that's a rough lookin 49
You can live until 150, but the Norwood Reaper works on his own time
It's like he aged in woman's years.
he looks like a der sturmer caricature
>49
Holy frick I wouldn't guess that israelite was a day under 60. This is the face of the person telling you eggs are unhealthy.
>Vegans: *sees eggs* NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT THAT, THOSE ARE LITERALLY CHICKEN PERIODS
>also Vegans: *sees apples* IS THAT HECKIN' TREE PLACENTA? HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I GOBBLE IT ALL UP!
He looks like he's ready to retire in a couple of years.
To be fair the moron is doing himself no favors with shit he can control like his haircut, glasses and bears. I love these dudes because they somehow don't realize that shaving off those moronic sides on their head, removing the homosexual glasses and trimming their beards would make them look infinitely younger. The guys face doesn't really look age inappropriate, he's just being a moron with personal appearance choices he can fully control
Why would you want to be fair to a malicious mongrel who wants you to suffer and die? And look like him?
>removing the homosexual glasses
I look way older when I take off my specs, they obscure the bags and the suffering. If anything he probably looks worse without them.
As little as one israelite in your country is associated with civilization decline.
eggs and wine is are one of those things that "experts" flip flop on all the fricking time. I see articles saying "wine in moderation is very good for you!" then the next article will say "wine is not as good as we thought, it can lead to x", same with eggs I hear "eggs are the best food for x" then someone will say "eggs cause x" and so on an so forth.
This is all you need to know about eggs.
She never said anything about eggs though.
america isn't even in the top 10 for eggs consumed per capita
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/per-capita-egg-consumption-kilograms-per-year?tab=table
chinese fricking love eggs bros
they also make fake eggs, which is really weird
Experts don’t write articles. Journalists do. And journalists don’t know anything about science.
Hmmm I wonder what's worse
>eat several eggs a day whilst being active and IST like me
Or
>sit on my ass and eat macca's every day
The great debate
I'll eat my 3 eggs a day, thanks Doc.
already did but because of allergy, replaced it with more meat
I often wonder why somebody would take time out of their day to make a thread in an attempt to tell others what to do. You can’t tell any of us what to do. I don’t take orders from chumps on IST. You have no authority. You have failed.
That is a fantastic Judgment Dragon
*Sigh* And then next year it will say "just half an egg a day is associated with increased lifespan". I'm never gonna stop eating eggs. I'm gonna have 6 eggs with bacon and toast for breakfast tomorrow.
>Daily mail
last year's eggs cancels out this year's eggs. it is simple logic.
don't worry dr gregerbergstein won't change his mind. he will keep tell you to eat veggies until he dies (in 20 years)
I usually do 3 but I'll do 4 tomorrow, maybe 5.
>Bacon
Isnt there actual proof it decreases your lifespan?
Do you actually want to live forever?
Don't give a frick. Bacon and eggs is my number 1 favourite food, and I'm never gonna stop eating it. In fact, just for your homosexual reply, I'm gonna eat even more bacon, just to spite you, b***h.
Yes, its an inferior cut and processed. Also red meat does actually cause colon polips. But colon cancer is very treatable when you find it early so just send some shit to a doctor when you reach 45 plus and ur good. Doesnt stop me from eating a ton of meat. Eggs on the other hand are a divine gift from the gods and should be consumed daily.
even if it cut my life in half
i will eat them
kys you neurotic inbred fricks
ps; frick the animals
id gladly eat the little chickens seconds after they hatch
every vegan should be forced to house a chicken for a week before demanding people stop eating them. they are as sentient as a tree stump. i can at least entertain people that don't want slaughterhouses for pigs or whatever but people that whine over chicken and fish are beyond moronic
lil tasty lean meat dinosaurs
Give me eggs or give me death
>"the healthy/unhealthy divide falls exactly along the line of moral/immoral consumption, which i believe in for entirely separate reasons"
vegans expect me to believe this shit
this looks sad
I laughed anon, good job
heh
saved
I'm laffin
well done anon
>just eggs
>contains no eggs
I eat a minimum of 5 eggs a day, nothing compared to others but I feel fantastic, the thing I rarely eat nowadays is carbs.
eggs, meat and leafy vegetables for one meal and then snacking on fish or yoghurts for the rest of the day
listen up you israeli homosexual
eggs are good
red meat is good
cholesterol is good
fat is good
refined and processed sugar is bad
seed oils are bad
extv olive oil is good
milk is good, raw is even better
yoghurts are good, probiotic/making your own yoghurt is even better
leafy greens are good
sweets are bad
plant alternatives to meat are bad
Also salt is good
>eggs are good
debateable
>red meat is good
LMAO
>cholesterol is good
in small amounts
>fat is good
unsaturated fats and fatty acids only
>unsaturated fats and fatty acids only
frick off moron. There's literally no evidence that saturated fats are bad for you like butter.
