Take the ball-pill

>Stopped washing my genital area 9 months ago
>Wrap dick and balls in plastic during shower time. No water touches them
>Wear the same boxers for months on end, don't wash em
>Rub old boxers on neck and pits to get smelly oils
>Crotch carries powerful salty scent of hot sweaty scrote 24/7
>Smell fills any room I walk in, entire gym smells my crotch
>Beta males avoid me out of fear, women always stare
>QTs always mirin
>Shove my crotch in the faces of short girls when they walk by, they love it
>Men are too intimidated to fight me, pheromones let them know I'm not to be fucked with
>Cum is chunky and yellow, smells like rotting vinegar
>QTs love it
Unironically the take ball-pill. Stop washing your junk, anon.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro wash yo nasty ass you goddamn savages come up with some of the most disgusting shit i swear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off coon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro stfu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        step up bro mad dog for sho son whats really hood come get laid up and thats on god bro

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have an intact foreskin, im not going to walk around with dick cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lame. gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reported to the ADL. They will be sending zogbots to harvest your foreskin within the hour chud.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Testicles

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i do this accidentally because i'm too lazy to wash my lower body in the shower

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Op is an actual fucking plague fiend

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I posted a thread a few weeks ago on here about pheromonemaxxing. basically I started wearing the same boxers for a week at a time, by about day 3 there was a faint ball smell. I still showered (water only) but just kept wearing the same underwear.

    results? definitely more female attention, to various degrees. female coworkers were more touchy all of a sudden, would hang around my cubicle clearly just asking random shit so they could extend their stay, random girls from different departments started showing up by my desk to ask about someone else who they could have just found themselves.
    outside of work, women stared at me more, even had random women come up to me and ask me something about my cart or watch or whatever. was exceedingly strange and I can only attribute it to smelling like balls all the time.

    I actually had to give up, all the female attention was getting to be too much for me. suddenly I was visible to women, I've never had that many women staring me down and getting that close to me, so I decided I wasn't ready. all I can do is pass on the knowledge and hope other anons fare better than I did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like some of the people i live in a homeless shelter with and you definitely aint getting any positive female attention, everybody is talking about how awful you smell behind your back and wondering when you'll learn about plumbing and indoor running water

    • 1 month ago
      Checo Perez

      bro, you smell like shit.
      It's not pheromones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay papa nurgle. Thanks for making sure we have another pandemic before the decade's close.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >even had random women come up to me and ask me something about my cart or watch or whatever.
    TIL women can detect and track the direction and distance of a scents location over great distances in areas where there are multiple different scents from different people mixing together, like a hound dog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We call them "bitches" for a reason.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's the smell of bacteria, anon. Not pheromones.

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