streching

i would like to get into streching ( for thing such as doing the middle split, not feeling pain when reaching my toes, impresing people and being able to suck my own dick)

is there any routines out there? i dont even know how much i should do, is it a few minutes or is it as much as working out?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just stretch out brah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this
      just do like a half set of pullups, pushups, and squats then go about stretching each position you want to increase to range of motion in for 3 minutes which is about where the benefits cap out on in a single session. The real challenge is not getting bored.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this
      just do like a half set of pullups, pushups, and squats then go about stretching each position you want to increase to range of motion in for 3 minutes which is about where the benefits cap out on in a single session. The real challenge is not getting bored.

      >just do the thing you wanna do
      >I agree do the thing
      This board is trash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what do you want us to google you a routine and post pictures because you don't have enough braincells to sort through results or add -women -women's -palates -yoga to searches to remove bullshit new age spiritualism?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stretch everyday basing yourself on actual position you want to improve and add weighted mobility exercises in your lifting, you actually have to get stronger in end range positions to be able to progress

    Static stretching alone won’t cut and anyone who disagrees is welcomed to post his middle split

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you perform weighted mobility excercises? Let's say I want to do the splits, for example. How would I go about that with weights?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cossack squats, those gay ass looking abductor machines in the gym and this one

        Also Copenaghen plank is a must, everybody else telling you “just stretch bro” has no clue on how to actually progress after basic noob gainz, for males is even harder since we are less limber than females

        My being slav I’m genetically predisposed to be able to so (coxa valga, the reason for slav/asian squat), like all aspects of human performance is immensely more complex than it might appear but this should give you a pretty good start, even with good genetics and consistency it took me two years

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not him but
          I think he means things that have mobility component plus resistance or strengthen a supporting muscle. Like how facepulls help keep the head of your humorous centered in your socket by strengthening the supporting muscles because once it starts popping out it at the end of it's range of motion it "increases mobility" but at the cost of weakening the 3 bands that keep that thing in there.

          Thanks mate. Makes sense. So for ankle dorsiflexion, calf raises with a deep strecht at the bottom should be good? My goal is to be able to do a deep squat with my back completely upright and by heels firmly on the floor. I'll be incorporating this stuff.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but also throw in some tibialis rises as they can’t hurt, I’ve had huge success with them in fixing my shit squat

            I don’t know what’s your issue but I know that nobody does them and they are crazy good in stabilizing your squat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not him but
        I think he means things that have mobility component plus resistance or strengthen a supporting muscle. Like how facepulls help keep the head of your humorous centered in your socket by strengthening the supporting muscles because once it starts popping out it at the end of it's range of motion it "increases mobility" but at the cost of weakening the 3 bands that keep that thing in there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, stretching is half about stretching itself and half about strengthening the newfound range of motion. Pure stretching alone will inevitably stall and is overall useless as even if you could theoretically passively reach new positions you cannot do shit besides staying still in them

          Specific strengthening exercises are the faster way to improve flexibility and also have the added benefit of hyperthrophy and strength gainz, the aforementioned exercises are specific for the middle split and the middle split only each other position requires specific training and this is why “lmao just stretch” is a meme

          I struggle to touch my fricking toes as I have hardly trained it while being able to do a middle split, flexibility training is arguably more specific than strength training as sometimes you have less carryover from one stretch to another

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5VHHCkB.jpg

      Cossack squats, those gay ass looking abductor machines in the gym and this one

      Also Copenaghen plank is a must, everybody else telling you “just stretch bro” has no clue on how to actually progress after basic noob gainz, for males is even harder since we are less limber than females

      My being slav I’m genetically predisposed to be able to so (coxa valga, the reason for slav/asian squat), like all aspects of human performance is immensely more complex than it might appear but this should give you a pretty good start, even with good genetics and consistency it took me two years

      Would Bulgarian split squats and Romanian deadlifts be good for achieving the front split and standing vertical split?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’d say yes but for a frontal split I’d add some hip flexor work as a must

        Stuff like pic rel is your best bet, will also kill your abs as added benefit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This also being one of my fav with an added kb

          If you care about balance and other martial arts stuff doing it standing without support is a good bang for your buck, will also help with almost every kick

          But In general it helped me a lot progressing the front split, ofc this supplements stretching and does not replace it, lastly atg lunges are very good for them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MJm297b.jpg

          This also being one of my fav with an added kb

          If you care about balance and other martial arts stuff doing it standing without support is a good bang for your buck, will also help with almost every kick

          But In general it helped me a lot progressing the front split, ofc this supplements stretching and does not replace it, lastly atg lunges are very good for them

