Taking the Dwarf Pill

I'm 5'6" and ready accept the form that God gave me. How do I achieve this look? Idgaf about anything I just want to be strong and aesthetic.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either that or be a femboy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too old to go the ottermode/twink route.
      I'm already married with a kid so I'm not interested in some roastie's opinion of me. I just want to be functionally strong and have a dignified masculine appearance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How old? GL anon, just pick up heavy things and put em down lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 34. Don't forget, you're here forever.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hope not but why did you bring that up lol?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been on this gay website sharing the same memes and telling the same jokes since 2007. Nobody laughs but that's showbiz baby.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never stop bulking and bathe in minoxidil

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First thing you should do is visit your local mine and dig for rare minerals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure what the law says about going camping and just digging a giant fricking hole in the middle of the wilderness but I'd be willing to try it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Laws of Man do not apply to Dwarves, especially with those digits.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can be aesthetic at 5'6 you just cant be tall. youre better off going full ottermode, calisthenics and intermittent fasting with light cardio every day or other day. im the same height and even though im a manlet i still get my share of girls for being one of the few people in shape.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cope with the fact that I will life as an incel dwarf?

    >t. Dwarf mode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno just stop caring about women. The day I stopped giving a single frick about what women say or think was a great turning point in my life, and has since made me a better husband and father, and more contributing member of society.

      A lot of the guys you see here aren't getting fit for themselves. They're getting fit for a woman. And usually not even a specific woman, some hypothetical woman they haven't even met and who might not even exist. All those push-ups for some fictional hole who doesn't know shit about frick and who will probably just cheat on them anyway. It's a mockery. You should be getting fit for yourself, for your own happiness, for your own glory. Alright so you're short. Who fricking cares? If you get built, you'll still be stronger than most tall men and stronger than all women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a brutal break up in late 2022 and I still haven’t recovered since then. I think about her all day and all night. I became a dwarf because of the age pill. Also why would (you) care about women if you are married lol

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTSSSS of squats
    and lots of arm stuff
    If your chair has arm rests use them as a dip bar and hold yourself statically with straight arms as long as you can to keep improving your bone density and thickness.
    Muscle is importante, but bones will give you that thick look.
    You also need to sprint often and increase your hgh

    as for the muscle building you ought to know all of that already

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad to see this thread and not a femboy propaganda one. good luck at your road

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 6'4"
    bros it's not fair
    I'll never be a thicc dwarf
    can't even be a fookin hobbit
    🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can try for ogremode. If you make it, it'll be so ogre for (You).

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a real dwarf. You have no thick, luxuriant beard. You are not stocky. You are not a 400 lbs fantasy creature, blessed with long life. You are a human being twisted by fantasies and fiction into a crude mockery of God's manifestation.
    You won't be proud, short and stocky full of hair and muscle. You will reek of sweat and your blood pressure will be through the roof.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also 5'6" but I am actually kinda handsome and can't grow a beard for shit and don't have nearly enough body hair. I'm like if a dwarf had a kid with an elf. Or a hobbit. I have a pretty face and good hair but stocky proportions. I'm still gonna keep getting bigger anyway but I will never actually achieve dwarfmode. Best I can hope for is "can pull off Wolverine or Vegeta cosplay if clothes are tight enough".

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