Eggs are the best food you can eat especially if you wanna get IST. This DYEL is the last person you should be going to for advice.
Notice how they tell you eggs are bad but you can eat all the cake, processed meat, custard, fresh pasta, nougat etc you want.
no I don't notice that at all
Telling me not to eat eggs is associated with premature death
Association =/= Causation.
Significantly =/= Large.
People who drive white cars may be associated with premature death. It doesn't mean anything.
>People who drive white cars may be associated with premature death. It doesn't mean anything
Saunas have been shown to increase longevity by improving health in a number of important metrics.
When sitting under the sun, a lighter-colored car will reflect more sunlight and will stay slightly cooler than a darker-colored car, which will absorb more of it and effectively expose you to more of the effects of saunas.
When a disgusting israelite says don't eat eggs you better start eating eggs.
There is more evidence that the microwaves emitted by cellphones and cell towers are worse for your health than there is for saturated fat and cholesterol being harmful.
Wasn't this guy outed as a fraud trying to sell his book about vegans?
How do you even control for half an egg a day? That's about 3g each of fat and protein, pretty much background noise as far as your daily intake is concerned.
Wikipedia doesn't do early life anymore...
True, but they list his middle name is Herschel. Case closed. 2GGvn
No.
No, I won't.
>take my nutrition advice and you can also look like me!
Veganism hinges on people being stupid enough to think that they are more adapted to eating man-made products than things their ancestors ate for 1mill+ years. This is why it is mostly young females who do it (about 80% are women) and some ignorant reddit beta males who seem to do it in order to ingratiate themselves to these low IQ females.
Modern day meat is no less man made than modern day starches and veggies anon. Do you kill your own meat and make sure it's not packed with toxic waste and micro-plastic? Or are you just another idiot that thinks eating storebought meat is healthy. lol
>moxyte posting in current year
Ngmi
I'd rather die right now than live like that veganoid zombie for 5 minutes.
I don't want to live forever, Vegan israelitensteinberg, sorry you aren't taking my eggs.
>mfw Im eating a 4 egg omelet.
I do this daily. Cmon homosexual israelites Im doing 8x the dosage kill me already.
the title sounds like an endorsement for eating more than half an egg a day actually
>associated with
stopped reading
Tell me a single disease in the history of medicine that was not based of an association
>~~*experts*~~ say
I love eggs but i can't eat them often, they give me terrible stomach pain and diarrhea if i eat them for several days in a row.
jews are trying to take our eggs
No refunds jabbies 😉
>dont eat eggs goys
SAY HIS NAME
Smeagol
I get it now, look at that body, that head, he wasn't evil all along, he's just trying to save his relatives.
i like villains with relatable motivations, i'm cheering for eggman now!
seeing a man with a completely untrained body makes me unreasonably angry
Do you look better?
I feel that. Something more grotesque about an unshapely skinny fat guy than a dude who's just normal fat.
I would snap his neck with a single karate chop
>KI-YAAAAAA
I eat 20 to 24 eggs a week, every single week. I put them in sandwiches, mix them with my rice or eat them alone as snacks throughout the day.
I don't follow any particular diet. Just mainly try and stay away from processed food. Everything in moderation is trite advice but probably the most practical advice if you're trying to strike a balance between health/enjoyment
I wonder if Dr. Greger or Bryan what's-his-name will live longer
I did a genetic test and it said I'd be a frail old man and my genetics have short telomers. I wasn't going to live extremely long already.
He's 47 and looks 74. His secret? No eggs! Big Pharma loves him.
It's all PTSD over the cool kids calling him egghead also he wants to frick his mother
Living is also related to a premature death. Frick babies can die prematurely without having touched a yolk.
Make me.
what's our response bait bros?
sure thing, Mr. Goldbergstein
i just bought myself a whole tray of eggs for personal consumption earlier and my mom kept yapping on about cholesterol and all that shit... are eggs really that bad? thought this was all protein
dont take nutrition advice from women
hence why i'm here
Your mom's a fricking idiot. Just ignore her.
that's what the 30 eggs were for
dietary cholesterol consumption has very little effect on blood cholesterol levels. u got nothing to worry about
if you're worried about cholesterol just supplement lecithin
>dietary cholesterol consumption has very little effect on blood cholesterol levels
So what affects blood cholesterol levels? Stress?
Being a fat frick and feeding yourself off goyslop. You should never worry about eating a food that humans have been eating for millions of years.
Obesity, lack of exercise, poor diet, genetics, alcohol, caffeine, smoking, stress
Reminder, MDs aren't doctors.
Only PhDs are doctors.
MDs know nothing except how to rote memorize
NOOOO NOT MY HALF AN EGG!
Eggs are associated with junk food, which is mainly goyfeed (carbs) and additives.
No.
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