a sumo wrestler slapped my gf's ass and now after she gets out of the hospital, i have to fight him. what do i do? i'm a big guy, I'm 6'2", 220 lbs, but a sumo wrestler is like, a building. What do? I'm thinking of just trying to inflict as much pain as possible, through lots of jabs and hooks. But, no way can I move him. Usually, I would wrestle someone in a fight. Not an option here at all. This picture isn't him, but he is indeed a trained sumo wrestler. How would you approach this challenge?
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Call him a fatass. The emotional damage will far surpass anything you can do physically.
i didnt even think of that. yes, i can come up with all sorts of creative ways to call him fat. you know, I don't think we as a society use "Lardass" enough
lardass is low IQ.
>The emotional damage will far surpass anything you can do physically.
Still not as bad as the physical damage he will inflict on you for calling him fat.
Then he will frick your girl in the hospital.
Tell him "nice gyno homosexual" and ask if he likes when his boyfriend pulls his chonmage during sex
Star Fleet has sumo?
ya man in the future we have everything
who else are you going to call when your phasers get shortcuts?
Just henka (TL: dodge their initial charge). They have no defense for it.
How do they even fight at all?
I liked sumo as a kid. Mainly because of street fighter
Sumo wrestlers take roids
Theres sumo champions that are literally 270 lbs at 6 0 lol. These 270 lb sumo champions defeated bigger sumos with ease. Just like the 270 lb sumo champion, Your 220 lb self can probably rape a big sumo with proper training
until one of the 650lb dudes falls an your rib cage
This happened in early ufc- fricking kino by the way; Mcdojos were actually respected and people had no idea if any of the martial arts stuff would actually work. The initial sumo rush was kind of effective, but it didn’t really do anything besides push the other guy and the sumo wrestler got tired. The other guy (some Dutch kickboxer) then knocked him down with a strike and kicked him in the face (still legal then) which ended the fight. I get that it’s some moronic larp but the answer is evade, strike to the head, then attack while they are down
Man I can’t believe sumo guys take roids. I mean I can but even trying to be as big as possible you think there physiques would be better
I've seen the early ufcs man :/ teila was unfortunate. Emmanuel was too fricking fat and they stopped the koji fight prematurely, cuz he would have def fricked up the other dude.
I love practicing sumo it's so fun, but they should have gotten much more athletic sumo guys
Baruto was pretty good. This guy is too, known for his freakish power, but he quit sumo early.
Yeah I don’t think it was necessarily representative. Sumo guys seem surprisingly explosive in the matches I’ve seen and they’re definitely going to stomp the average guy
Issue with sumo (besides stamina) is the belt they're wearing, throws often rely on it and they can't really get throws naked. Also they don't use their overwhelming strength in ground grappling, because sumo ends when somebody hits the ground.
Other than that, sumo >>>> MMA for entertainment
"some Dutch kickboxer" you mean gordeau? The man who permanently blinded a Japanese with eye gouges in pride and still lost that fight? Guy was a bum, but I don't think the mma format lends itself to sumo.
How do you fight a living wall?
knife
what's the sumo training routine?
Those sumo dudes are fricking incredible, I spent three decades believing they were fat morons
Henka. You'll be fine.