>tastes like shit
>makes you sick long before it makes you drunk
>makes you fat
Why is it so popular?
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>tastes like shit. >makes you sick long before it makes you drunk. >makes you fat
People are too poor for good liquor and wienertails.
Hipsters pay fricking 10 euros for a bottle of “good beer”
Yeah
And I pay $1.50 for a bottle of Schlitz
Best beers in Germany are in Nürnberg like Rötbier and Helles but I will pay 5-10 euros for a bottle of Belgian Duvel. It's a much higher percentage of alcohol and it also is very good.
duvel is so fricking good
Cheap vodka and juice is the alcoholic go to over beer for a reason.
>Cheap vodka
everclear is so much better.
I used to be an everyday drinker with a massive tolerance and everclear was still able to make me pull my dick out when I shouldn't have lol that shits the devil
tastes good
Morons duped into drinking liquid bread that's more estrogenic than soi because it's 'manly'.
six coors lights are only 600 calories. Easy to fit into your diet if you're at least somewhat active.
>light
what are you, a gay?
>easy to fit in your diet
>600 calories
Anon… you do realize that’s nearly a quarter of the average persons maintenance calories? All with no nutritional value and it’s literally poison. Hop off the normie train
Per day. Who drinks six beers a day?
What is the point of drinking that shit poison water if you’re not going to at least get drunk? Either go all in or don’t at all I say.
>average persons
Not all of us are 5'5 130lbs wimps. I eat 5k calories daily.
or like a double whiskey on the rocks for free?
grow up american baby
>for free
Can you explain this?
I demand that this user come back and explain this post, because it appears they have gone through their whole life until now thinking that alcohol doesn't contain calories.
because drinking hard alcohol everyday is frowned upon by wider public
it's frowned upon because hardcore alcoholics do it, so softcore alcoholics just drink beer because it's normalized
Most alcoholics drink beer
Hard lizor is only enjoyed by snobs and cokeheads (and the latter are extremely popular and outgoing until they randomly kill themselves)
shouldn't your goal as an alcoholic to get as drunk as fast as possible, as cheap as possible?
unless you are denying that you're alcoholic, which is what I explained
i’m an alcoholic and even i realize 2-4 beers is the sweet spot for enjoyment/consequences
Only if you count the guy who crushes 6-8 beers after work as an alcoholic. Most serious alcoholics drink hard liquor. By that point they mostly just drink straight vodka. Some will fill up a giant glass of ice with rum and out a splash of coke in it.
>Only if you count the guy who crushes 6-8 beers after work as an alcoholic.
Yes
I feel like you're judging me
Yea dude, people totally don't just kill a 30 pack throughout the day. Why do you think there are alcoholics with beer guts
>tastes like shit
must suck being brown
like shit
wrong.
you sick long before it makes you drunk
wrong
you fat
lift
American domestic light beer built this country and i wont have your pussy ass saying otherwise. youre an absolute homosexual if you cant crack open an ice cold busch light after mowing your lawn and not think "this is fricking awesome." Any other thought is that of a homosexual or a woman.
Light beer didn't build this country, hard cider and whisky were much bigger traditions before prohibition killed that shit.
Brainwashed slave tbqh
american beer tastes like shit. Literally every other countries beer is better.
losers found for sure. if you cant enjoy an american domestic youre a fricking pussy that should stick to cocacola.
Bad b8
Alcoholic mouth breather spotted
It does taste like shit and you are a fat frick guaranteed.
the good ones don't taste like shit and if it's properly poured it's not gonna make you feel like garbage either, if your goal is to get more than a little buzzed there are generally better options though.
But what am I gonna drink at a barbeque with friends, gin and tonic? Beer is refreshing and has a low enough alcohol content that you don't have to sip it slowly to avoid getting smashed, so you can stay at the perfect amount of tipsiness to have fun
If beer feels refreshing you are already an alcoholic
nah you are just a homosexual. It's cold, slightly bitter and a bit frizzy, it objectively gives a refreshing sensation (which doesn't mean that it actually hydrates of course)
too sweet, I really can't imagine drinking either of those while playing frisbee under the hot sun
>nah you are just a homosexual. It's cold, slightly bitter and a bit frizzy, it objectively gives a refreshing sensation (which doesn't mean that it actually hydrates of course)
It tastes like ass. I am 40, have been drinking beer all the time, holding up the facade, and it still tastes like ass
different people perceive things differently, just because you don't like it it doesn't mean that other people are pretending. It should still give you a refreshing sensation though, it's just that in your case it's greatly hindered by an unpleasant taste of ass. I have a few friends who dislike beer and it's fine, no need to keep forcing yourself to drink it
Wrong
Wrong, and if you get drunk from 1-4 beers you are complete lightweight.
Also wrong.
Then drink something else, you being to much of a pussy to drink I dunno, cider out of fear of looking unmanly is not my problem.
