>Testicular torsion occurs when a testicle rotates, twisting the spermatic cord that brings blood to the scrotum. The reduced blood flow causes sudden and often severe pain and swelling.
>Testicular torsion is most common between ages 12 and 18, but it can occur at any age, even before birth.
>Testicular torsion usually requires emergency surgery. If treated quickly, the testicle can usually be saved. But when blood flow has been cut off for too long, a testicle might become so badly damaged that it has to be removed.
Lifts to prevent this?
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reminder: there exists instances of testicular torsion that were painless. have fun anons.
>sleeping
>testicular torsion happens
>not painful so you don't wake up
>wake up without knowing you're castrated
A fate worse than death
NOT worse than death, get reel.
>t. sissyfied againt his will
>implying it's against my will
You can live with 1 ball mohng
You can, but you won’t live well
You'll live exactly the same.
Balls don't function like kidneys or lungs. You're remaining testicle compensates for the loss and your hormones and sperm count remain relatively the same.
the absolute state of bro science
You will always be half a a man, fit for nothing but taking BBC up the ass
>You will always be half a a man, fit for nothing but taking BBC up the ass
Lol, I have one testicle but can OHP 180lbs with just over 12 months of training from being untrained, so cope
No one cares about your OHP, one nut.
>No one cares about your OHP, one nut.
Post video of you pressing
Post video of your 2(TWO) balls
>american brings up BBC for no reason yet again
Fricking butthole.
Whatever I got mine stitched to my scrotum.
Bullshit
One of my balls is like 1/3rd the size of the other.
Could torsion prevent proper blood flow to it and thus cause it not to grow fully?
Ive had this a couple of times and one time it was so bad i wanted to go to the er but i was at work and didnt wanna make a scene. One thing that helped everything and this one is for the books. Go to the toilet, let your nuts hang and just gigle them around. This shit helped me like every 3 times i got it and yes it does hurt as bad as you imagine
Geez stop getting your nuts in a twist
Hot bath also works if all else fails
Only affects beta balls so IST should be safu
>nyoho
GAHHH GYRO WHAT IS THIS SPIN?!?!?!?
IS THIS THE WORK OF YOUR.... GOLDEN ROTATION?!
>flee to another dimension
>your testicles start twisting there as well
>there's an infinite amount of you's getting twisted testicles
truly a fierce stand
Testicular torsion is a very common occurrence in dance sport where a lot of spinning is involved especially in breakdance when where they do a lot of headspins. The simple solution that dancers have practiced for centuries that the doctors won't tell you is that if you get it twisted all you have to do is spin really fast the opposite way to untwist it. That is why its recommended you learn the headspin in both directions.
Imagine you spin the other way and and the other testicle twists as well
Yeah this happens to quite a lot. When this happens you got about 2-4 hours of having a twisted testicle until it starts getting dangerous so you have to alternate which one of the testicles will be twisted, you simply do that by doing a solid headspin the one way, then 2-4 hours later you do it the other way. Bboys are so used to this that they wake up in the middle of the night to do a spin and alternate the testicle torsion that they practically do it while sleep walking. The easy fix to this to just take a Clothes Pegs and hold one testicles in place, spinning to get the other one in right place and repeat.
It really is THAT common. All my bboy friends have dealt with this for years on end. I haven't seen a single guy learn to do a headspin or a really fast backspin, 1990, without having dealt with it at some point.
there's no way it's THAT common else no one would do it. there exists rare conditions of the testicles that cause them to be prone to torsion. get someone with a condition or anatomical complication of some sort into bboying and it probably happens.
>Lifts to prevent this?
Choose the right parents
Surgery
>t.had surgery for it
your balls look like lainey molnar
I got it when I was 22ish and begged my friends to take my to the hospital.
>in the back unable to do anything but set on my knees trying not to cry
>person driving me makes stop on way to grab something from friend
>realize no one actually cares about me
>pass out from pain
>wake up as pulling up to hospital
>feel fine now
>scan my balls
>say they can’t find anything so take a urine sample
>urine filled with blood
>they say seems fine now and send me away with nothing but a bill
>piss blood
>ya mang you's good
I hate what's become of nurses and doctors, lazy fricks literally use a computer to input your symptoms and call it a day
Nurses treat me like THAT?
