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Taylor Swift asked her trainer to get her a "Marisa Miller" body
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i can’t wait for that dumb c**t to hit 40 and still be writing songs like an 18 year old roastie getting passed around to every chad on the block
You haven't listened to any of her recent music have you?
no im not a homosexual trying to bang fat 26 year old swifties
Is she still using VI I V vi and vi IV I V constantly?
based music theory anon
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you're moronic if you think she still won't be banging chads at 40
>troony jack black
BORN DIFFERENT
>pop musician uses common pop chord progressions
Who would have thought?
Hate her btw
Who the frick listens to her other than teenage girls?
Me 🙂
tons of 18-45 women, I.E the #1 consumers on the planet.
i can't wait for marisanon to be arrested for stalking marisa for turning 40.
tbf half of IST was marisa posting in 2008
I think I came in 09 or 10. God damn, why are we so old?
marisa wonders the same thing now. same as it ever was
she won't be making music for that long. she's going to turn into a Dolly Parton type except as a soulless white savior or inversely just a total shut in.
I watched the Eras concert and it blew my mind how similar her mindset is to a lot of girls I've talked to. I never understood what girls meant by certain things that they've said, but it all made sense when I heard Taylor Swift basically saying word for word the shit they've said to me. Stuff like going through "character development" as a euphemism for fricking around a lot, treating the "past" like its some alternate dimension that has no bearing on the present tor future, wanting to have "experiences" as another euphemism for casual sex with a lot of people, acting like their life is a book divided into chapters and that they're the main character and everyone else (including me, the guy they're seeing) as nothing more than a supporting role. Always blaming men for shit, talking about how she'd be so much more successful if she were a man as if the millions of people who paid hundreds of dollars just to see her don't exist. She's arguably the biggest, most successful pop star of this generation and she has the audacity to talk about how unfair and sexist the industry is, and how that's somehow men's fault? Whining about how women get asked about their dating life during interviews as though single male celebrities don't get asked the exact same shit and ignoring the fact that a lot of the time the interviewers asking those questions are WOMEN themselves, and the only reason they're asking them that is because it gets them attention FROM WOMEN. It's not men who are watching Taylor Swift interviews, it's WOMEN, so blame all the women that eat that shit up like flies to dog shit, not men. She's trying to make all women out to be the victims? b***h it's YOU specifically who's the victim and the perpetrators of your anguish are OTHER WOMEN! GROW UP, YOU'RE IN YOUR 30S!
I will add, though; she does have a nice body, and is an amazing performer. Her and her trainer did a good job.
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thanks anon
She’d be a nobody if she was a man
>if
She's just pandering bro. She probably doesn't believe half the shit she writes, she just wants women to buy her shit.
I agree 100% that she's being fake and exploitative, but whether she's sincere or not (I bet you she is in a large part), she's actively influencing millions upon millions of girls to have this "I'm a victim and men are the problem" "boys vs girls" "here's why me basing my entire personality around who I've dated is a good thing and why you should do it too" and "if I talk fast enough and rapidly jump from topic you won't have time to address the flood of loopholes in my arguments and that means I win" mentality. She's making girls think it's cool to be stuck in a high school mentality you're whole life and never growing up or taking responsibility for your own life instead of always looking for someone else to blame. It's a pretty significant issue I think.
>"I'm a victim and men are the problem"
>"boys vs girls"
>"if I talk fast enough and rapidly jump from topic you won't have time to address the flood of loopholes in my arguments and that means I win"
That's how many people function with regards to many things, politics for example. It's also based because you shut the other person off, use whatever part of him you need, and always feel good with your own narrative
I can see you've been practising that last one.
yeah i could see it, even if it's purely aspirational. marisa miller simultaneously looked supermodel skinny, athletic, and busty which you can't just find in a gym though. it was a gift
and marisa was in her prime when taylor was mid-teens so natural "hero" age and whatnot
wonder how taylor "discovered" marisa
Taylor has been confirmed as a IST lurker. Pretty sure she will read these comments because she's an insecure little homosexual and seethe about her lack of talent and pancake ass.
still kinda random
You can find that bodytype in the west
be careful what you wish for...
at this point maybe marisa should be asking for a taylor body?
