Take the long hair pill and be a true Gaul god like me anon

Take the long hair pill and be a true Gaul god like me anon

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long hair is ugly

    Good for you though

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men should never have long hair

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Said the guy who listens to what other men tell him to do. If they told you to cut off your balls and get a vaccine tattoo would you do that as well?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your hair needs to be brushed and conditioned more

      People always say this but can never justify it beyond.

      >I-It's le g-gay!

      Tons of men far greater than you have had long hair through history. Are you better than Charlemagne? Jesus? Achilles?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't brush. Brushing will frick up that kind of hair. At the very least it will mess up the curl pattern so it looks frizzy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your hair needs to be brushed and conditioned more

      People always say this but can never justify it beyond.

      >I-It's le g-gay!

      Tons of men far greater than you have had long hair through history. Are you better than Charlemagne? Jesus? Achilles?

      Achilles wasn't real, and Jesus is thought by modern historians to have had short hair.
      All great men had short hair, like Ceaser, Henry V, Cecil Rhodes etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All great men had short hair

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harald Fairhair
        Harald Hardrada
        Alexander the great
        Vlad the Impaler
        Cao Cao and all the other ancient chinese leaders

        and most likely Vercingetorix, Arminius, Alaric I, King Radbod, Brennus and a bunch of other ancient leaders since Germanics and Celts tend to wear their hair long. Really if you think about it there's going to be quite a lot of them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. coping baldy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mirin your leanmaxxed physique but if you're going to keep your hair that long you should take care of it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a Gaul tho. Anyways you do you Anon Amarth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diet/program/time lifting?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you aiming to be small, lean, and weak?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I was fat and bullied for it my entire youth so now I have mental problems.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never got why anyone would want a physique like this, but that honestly makes a lot of sense. It's the exact opposite for me. I can see why this is appealing in that case. Sorry to hear that and good luck, anon. Nothing wrong with aiming for this if it's what feels comfortable.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your hair looks like shit. If you’re going to have long hair at least get it shaped. Girls get haircuts every month and they have long hair their whole life.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gym for face albeit

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do cis men not know how to take care of this frickin rag they call hair? Ever heard of conditioner? Im not talking about the 2 in 1 shit either.

    You realize you still need seasonal visits to the hairdresser to make sure you dont loo like a homeless crack addict, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this so much. I grew my hair out during covid due to being lazy and by now I already know what the frick
      >leave in conditioner
      >hair masks
      >oils
      >wet combs
      are. I mean I even ask girls tips about hair and they usually have no idea what the frick they're doing outside of
      >oh i use herbal essence
      like..what.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shampoo and conditioner are israelite psyops.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this so much. I grew my hair out during covid due to being lazy and by now I already know what the frick
      >leave in conditioner
      >hair masks
      >oils
      >wet combs
      are. I mean I even ask girls tips about hair and they usually have no idea what the frick they're doing outside of
      >oh i use herbal essence
      like..what.

      >Seething troony and gay ass homie chop it up over cosmetics

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The long hair pill would be the skullet pill for me, who knows maybe one day I'll do it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut it a little bit once in a while, it will make your hair look much healthier.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anonitus the Hairy
    >Gaul God of skeletons and creatine

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i could rape that feeble twink, should cut your hair to make it less easy for me

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like ghoul.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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