Yes. It's fricking everywhere. My company does quotes by putting all of the numbers together and getting a price spat out at us.
he means the gif you mong
Damn son
>>they say seems fine now and send me away with nothing but a bill
Story. Of. My. LIFE.
Is sleeping naked dangerous?
No
IT HAS BEEN SUMMONED
>Choose your fighter
This reminds me that during my pre teen years I used to squeeze my balls to feel pain in them.
You think it affected me in any way?
well, you're here aren't you?
tsmt
gem
Jesus
Based. They may have killed the board but not the idea.
'ek 'rilliant 'hining 'em
>my right nut looked half-twisted this morning
> I didnt want to frick it up so I just started jumping until it goes back to normal on it's own
>I doesn't hurt, but my right nut always feels little different than left one, slight discomfort after sex
bros, I am fricked?
go get a doctor you fondle you, how are we supposed to know
For a couple weeks like three months ago when I came my right nut would jump into my body until after orgasm.
Wtf was that all about
Its shy
It's called wandering testis. Pretty sure there's nothing inherently harmful about it.
Could it lead to torsion if it comes back do you think?
Did goblet squats while wearing a weighted vest and unironically thought I twisted my nuts from the pain. Shot up thru my pelvis but was not nuts twisting so I'm fine now
happened to me once...
>woke up with pain stretching from balls to the stomach
>immediately googled symptoms
>found out what it was and tried to guess which way to untwist
>guessed right and didn't detach the testicle
>started appreciating every day without this happening to me
>started appreciating every day without this happening to me
oh my god yeah, every now and then i remember what it felt like and appreciate that it never happened again
mine untwisted itself as i stood up, that sensation almost made me throw up immediately
i hate having balls bros, its such a poorly designed organ, just hanging around there, very vulnerable
>medical images always show testes hanging vertical
mine hang perfectly horizontal
in porn I see about 50-50
Right one is vertical, left is horizontal
what did they mean by this?
Test
Kek this thread reminds me of a redditor that posted about how he loved playing rough with his balls so much that he played with himself for like 8 hours squishing and rotating his balls that he lost them both due to torsion. Dumb frick joked about his free vasectomy kek
Sometimes I play with my balls and squeeze them with my legs, am I going to give myself torsion? like this moron
How are you squeezing your balls with your legs? Post pic
I just move my legs together playfully squeezing them anon. No, I will not post a picture of my wiener on IST
I need to see the technique anon! It’s ok if it’s for science.
A visual really doesn't help enough, how bout we arrange some time for me to come over and demonstrate / teach the technique to you IRL?
No that’s gay.
too late I'm already omw
Ok I’ll keep the door unlocked then.
Thank you, I knew I made the right choice.
>Be me week ago
>Stomach and left testy starts aching
>Think nothing of it
>Gets worse
>Next day it hurts so bad i start fainting whenever i try to get out of bed
>There is what feels like a third testy in my sack
>Go to hospital after 3 days of this
>Dude fondles my balls and does ultrasound
>They give me antiinflammatory stuff and antibiotics and it goes away immediately
>It was just an infection or something
>getting your balls fondled by a man and not returning the favor
NGMI
While he was doing that there were 2 female nurses waiting just around the corner listening to me grunting in pain lmao
One was hot too and she was taking my blood after, but when i flexed my arm to show my veins better she started yelling at me to stop flexing and that she can handle it
>ball infection
Gay
It's probably genetic. Every girl I've been with for a while I get them to start squeezing/pulling my balls and they're always nervous at first but after a few times they just grab on and yank.
Still good down there. I always wonder how bad I fricked up the next guy though since I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that enjoys or is even capable of this.
Related to this thread, today I learned that the chink shit stationary bike I bought more than a year ago was the origin of I not being able to get a full erection - despite my good workouts with high resistance. And the fact that, because it is chink shit, I cannot even have a proper form as it is not meant to be for my height and the lengths of my limbs.
I previously shilled the jumping rope very hard as a way for a beginner to just start exercising. But I think this new knowledge has leaded me to become a devotee of jumping ropes.
Pic unrel, just posting one of the most beautiful art waifus I ever saw in my life.