Look at her younger image, she clearly was very underweight. It's like a hidden bomb, same that happens with football players after retirement, once the professional pressure is off, BOOM!
this is all monday morning quarterbacking. no one saw this coming with marisa
>visible ribs
>clearly was very underweight
Found the american.
yikes poor thing what happened
Got fat
that was not predictable
taylor in 2030 will be bigger
>weighs twice as much, boobs are the same size as before
this confirms that her breasts weren't real. anorexic with implants, 0/10
marisa would've been a nobody without a boob job
fun while it lasted tho. women hated hated hated hated their boyfriends' oggling this body 2004-2008
What is up with her face? Is it shopped?
A man can only dream
marisa is better than karlie kloss
this times a million. zoomers don't know what they missed
T Swift has never looked good, just skinnyfat average at best. She should stop drinking so much and do some squats. But I know she won't because she's a lazy whining homosexual, reflected perfectly in all of the very mediocre music she makes.
Her music is good when it’s instrumentals and done with strings.
>her music is good when she doesn't sing
lmao absolute obliteration
somebody tell TayTay she can't get bigger breasts working out, she needs a plastic surgeon not a personal trainer
ouch
too bad marisa can't sing
I literally jerked off to this pic from my sisters Victoria’s Secret catalog when I was 15.
quite a memory
At that age, it was the only source I had. Porn wasn’t so readily available back then and I’m glad for it.
well marisa is a total babe
ALL I want is a girl with a late 1990s Sarah Michelle Gellar body
JUDEN
It's crazy so many fat white women self insert as her, considering she actually works to maintain her body. Those are my thoughts.
taylor would fire someone on the spot for saying prime mm had a better body
I wish she looked like this instead
Oh yeah? You frick pigs, Farmer "Brown"?
Gross fatass
imaging the plaps
The subtle reference to nignogs like pawgs is great.
Nobody notice the door?
Real
im here for taylor morphing into this
Right has a serious case of manface
I guess that's why only literal homosexuals like white "women"
>Right has a serious case of manface
> I guess that's why only literal homosexuals like white "women"
when you have an incel child because of your taste in women, don't complain when he ropes.
taylor is getting there
taylor will always have a roll or two when she tries to do this
taylor seethes as she eats another cupcake
It's edited you moron
She's just at that point before the wall. This exact moment. You can see, or sense, there are some subtle differences. Her jaw has gotten bigger and hag like. She's going to look like her mother at last
compare to marisa right before the wall
and after
who would you rather marry: 20 year-old marisa miller or 20 year-old taylor swift? assuming financial benefits equal.
marissa looks better, but taylor would be too busy even if she was better looking
peak taylor was cute. peak marisa was barbie incarnate
She's so lanky and uncoordinated in some candid videos (eg that one where she's running to her new bf backstage ) but also so outrageously hot in pictures.
>ywn have cute autistic taylor running towards you
why even live
>fat leftist roastie about to wall
At least she has money.
She gonna need some breasts to go with that.
Personal training is literally the easiest job in the world. Yeah bro let's get you eating 2k calories a day and here's a moderate calisthenics program mixed in with some light dumbbell accessory work to justify your gym membership here. I should have stuck with the exercise science degree. FRICK ME ROYALLY AHH
I don't like Taylor's music but she's definitely a better role model for young girls than most other pop stars like that fat negress Lizzo.
shit rolemodels being less bad than irredeemably awful rolemodels are still shit rolemodels
taylor is hitting the wall. its all in a girls skull shape. very very very minute angle differences can render her from sexy to an undifferentiated bag of flesh.
Isn't it strange that her skull has changed shape? I thought it remains the same throughout adulthood but that's not the case (check this
for example)
Taylor swift is great but not as great as Lana del ray
they're both terrible
i wanna give her a swift frickin so bad
candice swanepoel has a tighter bod than taylor and even marisa
truth
hot damn that's a gorgeous woman
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