>supposedly the male beauty standard
>looks old as frick
Can someone explain why this board worships this dude?
>supposedly the male beauty standard. >looks old as frick
>supposedly the male beauty standard
>looks old as frick
Can someone explain why this board worships this dude?
he is old as frick
Ok but surely this is preventable no? There’s no need to have that many wrinkles and eye hollowness
hes 61 years old. show me a picture of any other 61 year old man that looks anywhere near as good. pitt has insane genetics
plus raging alcoholic back in the day - he's holding up incredibly well
You're not avoiding that at his age unless you want to get bogged beyond recognition
He's old, wrinkles only add character to old people. The other solution is to completely bog yourself and everyone knows how that makes you look.
bog?
He's the greatest of all time.
1. Brad Pitt
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Bruce Lee
These are the only men you need to name in order to name every man.
goose isnt even that good looking, and bruce lee? reasonably handsome like goose but come on
Where do Arnold and Sam Sulek fit into this?
Arnold, Stallone, Wayne, and Eastwood are fair candidates
>Arnold
Libcuck, plant-based shill, has daddy issues because “le nazi”, cheated on his wife with a mutt maid, “take the vaccine, screw your freedom”
damn, Calum, you really got hurt, didn't you?
Seethe more, zoomie. Arnold will remain the GOAT forever.
Where’s John Wayne, Sam Hyde, Clint Eastwood, Alexander the Great, Stalin?
Alexander had heterochromia btw, with different coloured eyes.
He is certainly one of the men of all time.
this youtube tier joke is so dry and overplayed i feel like i aged just reading it
Who gives a frick about Chink Lee?
He made some good movies and maybe inspired the creation of MMA to some degree but he isn't a great fighter and he isn't a great actor. He was handsome but nowhere near Pitt level. I just don't get what the obsession is with that manlet chink.
bruce lee was also incredibly weak, can someone post his pathetic gym numbers?
He's LITERALLY by definition a boomer and still looks good
male beauty standard =/= fitness
die
Hair
kek still handsome tho. he has face and headshape+enaugh masculinity to pull it off
he doesn't look like that bald though. he's shaved his head before.
Huh?
Youth only matters for women. Power and status matters more for men
>Brad Pitt is 70 years old
75 actually
Because he destroyed bruce lee and doesn't afraid of anything
>based on real headlines
they're either real or not real ding dong
>Imagine being some random Filipino kid adopted by Angelina and Brad
>You’re basically worthless, but your brain is confused about this because you’re Angelina and Brad’s “son.”
>Constantly have to live in the shadow of America’s biggest Chad, but since you’re not actually his son, you have none of his looks or talent.
>named after a tool used for digging holes
Imagine your parents only wanting you so they could virtue signal to their liberal friends. Actually beyond blackpilling.
>named after the pirate on the best page in the universe
>'member that place?
>'member?
Omigosh, you guys. Did you not read the tiny print along the margin? DO NOT REPOST. Josh is going to be heckin mad at us, you guys. What if he gets the internet police on us?
He looks great. Bulletproof hairline at 60. Phenomenal. Oh and one day you too will be “old as shit,” and it’ll happen sooner than you think. Almost none of us will look this good at his age.
If im that age i wanna look buff. Like the rock or mike o hearn or something.
Watch Troy, little onions.
He mogs me even thinking that he is almost 40 years older
because at some point he wasn't old you brain-amputated zoomershit
>60-year-old man looks old
Brad Pitt from Oceans 12 is pretty much peak male aesthetics.
Wrong.
Brad Pitt from ocean series is the best Brad Pitt...even with that shitty buzzcut like oh my god....
clooney and pitt are still the best duo, they compliment each other so well, the only thing I can think of that was relatively similar recently was gosling and crowe in nice guys
cant wait for their new film wolfs
>supposedly
whose his competition though