Imagine being on stage and have 50,000 teenage girls scream at you. Imagine the hormones and endorphins flooding your body.
Must be better than taking meth.
The day after a triumph is as hollow as the day after a tragedy, you realize as you step out the next day and can't move without having a camera pushed in your face
You sold your freedom for an eruption of hormones and endorphins
Imagine a post-concert hormone addled Taylor still drenched in sweat dragging you back to her 5 star hotel room and pinning to the bed and forcing your to conceive a child with her haha
yeah he's 60 but still gave a killer show, running around the stage, kicking picks at the crowd, same old antics, does whatever he wants. I'd say his playing is about 95% what it was 10, 20 years ago which is still damn impressive. Still one of the greatest guitarists alive.
I can attest to this to an extent, as an intermediate guitar player I can play a bunch of his songs BUT (huge BUT) good luck getting even close to his impeccable vibrato. Wish we could have seen a more mature Becker de lads...
Just to prove my point: Chris Impellitteri's technique was objectively better than Yngwie's (and IMO he was a more consistent songwriter) but his solos don't speak as much as Malmsteen's
I can attest to this to an extent, as an intermediate guitar player I can play a bunch of his songs BUT (huge BUT) good luck getting even close to his impeccable vibrato. Wish we could have seen a more mature Becker de lads...
>yngwie is quite easy to play
lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable.
here's paul gilbert doing his best ygnwie imitation and it's fantastic but it's totally different to a well trained ear.
>lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable
Yeah I was just talking about his technique, there will never be another Yngwie may God bless him
no shit his tone is easy its literally just strat, OD pedal, marshall
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tone is in the fingers. Here he is on a les paul
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nubg3OfO28k
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still sounds different more mids than usual. also what marshall is that he usually plays plexis or jmp 2203's
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Honestly surprised a Les Paul can even stay in tune with his usual set up
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les pauls are great guitars, i have a 57 black beauty back home and its an absolute joy to play. only people that hate les pauls are poor third worlders and weak śôÿ redditors
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it's not about tone it's about note choice, vibrato, pitch perfect bends, stage presence, songwriting, impro skills. Tone is gay I hate how everyone cares only about that these days
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tone is important homie no shit that your technique is way more important. if tone didnt matter everybody would be playing out of crate or line6 amps
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Yeah I know it's important I'm just a bit salty about it, many people I know got memed into buying a new guitar gadget every month and don't exercise nearly as much as they should
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I agree. but honestly nothing pisses me off more than people bragging that their quad cortex/line 6 sounds just like a jcm800 or a soldano or a vox it doesnt
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>tonewoods
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did I mention tonewoods you fricking sperg?
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very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw
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https://i.imgur.com/08wno6S.jpg
>tonewoods >very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw
somewhat unironically makes you feel like god (well, maybe you get used to it).
I was in an off-broadway musical bullshit play (not a theater kid, I just sing really well and a weird series of events led me to jump in). Long story, but I was a standin for a guy who offed himself before production. It was a lead role (one of ~3). It included jumping into the front row of the audience and interacting, etc. My character was charismatic
Felt like a goddamn hero, the whole audience was eating it up.
Also played shitty bass (me, I was the shitty part about the base) fill-in for a local band in a local concert venue when their bassist got covid. They were decently-big ish and I knew the lead singer through friend of friends. They had a local groupie core of about 15 women, which was impressive given that they weren't known outside the city. That was also pretty damn god-like feeling when we walked on stage in the dark, people going fricking nuts.
That said I hate fricking publicity and would never do it again, but man was it fun.
I thought swifties were a bunch of teenage girls and old guys that like country music, you're telling me grownass gym guys full of tatoos care about Swift.
She is undoubtedly THE musician of current times. It isn't even close. She is the most famous person in the United States outside of presidents/former presidents.
She has done an amazing job evolving her music with each album and hasn't love relevance with any of them. 1989 was the top selling album of 2011-2020. She's big and has mass appeal while catering to niche audiences.
LMFAOOOO my guy was like >"Ah, '1989,' Taylor Swift's opus of pop sensibilities and calculated melodies. This album, much like the finely curated selection of business cards I maintain, exudes an air of strategic reinvention. Swift's transition from country ingenue to the epitome of pop prowess is a meticulously executed transformation, akin to a tailored suit that flatters every curve. The tracks on '1989' are like a series of exquisite courses at a Michelin-starred restaurant, each one leaving an impression that lingers on the palate of your consciousness. 'Shake It Off,' with its infectious rhythm, is the sonic equivalent of a crisp handshake, leaving you caught in its catchy grip. And 'Blank Space,' a lyrical ballet of calculated vulnerability, demonstrates Swift's mastery of crafting emotions for mass consumption. Just as the fashion trends of the era are meticulously adhered to, so is the album's production. The sleek synths and polished production are as meticulously arranged as the meticulous arrangement of my morning grooming routine. The result is an audio landscape that mirrors the era's obsession with image, leaving an imprint on your consciousness like a skillfully embossed monogram. Yet, beneath the glossy surface lies an undercurrent of introspection, a calculated hint of vulnerability that beckons listeners to question the authenticity behind the facade. '1989' is a mirror reflecting the desires and insecurities of a generation, just as my meticulous skincare regimen reflects my commitment to maintaining a facade of eternal youth. So, my friend, '1989' isn't just an album – it's a manifestation of Swift's calculated evolution and a testament to an era of curated experiences. As you listen, remember that the artistry lies not just in the music, but in the precision of its presentation, much like the precision I apply to every detail of my meticulously constructed life."
