>no microplastics
>greater water capacity
>better balanced
>easy to carry
Can we all agree a gourd is the best water bottle in 2023?
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Take the gourdpill
>no microplastics
>greater water capacity
>better balanced
>easy to carry
Can we all agree a gourd is the best water bottle in 2023?
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damn nice gourd bro. where can I get one?
Make one yourself it’s easy
Not if you coat the inside
Use the string
>Not if you coat the inside
But with what?
Wax? Idk looks moronic, what's next, potato canteens?
I just use powder coated glass, similar to pic rel. You can hear the plastic israelite cry in pain and loss with each crisp and delicious sip.
You can use silicone coating, rubber coating, etc. They're easy to clean and quite durable.
Simple as
>no microplastics
>coat the inside with silicon or rubber
Kek you’re just getting cancer more creatively gourdanon.
You use it for the outside of the glass. Also rubber and silicone are elastomers, not polymers. G-d you're dumb as frick.
Silicone is pretty much harmless
>Makes you gain weight and damages your liver
nothing personnel silicone user
https://www.foodpackagingforum.org/food-packaging-health/silicones
beeswax
>mogs you
microplastics
Honestly, yeah. Can't beat glass.
>falls down and shatters, ruining your entire workout
nothing personnell kitto
maybe if you're a clumsy autist
how 2 grow?
>rots
do they?
They dry out and you can shake them like a miraka. You would have to line the inside with plastic or something before storing water in long term
You coat the inside with beeswax.
you would have to replace it periodically just like any organic vessel. its just the way of things but theyd work for several months
good for environment
Gee I wonder who wrote this
Hah, this is immediately what came to my mind as well
my first thought was sekiro
Big gourd?
Gourdman Freean, in the flesh...
or rather in the tank top?
you shouldnt drink air freshner dude. it kills your gains
>easy to carry
Is not
Nice piss jug, gamer
couldn't be me
Nature’s beverage.
Is metal bad?
Steel gold good.
Aluminum lead bad
Copper also good. Just make sure it's real metal and not from chinx
you also have to regularly scrub it to make sure it doesn't oxidise, which is hard to do with a bottle shape
Is Aluminum really harmful? I thought it's better than plastic bottles.
Aluminum = Alzheimer's
you’re drinking from it not using it as a crack pipe...
Alu bottles all have a plastic liner
nah I'm good
>stainless steel
Lets ignore the potential of chromium and nickel leaching into the water.
It's much worse when you cook with it. It still has uses.
QRD? is this real? is this the actual reason for cast iron?
Yeah cooking with it leaches certain toxic metals into food and etc. However cast iron, carbon steel, glass cookware and others are still solid choices.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TRACE AMOUNTS LEACHING INTO MY WATER NOOOOOOOO
You ever realise how feminine you are? Judt troon out you're halfway there already
Dumb Black folk when are you going to heat up stainless steel to cook something above 500 degrees Fahrenheit? The only thing you should worry about is the teflon garbage. Stainless steel is safe if you're not moronic and cooking with hydrochloric acid.
i use glass
Great thread. Lots of bantz. I am now more amenable to gourds
I just use my titanium 700mL bottle
the cap is also titanium with a silicone gasket
Pretty tempted to cop one of these but i keep losingyl water bottle as is
I just checked and some are now around $30 for a bottle whereas I paid almost $90 for mine a few years ago
the brand I have costs more money now so there might be different grades to titanium or the cheap stuff could be an alloy to reduce cost
homies be afraid of plastic but still eat goyslop and drink alcohol
Surely breathing in that toxic spray is nullifying your gourd gains.
bro thinks he's a samurai shodown chaacter
>2023
>drinking anything other than your local mountain spring water from a wood ladle
I shiggy diggy bros
gourdon ramsay huehuehhuh
winrar
wasn't this some chinese psyop for a guy to sell his gourds on tiktok that metamorphosized out of control?
next you'll tell me to buy a horn to drink coffee out of
Nah it started millions of years ago with the first humans before they met the monkey king and the second group of humans was born.
You're very close to having an epiphany about all the supplement stack threads
just use a glass bottle, what are you doing
for me? its the waterskin for me.
Yeah, I wanna try making one. You do have to use something to seal it though
Are you homosexuals all just too cool for glass or steel bottles?
>heh, look at that idiot going all the way over to the water fountain between sets
im watching you all with a shit eating grin like a moron knowing im infinitely superior just because of this one little leather sack cope and sneethe
I wonder how the leather affects the taste though
same as a gourd they have a coating usually beeswax
Any photos of it shoved up your ass?
I use an aluminum military canteen
I'm not a feudal japanese farmer you weeaboo scum.
nobody, really?
Prolapsed lungs.
Where to purchase mr gourdshillington
Call me when you attack the Leaf
I just fill my cupped hand with water from the fountain after every set and drink from it on the bench
I refill empty cans of monster zero ultra with water and drink from them because it looks cool.
I wish there was a way to reseal the cans easily, but it doesn't distract from my image too much if people see me refill it occasionally. I just prefer to hide that part.
haha sperg
please don't be real
I got the idea at music festivals where I saw tons of people doing this with various beer and energy drink cans, and it kinda stuck. I already drink a lot of monster so I just have empty cans all the time.
God damn, man. Just be normal for fricks sake.
Based weirdos.
If a gourd is not a gourd, is it a gourd? Is it a gourd?
I just use Doritos bags
I think earthenware is probably your best bet at this juncture. Too bad it wicks and also breaks like a b***h.