Taylor is at my gym!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's about to give me a hug!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iLCi57I.jpg

      She gave me a hug!
      What do you think her DL 1RM is?

      GIWTWM.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iLCi57I.jpg

      She gave me a hug!
      What do you think her DL 1RM is?

      should have posted on /wpop/ so we can see something seething

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gave me a hug!
    What do you think her DL 1RM is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WELCOME TO SMASH CITY
      Frick my sides

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/66mxPdF.jpg

      She's about to give me a hug!

      hilarious pics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did she smell?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweaty

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    about time this bawd did something about her non-existant ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is wrong with her neck.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        gamer neck

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is goa'uld

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to meet her

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being famous must be fricking terrible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being on stage and have 50,000 teenage girls scream at you. Imagine the hormones and endorphins flooding your body.
      Must be better than taking meth.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The day after a triumph is as hollow as the day after a tragedy, you realize as you step out the next day and can't move without having a camera pushed in your face
        You sold your freedom for an eruption of hormones and endorphins

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You sold your freedom for an eruption of hormones and endorphins
          You forgot the cash there

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not worth it, unless you're poor

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah cus what sort of fitposter is poor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a post-concert hormone addled Taylor still drenched in sweat dragging you back to her 5 star hotel room and pinning to the bed and forcing your to conceive a child with her haha

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i saw yngwie malmsteen and glenn hughes the other night and they could barely pack a small venue... oh how the mighty have fallen 🙁

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek i used to frickin love yngwie, can't believe he's still touring
          I DONT EAT DONUTS

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah he's 60 but still gave a killer show, running around the stage, kicking picks at the crowd, same old antics, does whatever he wants. I'd say his playing is about 95% what it was 10, 20 years ago which is still damn impressive. Still one of the greatest guitarists alive.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick yea dude. Trilogy is one of the first albums I ever bought. And Sails of Charon is still my favorite cover of all time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yngwie is quite easy to play after some practice and niwadays hes fat asf and misses nores constantly. also becker MOGS tf out of yngwie.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            notes and nowadays* i have big long thumbs

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can attest to this to an extent, as an intermediate guitar player I can play a bunch of his songs BUT (huge BUT) good luck getting even close to his impeccable vibrato. Wish we could have seen a more mature Becker de lads...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just to prove my point: Chris Impellitteri's technique was objectively better than Yngwie's (and IMO he was a more consistent songwriter) but his solos don't speak as much as Malmsteen's

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can attest to this to an extent, as an intermediate guitar player I can play a bunch of his songs BUT (huge BUT) good luck getting even close to his impeccable vibrato. Wish we could have seen a more mature Becker de lads...

            >yngwie is quite easy to play
            lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable.

            here's paul gilbert doing his best ygnwie imitation and it's fantastic but it's totally different to a well trained ear.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lmao its just not true. his tone and sensibility is inimitable
              Yeah I was just talking about his technique, there will never be another Yngwie may God bless him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              tell us your shit without telling us your shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                post solo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont have recording gear. do you?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no shit his tone is easy its literally just strat, OD pedal, marshall

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                tone is in the fingers. Here he is on a les paul
                https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nubg3OfO28k

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                still sounds different more mids than usual. also what marshall is that he usually plays plexis or jmp 2203's

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly surprised a Les Paul can even stay in tune with his usual set up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                les pauls are great guitars, i have a 57 black beauty back home and its an absolute joy to play. only people that hate les pauls are poor third worlders and weak śôÿ redditors

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not about tone it's about note choice, vibrato, pitch perfect bends, stage presence, songwriting, impro skills. Tone is gay I hate how everyone cares only about that these days

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                tone is important homie no shit that your technique is way more important. if tone didnt matter everybody would be playing out of crate or line6 amps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know it's important I'm just a bit salty about it, many people I know got memed into buying a new guitar gadget every month and don't exercise nearly as much as they should

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. but honestly nothing pisses me off more than people bragging that their quad cortex/line 6 sounds just like a jcm800 or a soldano or a vox it doesnt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tonewoods

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                did I mention tonewoods you fricking sperg?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                https://i.imgur.com/08wno6S.jpg