>it's da joos
Aincient egyptians drank beer, as did the sumerians, aztecs, Gauls, germanics, vikings, etc.
It's perfectly fine not to drink, but don't go around spreading bullshit about how everyone is just pretending to like it just because you are a tastelet.
i often drink non alcoholic beers and feels just as refreshing
you are a moronic child that cannot comprehend that different people can like different things
Rum coke or a mahattan
i wouldn't know. i only drink with friends and when i do i drink one beer and i'm done. it actually tastes good but i absolutely hate being drunk. feels more like i'm dying than anything else. that being said i do love drinking and driving, and have done it multiple times.
For me it's water
(You) have to be 18 to post here
Imagine not cracking open a cold one with the boys after a good workoit
Oldest addictive substance in the world? Or pretty damn close.
Modern piss-beer doesn't taste anything like old beer.
Modern beer can be pretty good if you're willing to pay the price
Just because you can only afford cheap pisswater doesn't mean all beers are shit
>One of the oldest drinks known to man, long predating most every daily convenience
>You have to pay premium today for it to not suck
I don't get it
Beer is tasty!!!
I heard you like drinking piss, is that true anon?
Based Stan Rogers enjoyer. Will drown my winter's thirst at the Kopper King with you.
Unironically governments and israelites.
I read that in medieval Poland, the nobility used israelites to run pubs where alcohol was sold to peasants.
Dont trink this shit.
Only drink what you brew, don't drink what the rest of the cattle do. Nobility were also bunch of drunks and debauched degenerates thoughbeit.
Poland was always a shithole
I just don’t want to turn into an alcoholic.
It does feel kinda bad that people treat me like shit for not drinking with them, but I don’t want to mess up my gainz and I know I’d turn into an alcoholic if I used booze to cope. I used food to cope with my depression and that just turned me into a fatty.
Friends are the most important asset in life
It is better to force the poison down your throat every week and feel like absolute shit than not having friends.
Sad thing is I don’t even know if this is satire or not.
It is 100% not
Having friends = going out = meeting girls
Having friends = more connections = better paying job
Having friends = being helped out ina time of need
And if you do not drink and party (and smoke) you can NOT get many friends
I genuinely feel sorry for you. Being this desperate and stupid must suck
stopped drinking a year ago. i would always feel sick when drinking not sure how other people just brush it off
next level copium
>mwf I'm the only guy in my friend group who drinks
Anavar only cycle
Damn, you trying to make op feel the big sad?
Anavar is more enjoyable than beers.
There’s a sweet spot where you’re inebriated before drunk and it’s fun and gets rid of inhibitions especially helpful for autists like myself. Beer drunk however is trash. So is whiskey drunk. If you’re going to get drunk drunk, drink wine.
Because normies gonna norm. Sometimes there is not reason
Everyone meaningful in human history (white) drank beer and other alcoholic beverages
Every warrior, king, adventurer, and athlete all drank and were much stronger, faster, and overall just better than you are
You’re not some kind of bastion of morality, you’re just a dork that’s trying to be different, but you just look weird
Same goes to everyone the talks about big butts being gross or sports being pointless, YOU ARE WEIRD AND NO ONE THINKS YOURE COOL FOR SAYING THESE THINGS
Medieval beer had much lower alcohol content. If you drank that today everyone would call you a pussy
>Same goes to everyone the talks about big butts being gross or sports being pointless, YOU ARE WEIRD AND NO ONE THINKS YOURE COOL FOR SAYING THESE THINGS
Thats why they are angry incels lol
Just be normal and agree with everyone else
benzos didnt exist in the middle ages, ever think of that?
Beer is a Iranian invention and made for Barbarians
Beer was invented in Egypt fren
technically it was invented in the City-State of Ur about 5800 years ago. aka modern day Iraq.
whole 800 years before egypt's rise to power
nevermind i was half right about that, apparently it was invented in ancient sumeria but another 5000 years before that.
so closer to 10000 years ago lmfao. thats beyond ancient and kind of hard to comprehend. like jesus christ died 2000 years ago, yet beer was being made 8000 years before that
Ice cold beer be nice anytime of the day and I dont even drink but gawd damn ice coal beer yup
what kind of sick man claims to hate beer in april
>Only $1045
freedom ain't free
lmfao
whoa... one beer every thirty minutes, thats so crazy.
It's still snowing outside
adding 9 beers is a israelite trick
it always been 9 dogs and 9 innings
>name is Matt Molson Canadian Lager
>drinking Miller Light
What did he mean by this?
It's been a while (10 years) since I've gone to any sports game. Are the prices really this bad? Last I remember, you could still tailgate at baseball games, is this no longer a thing? or do people really enjoy sitting in the stadium?
beer tastes good tho
I'll never understand.
It's a cheap way to get drunk, here you can buy 8 cans of 4.5% 50cl for 4€
Teenage FOMO.