I got a free ticket to her show this summer and it’s one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to tbqh. Audience energy was insane and the place was packed with hot girls
Iranian girl with a MASSIVE heart shaped ass in my gym has been talking to some brown dyel attendants for 2 of my sets. I mentally cheated on my wife pretending I'm a crusader pillaging her village and she surrender herself to save her life. Thanks for reading my blog post.
am I the only one who doesnt really find her music that great, and her body and face that attractive? She is attractive, sure, but its just dime a dozen. Tho I respect that IST is losing xer mind about her
She's about to give me a hug!
GIWTWM.
should have posted on /wpop/ so we can see something seething
She gave me a hug!
What do you think her DL 1RM is?
>WELCOME TO SMASH CITY
Frick my sides
hilarious pics
how did she smell?
Sweaty
damn bro
about time this bawd did something about her non-existant ass
the frick is wrong with her neck.
gamer neck
She is goa'uld
I want to meet her
Being famous must be fricking terrible
Imagine being on stage and have 50,000 teenage girls scream at you. Imagine the hormones and endorphins flooding your body.
Must be better than taking meth.
The day after a triumph is as hollow as the day after a tragedy, you realize as you step out the next day and can't move without having a camera pushed in your face
You sold your freedom for an eruption of hormones and endorphins
>You sold your freedom for an eruption of hormones and endorphins
You forgot the cash there
Not worth it, unless you're poor
Yeah cus what sort of fitposter is poor
Imagine a post-concert hormone addled Taylor still drenched in sweat dragging you back to her 5 star hotel room and pinning to the bed and forcing your to conceive a child with her haha
i saw yngwie malmsteen and glenn hughes the other night and they could barely pack a small venue... oh how the mighty have fallen 🙁
kek i used to frickin love yngwie, can't believe he's still touring
I DONT EAT DONUTS
yeah he's 60 but still gave a killer show, running around the stage, kicking picks at the crowd, same old antics, does whatever he wants. I'd say his playing is about 95% what it was 10, 20 years ago which is still damn impressive. Still one of the greatest guitarists alive.
Frick yea dude. Trilogy is one of the first albums I ever bought. And Sails of Charon is still my favorite cover of all time
yngwie is quite easy to play after some practice and niwadays hes fat asf and misses nores constantly. also becker MOGS tf out of yngwie.
notes and nowadays* i have big long thumbs
I can attest to this to an extent, as an intermediate guitar player I can play a bunch of his songs BUT (huge BUT) good luck getting even close to his impeccable vibrato. Wish we could have seen a more mature Becker de lads...
Just to prove my point: Chris Impellitteri's technique was objectively better than Yngwie's (and IMO he was a more consistent songwriter) but his solos don't speak as much as Malmsteen's
>yngwie is quite easy to play
lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable.
here's paul gilbert doing his best ygnwie imitation and it's fantastic but it's totally different to a well trained ear.
>lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable
Yeah I was just talking about his technique, there will never be another Yngwie may God bless him
tell us your shit without telling us your shit
post solo
I dont have recording gear. do you?
no shit his tone is easy its literally just strat, OD pedal, marshall
tone is in the fingers. Here he is on a les paul
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nubg3OfO28k
still sounds different more mids than usual. also what marshall is that he usually plays plexis or jmp 2203's
Honestly surprised a Les Paul can even stay in tune with his usual set up
les pauls are great guitars, i have a 57 black beauty back home and its an absolute joy to play. only people that hate les pauls are poor third worlders and weak śôÿ redditors
it's not about tone it's about note choice, vibrato, pitch perfect bends, stage presence, songwriting, impro skills. Tone is gay I hate how everyone cares only about that these days
tone is important homie no shit that your technique is way more important. if tone didnt matter everybody would be playing out of crate or line6 amps
Yeah I know it's important I'm just a bit salty about it, many people I know got memed into buying a new guitar gadget every month and don't exercise nearly as much as they should
I agree. but honestly nothing pisses me off more than people bragging that their quad cortex/line 6 sounds just like a jcm800 or a soldano or a vox it doesnt
>tonewoods
did I mention tonewoods you fricking sperg?
very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw
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>tonewoods
>very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw
I love Yngwie's albums Trilogy and Odyssey.