                >tonewoods
                >very much a thing for classical and acoustic guitars btw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love Yngwie's albums Trilogy and Odyssey.
          And Glenn packs an amazing pipe for someone that old.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        somewhat unironically makes you feel like god (well, maybe you get used to it).
        I was in an off-broadway musical bullshit play (not a theater kid, I just sing really well and a weird series of events led me to jump in). Long story, but I was a standin for a guy who offed himself before production. It was a lead role (one of ~3). It included jumping into the front row of the audience and interacting, etc. My character was charismatic
        Felt like a goddamn hero, the whole audience was eating it up.
        Also played shitty bass (me, I was the shitty part about the base) fill-in for a local band in a local concert venue when their bassist got covid. They were decently-big ish and I knew the lead singer through friend of friends. They had a local groupie core of about 15 women, which was impressive given that they weren't known outside the city. That was also pretty damn god-like feeling when we walked on stage in the dark, people going fricking nuts.
        That said I hate fricking publicity and would never do it again, but man was it fun.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure she'd be mobbed and gangbanged immediatelly if she went into any regular gym.

    (ok mobbed, kidding about the gangbanged obviously.)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has like 4 bodyguards on her at all times

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt that child is her body guard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This image (assuming it's real) is fricking hilarious

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she could lose some weight.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought swifties were a bunch of teenage girls and old guys that like country music, you're telling me grownass gym guys full of tatoos care about Swift.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gym starts playing a Taylor Swift song
      TIME FOR A NEW PR BABY

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring, and said "Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor Swift is the white man's choice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes really just stevie nicks for zoomer and millenial white girls from the south very accessible music

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically IST men love t swift, but her old stuff more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is undoubtedly THE musician of current times. It isn't even close. She is the most famous person in the United States outside of presidents/former presidents.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has done an amazing job evolving her music with each album and hasn't love relevance with any of them. 1989 was the top selling album of 2011-2020. She's big and has mass appeal while catering to niche audiences.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao. Bateman, is that you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMFAOOOO my guy was like
          >"Ah, '1989,' Taylor Swift's opus of pop sensibilities and calculated melodies. This album, much like the finely curated selection of business cards I maintain, exudes an air of strategic reinvention. Swift's transition from country ingenue to the epitome of pop prowess is a meticulously executed transformation, akin to a tailored suit that flatters every curve. The tracks on '1989' are like a series of exquisite courses at a Michelin-starred restaurant, each one leaving an impression that lingers on the palate of your consciousness. 'Shake It Off,' with its infectious rhythm, is the sonic equivalent of a crisp handshake, leaving you caught in its catchy grip. And 'Blank Space,' a lyrical ballet of calculated vulnerability, demonstrates Swift's mastery of crafting emotions for mass consumption. Just as the fashion trends of the era are meticulously adhered to, so is the album's production. The sleek synths and polished production are as meticulously arranged as the meticulous arrangement of my morning grooming routine. The result is an audio landscape that mirrors the era's obsession with image, leaving an imprint on your consciousness like a skillfully embossed monogram. Yet, beneath the glossy surface lies an undercurrent of introspection, a calculated hint of vulnerability that beckons listeners to question the authenticity behind the facade. '1989' is a mirror reflecting the desires and insecurities of a generation, just as my meticulous skincare regimen reflects my commitment to maintaining a facade of eternal youth. So, my friend, '1989' isn't just an album – it's a manifestation of Swift's calculated evolution and a testament to an era of curated experiences. As you listen, remember that the artistry lies not just in the music, but in the precision of its presentation, much like the precision I apply to every detail of my meticulously constructed life."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love that autistic minx like you wouldn't believe

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a free ticket to her show this summer and it’s one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to tbqh. Audience energy was insane and the place was packed with hot girls

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iranian girl with a MASSIVE heart shaped ass in my gym has been talking to some brown dyel attendants for 2 of my sets. I mentally cheated on my wife pretending I'm a crusader pillaging her village and she surrender herself to save her life. Thanks for reading my blog post.

    Taylor is a bland b***h who cares.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's really cute, sadly her music is shit, Lana del Rey is better tbqh

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To the Yngwie appreciators ITT: keep being based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw G3 amlost two decades ago when I was a teenager. Yngwie, Vai, and Satriani. Wildest guitar show I have ever seen. Mind was blown.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This ugly b***h needs to be whitney Houston'd asap together with her moronic fans

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wall

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's actually cute without makeup on

    Can't stand her music or her normal makeup

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asked me out too late!

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not going to have kids that means she's worse than an incel male.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw she's 34 already
      How will she stay relevant when she inevitably hits the wall?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I the only one who doesnt really find her music that great, and her body and face that attractive? She is attractive, sure, but its just dime a dozen. Tho I respect that IST is losing xer mind about her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I don't get it either. My gf loves her though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah I don't get it either. My gf loves her though.
        ye Im not hating on her. I just dont get it

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