Sucks I can't make a career out of fitness without doing porn or taking steroids...

Sucks I can't make a career out of fitness without doing porn or taking steroids...

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >personal trainer
    >gym owner
    >strength and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions
    >equipment and supplement sales
    >nutritionist
    >fitness apparel designer
    >physical therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trainer
      50k salary at best
      >>gym owner
      Takes too much start up money
      and conditioning coach if you can place in some competitions
      Requires roids
      and supplement sales
      Also requires roids to really sell

      Requires a degree to be professional
      apparel designer
      Possible but this is the least fit option you've listed
      therapist/physical therapist assistant if you want to go to college
      Also requires a degree

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think that your supposed career paths that require roids would be any better than what I listed? What exactly are you sad about that you can't achieve?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to be a social media fitness influencer but I also want to be natty

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are already a lot of those, social media influencer is an oversaturated field

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick nothing but excuses

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers are so fricking entitled it’s not even funny. This is what happens when you do everything for your kids.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nutritionist
        >Requires a degree to be professional
        You're thinking of a dietician moron. Working as a nutritionist only requires a certification and a friendly attitude

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >asks chatGDP or google
          its obsolete boomer a degree of that kind is useless these days

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which of these can I do as a part time job?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >requiring a degree is somehow an insurmountable obstacle
        are you stupid or just poor?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to be fit to design fitness apparel
      >nutritionists actually know what they’re talking about

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OP asks for ways he can work in fitness without doing porn or roiding
        >I provide options
        >(You) waddled into my post and huff your own farts

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get ripped and then use the internet to convince lonely women to send you money.
    Oh that's illegal?
    Weird.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with just wanting to leave humanity behind? I turn 35 next year. If I'm not in a serious relationship by then I'm just saying frick it and I am going to cycle till my heart fails. At least I'll die thicc tight and solid.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure you can, it's called construction.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the problem with doing porn?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a PT is like any other type of self-employment or consulting: you're as good as your clients. If you're a bang-average PT, with mediocre marketing + management, you make peanuts and work with nobodies. If you're an intelligent, savvy person, you can make serious money in PT'ing. A friend of mine from college (very bright, one of the more articulate people in our class at a top 10 global uni) was going to be an engineer but got seriously into outdoor sports. He worked with an engineering firm in Utah for a little while but after 2-3 years jumped fulltime into PTing mountaineers and elite endurance athletes. I think he only has 5-8 clients, but gets paid handsomely, and routinely flown-out to places to support on record-attempts, the Olympics, etc. A couple of his clients are organisations (national sporting bodies, etc.) and he has a couple of minor sponsorships with outdoor brands too. He comfortably makes >£200k - which really isn't bad for a Brit. Of course, he's an outlier, but the grim reality is: if you aren't an outlier, your career's going to be shitty in 99% of professions.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered... what does ass waiter do, exactly?

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