I never drink, never have, and i have never gotten drunk in my life. A girl i used to go to high school with told me a few days ago when i met her on a train that this is the reason why i'm a kissless virgin at 23, despite my fizeek. Is she right? I did get laughed at for not drinking a couple of times in my life, and a few times iwasn't invited to social events because they knew i don't drink.
I can sense your autism through this post. It is not the fact that you have never gotten drunk that you can't get pussy, its that you're the type of person that has never gotten drunk. Go do exciting things. Take risks. Scare yourself. There's life to be lived my friend.
>Is she right?
Technically yes. You resisted peer pressure and refused to conform, which is the same basic thing as the shit tests girls give their boyfriends.
So i was supposed to conform until i got a girl, and THEN be unfazed by peer pressure? Damn, missed the timing.
What does "exciting" entail? I don't think most people are exciting. I think i'm interesting, i just don't drink, smoke, do drugs, eat sugary or fast foods. I still have a lot of hobbies and can do a lot of things. I see plenty of fat guys i'd consider boring with girls i consider cute.
I mean taking risks. When was the last time you did something that scared you?
attractive guys don't need to "take risks"
So? Anyone who thinks ugly guys can't get laid has clearly spent a damaging portion of their life online instead of interacting with the real world. Do attractive guys get laid easier? Sure. Do unattractive guys get laid too? Absolutely, so long as they don't waste their lives doomposting on IST and put in some fricking work. Most ugly guys have ugly parents who shockingly enough FRICKED to create them.
>Most ugly guys have ugly parents who shockingly enough FRICKED to create them.
This is 2024 not the 90s/2000s you fricking millenial. 63% of zoomer guys are single and sexless. Tinder and dating apps fricked the dating market beyond oblivion and turned it into an absolute hypergamy.
Figure it out bub. Never in human history has it been easier to be above average.
I don't take risks, especially when i stand to gain nothing from them (i. e. getting drunk) . And i can't think of anything that scares me, except maybe speaking to women my age (older women are fine), but that is probably because i have almost no experience and meet a woman my age once every few months.
>So i was supposed to conform until i got a girl, and THEN be unfazed by peer pressure?
Unfortunate, but true. You care enough that being a virgin at 23 bothers you, but you don't care enough to lower yourself to a one-night stand with some dumb c**t just to shake the stigma off you.
He's saying the problem is that you're too smart, you're not doing needlessly dangerous and stupid things for basically no reason other than to get peer acceptance. You're too mature.
Not drinking is a bit detrimental but it's not the main reason, you're just not tall/attractive
It was safer to drink than water in ye olden days
i piss beer out like its water. probably because it is 90%+ water, i dunno whats wrong with your body OP that you get sick before getting drunk on it.
if you just want to dunk on beer why not compare the price? you can literally get rot gut vodka for way cheaper
>makes you fat
Jfc people actually believe this
because 95% of drinkers are unironically addicted. just watch how defensive they get when you ask them to cut back even a little
you fat
Living a sedentary lifestyle makes you fat. People have been drinking beer since the dawn of civilization, Problem is most people can't moderate to save their lives.
people need to understand calorie requirements, for a modern sedentary human there is absolutely no reason to eat dense non-vegetable food
Of all the things causing hormonal issues in modern men ... I highly doubt it's the thing European men have been consuming for 6,000 years (alcohol).
Ancient Greeks had wine. Germanic warriors had beer. British soldiers had beer and gin and rum and whiskey.
These men were 20x more masculine than us, and they drank booze like it was water.
It's not the alcohol. It's something else about modern life.
>inb4 alcoholic copes
The last time I consumed any alcohol was 1 week ago, and it was 2 fruity German beers.
The last time I consumed any alcohol before that, was 2.5 weeks ago, when I had an Italian beer, called Birra Moretti.
The last time I consumed any alcohol before that was a wienertail on a date with my gf (a Blackni, my favorite drink as an Italian).
I am not a big drinker. That being said, I won't exclusively blame alcohol for modern men being fatter and weaker. Something else is going on.
One of the ways to cope with life
>Dis homie can't handle the horrors of the wheel of dharma without an intoxicant
Ughhhh homie we're supposed to suffer here, take yo sensitive ass back to samsara
>tastes like shit
Zoomer
The same people yelling at you about not drinking beer are the same people who will call you a nazi fascist for smoking because “it’s unhealthy”
If the propaganda box told you beer was bad you’d immediately stop drinking like how you stopped smoking
In my experience the people that hate beer and the people that love smoking are one and the same. Beer is reddit/libtard coded because of the estrogen and cigarettes are rightwimg coded because muh stimulant muh nicotine makes you smarter and raises test
Actively kills libido and makes you fat. Necessary to sustain the lifestyle of the modern domesticated man. Trying to be a heckin wifeguy family man requires regular beer at a bare minimum just to cope, and to not fall into actual alcoholism or drug abuse
Helps you cope with life
So glad I cut back. This post ALMOST made me go get a tall boy, which I would have regretted 20 minutes after finishing it.