And Glenn packs an amazing pipe for someone that old.
somewhat unironically makes you feel like god (well, maybe you get used to it).
I was in an off-broadway musical bullshit play (not a theater kid, I just sing really well and a weird series of events led me to jump in). Long story, but I was a standin for a guy who offed himself before production. It was a lead role (one of ~3). It included jumping into the front row of the audience and interacting, etc. My character was charismatic
Felt like a goddamn hero, the whole audience was eating it up.
Also played shitty bass (me, I was the shitty part about the base) fill-in for a local band in a local concert venue when their bassist got covid. They were decently-big ish and I knew the lead singer through friend of friends. They had a local groupie core of about 15 women, which was impressive given that they weren't known outside the city. That was also pretty damn god-like feeling when we walked on stage in the dark, people going fricking nuts.
That said I hate fricking publicity and would never do it again, but man was it fun.
Pretty sure she'd be mobbed and gangbanged immediatelly if she went into any regular gym.
(ok mobbed, kidding about the gangbanged obviously.)
She has like 4 bodyguards on her at all times
I doubt that child is her body guard.
This image (assuming it's real) is fricking hilarious
she could lose some weight.
I thought swifties were a bunch of teenage girls and old guys that like country music, you're telling me grownass gym guys full of tatoos care about Swift.
>Gym starts playing a Taylor Swift song
TIME FOR A NEW PR BABY
>He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring, and said "Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
Taylor Swift is the white man's choice
shes really just stevie nicks for zoomer and millenial white girls from the south very accessible music
Unironically IST men love t swift, but her old stuff more
She is undoubtedly THE musician of current times. It isn't even close. She is the most famous person in the United States outside of presidents/former presidents.
She has done an amazing job evolving her music with each album and hasn't love relevance with any of them. 1989 was the top selling album of 2011-2020. She's big and has mass appeal while catering to niche audiences.
lmao. Bateman, is that you?
LMFAOOOO my guy was like
>"Ah, '1989,' Taylor Swift's opus of pop sensibilities and calculated melodies. This album, much like the finely curated selection of business cards I maintain, exudes an air of strategic reinvention. Swift's transition from country ingenue to the epitome of pop prowess is a meticulously executed transformation, akin to a tailored suit that flatters every curve. The tracks on '1989' are like a series of exquisite courses at a Michelin-starred restaurant, each one leaving an impression that lingers on the palate of your consciousness. 'Shake It Off,' with its infectious rhythm, is the sonic equivalent of a crisp handshake, leaving you caught in its catchy grip. And 'Blank Space,' a lyrical ballet of calculated vulnerability, demonstrates Swift's mastery of crafting emotions for mass consumption. Just as the fashion trends of the era are meticulously adhered to, so is the album's production. The sleek synths and polished production are as meticulously arranged as the meticulous arrangement of my morning grooming routine. The result is an audio landscape that mirrors the era's obsession with image, leaving an imprint on your consciousness like a skillfully embossed monogram. Yet, beneath the glossy surface lies an undercurrent of introspection, a calculated hint of vulnerability that beckons listeners to question the authenticity behind the facade. '1989' is a mirror reflecting the desires and insecurities of a generation, just as my meticulous skincare regimen reflects my commitment to maintaining a facade of eternal youth. So, my friend, '1989' isn't just an album – it's a manifestation of Swift's calculated evolution and a testament to an era of curated experiences. As you listen, remember that the artistry lies not just in the music, but in the precision of its presentation, much like the precision I apply to every detail of my meticulously constructed life."
Love that autistic minx like you wouldn't believe
I got a free ticket to her show this summer and it’s one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to tbqh. Audience energy was insane and the place was packed with hot girls
Iranian girl with a MASSIVE heart shaped ass in my gym has been talking to some brown dyel attendants for 2 of my sets. I mentally cheated on my wife pretending I'm a crusader pillaging her village and she surrender herself to save her life. Thanks for reading my blog post.
Taylor is a bland b***h who cares.
she's really cute, sadly her music is shit, Lana del Rey is better tbqh
To the Yngwie appreciators ITT: keep being based
I saw G3 amlost two decades ago when I was a teenager. Yngwie, Vai, and Satriani. Wildest guitar show I have ever seen. Mind was blown.
This ugly b***h needs to be whitney Houston'd asap together with her moronic fans
Wall
She's actually cute without makeup on
Can't stand her music or her normal makeup
>asked me out too late!
She's not going to have kids that means she's worse than an incel male.
>tfw she's 34 already
How will she stay relevant when she inevitably hits the wall?
am I the only one who doesnt really find her music that great, and her body and face that attractive? She is attractive, sure, but its just dime a dozen. Tho I respect that IST is losing xer mind about her
Nah I don't get it either. My gf loves her though.
>Nah I don't get it either. My gf loves her though.
ye Im not hating on her. I just dont get it