          Thanks man, i assume the hip abductor machine as you mentioned is also good for this?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They mostly help with middle splits, for front splits a strong hip flexor is more helpful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ATG splitsquat with upright torso to feel both a hipflexor (hind leg) and adductor (forward leg) stretch

        https://i.imgur.com/XBXoF2E.jpg

        I’d say yes but for a frontal split I’d add some hip flexor work as a must

        Stuff like pic rel is your best bet, will also kill your abs as added benefit

        will just shorten hipflexors its counterproductive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It will strengthen them, you need to have strong hip flexors to go in any form of splits

          You would know this if you actually had a middle or front split

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there is no real reason a hipflexor should be strong in order to be long these are different characteristics
            >that ad hominem
            get outahere

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >long
              >short

              Lad this is not the big short, muscles do not lengthen nor they can be “shortened”
              Stretching adaptations happen at neurological level primarily and at tendon density, while you could theoretically get to a front split without a strong hip flexor it would take way more time (and I’m talking about years) it would be also completely useless for anything besides holding the position passively as you would be lacking the strength to actually use the newfound passive range.
              Not to mention the increased risk of injury.
              This type of strength training has no counter indications and is absolutely beneficial to develop actual usable flexibility

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek that cope
                >muscles do not lengthen
                >stretching at neurological level
                >tendon density
                >years
                this is the power of the ultra NPC?

                >what is even a sarcomere
                >making up scientific nonsense like tendon density and primarily neurological adaptations
                >still believes muh muscles are weak so inhibited meme
                >risk injury because of no short length conditioning
                >actually believes this shit

                while its true that most underused (not well used) muscles become both stiff and weak (and overly short/long according to the problemating side) it still has nothing to do with eachother per se
                >cm
                >N

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis%27s_law

                >what does stretching have to do with tendons

                Look I’m not against spoonfeeding, we are all here to learn hopefully

                Since you claim that you can easily get to a split without any supplementary strength training sure you don’t mind posting your split instead of pics of women in order to take you seriously instead of dismissing evidence based suggestions, right?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a stretch teacher for a living. Check out this book “100 essential stretches.”
    https://www.amazon.com/Anatomy-100-Essential-Stretching-Exercises/dp/1438006179

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, let me pick your brain for a minute then. What would you say the focus should be for somebody wanting to achieve head-height front, side and roundhouse kicks? Obviously those are dynamic movements but most stretches are static?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Again kicking is the perfect example of why you actually need strength training paired to stretching as simply being able to hold any type of split would not be enough to be able to kick effectively

        Stretches and strengthening exercises for kicking basically consist mainly in the splits (front and middle) and strengthening the hip flexors, a good core then helps add strength but those are the requirements

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the most important thing is don't do static stretches right before lifting/cardio, it fricks with your performance and actually increases your chance of injury
    save it for afterwards, or in the morning, or on rest days, etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also very true forgot to mention it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bumping for interest.

    I'd love to stretch everyday but do I really need to warm up like for a training session? I want to stretch in my room but I just can't cause if I move my lefs too much, I'd make a hell lot of noise.
    So do you think I can strech cold turkey and go progressively on the difficulty or do I risk injuries doing it like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do it from cold and I have a middle split, just take it REAL slow, is better doing little everyday than snapping your shit

      My trick is starting from lighter stuff and leaving the hard ones once I’m “warmed up”, listen to your body

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >deepstretch 1-2x per week
    - give at least 15 mins stretch every muscle(group) like 15x60s with 60s rest
    - work your way up to that point slowly in a couple of months (could be even 4-5 if you are completely new to it and extremely stiff)
    - start from 1x15s
    - never stretch to the point of pain but a good amount of discomfort is preferable

    >light stretch the remaining days
    - 30s is enough for each muscle(group) on off days
    - you need at least 2-3 days to completely recover from a deep stretch (sg like DOMS but its even worse in some sense)
    - you still need to maintain that larger new active ROM so you stretch to the point you feel a comfortable stretch

    >sucking your own dick
    it doesnt feel like being sucked, Anon, it feels like you are sucking dick and its no pleasant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you really think that chicks hot lol
      look how sunken her eyes are eyebags visible even through all that make up asymetrical eyes already sagging breasts... b***h just falling apart look at her nails and receeding hairline. drug addict lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind if its not for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesnt feel like being sucked, Anon, it feels like you are sucking dick and its no pleasant
      you go by the asumption that i dont like sucking dicks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stretch every single muscle
    30s to a 1 min each. anything below 20s is useless

    Just use the pictures but if you need additional info use OCR for pointers

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