Forgot to add:
I ponder if, for the sake of a horrible example, this improper form + shitty bike seat could have done long term temporary or permanent damage to my perineum? Seeing how, thankfully, I didn't use the bike that long each workout (1+ hour); however, I cannot but think that I could have literally lost my erection permanently had I not noticed this hindering and numbness.
Like, similar to what
said, I wonder if damage - whether temporary or, worse, permanent - from a shitty bike can also be painless.
Kinda frightening, isn't it?
my dad literally had to get prostate surgery+use a catheter for months because he's a lanklet bikegay and always used his gf's nicer bike
I had a 'partial torsion' once
>had gf who was into hiking. Her and her friends would go out all the time, so that means I'm going along
>Im not into hiking so I just go in old jean shorts have. This seems to irritate her.
>she gets me a pair of hiking shorts after not many JORT trips. These are new cool shorts but they dont stretch at all and they're clearly 2 sizes to small
>she wants me to wear them anyway. Decide frick it they'll stretch or tear and it will be funny
>on the hike everyone gets a laugh, and we head out. i lift my leg high to get over a tree and feel a pinch/kick/smash in just my right nut like you wouldn't believe. 10/10 pain makes me howl and i get nasious right away. But only for like 10 seconds, then its 4/10 or so. really aches
>I try act like its nothing, just the pants pinched my balls and laugh it off.
>Notice that im holding my balls for rest of hike, and even moaning a bit. right nut really hurts. GF is giving me a hard time. wants to look cool and I def don't look cool right now.
>On drive home friend group has a laugh about my balls, one of the guys asks if its ok, what it feels like so i tell him. He tells me to make an urgent care appointment like *right *now so I do
>We drop me off there, and i tell them i'll uber back
>Doc takes one look and makes a face. touching my ball hurts really bad and its swelling
>inspection reveals its not twisted now, but he says i likely had a 'partial torsion' where it twisted and tore some testicular subcutaneous tissues or something like that. Tells me to take hot baths and try to get it to float, it will settle. it will hurt for awhile. to watch it closely for next few days
>hurts like frick for about a week or 2. aches for a month
>when i got home I told my gf and showed her my paperwork and she felt like a real horses ass. She was so apologetic as soon as she saw the paperwork
Got 'Im sorry' blowjobs endlessly as soon as my ball could take it
0/10 would not recommend tight pants ever
>Get testicular torsion
>instantly reminded of the Venture Brother episode.
>go into hospital and they confirm that its torsion but because of my speed its an easy fix.
>pay nothing because its not America
Feels good.
basically same
tried to fix it myself with a hot bath, didnt work
still hurt though
Maybe not as bad as an untreated torsion, but this still frickin sucks, and removal isn't covered by insurance.
As someone who works in a hospital, guys who are coming off anesthesia after going under the knife for testicular torsion are probably some of the funniest people ive ever met.
Tell me
Freshman year of highschool I got a severe inguinal hernia immediately followed up by a dual testicular torsion.
Fast forward to 21 years old feel "off". Go get blood work done. Have low testosterone. GP refuses to prescribe TRT because age. I was too big of a potato to push it. Fast forward to 27 years old. Good job, getting married, bought a house. Suicidal for no real reason. Deep depression that had me contemplating suicide daily. Go to ER, super transparent with doc about not wanting a 72 hour hold, just wanting a full panel to figure out that the frick is going on. 3 blood works one through based ER doc, then Urologist then Endo and get placed on TRT. Test level came back 77, 79 and 130-something. Literally high school girl level.
Haven't been depressed since (about 5 years) and even popped out 2 kids. (Had to take HCG for the second).
I thought I had this once. I'll save everyone here some time. I went to the ER and the doctor told me I can pinch the inside of my thighs and if my balls jump (sort of like the reflex knee-kick) then its not a torsion. Turned out to be an infection.
let your gf squeeze, bite and slap them
I didn't like it at first but she loves it, never had a torsion so must be doing something right
OR worker here... I've participated in a handful of testicular torsion repairs. they are always young dudes so you end up feeling particularly bad for them when they end up losing one of their balls because they waited too long to come in (don't hesitate, anons). seen a saved as well... they end up with an orchiopexy where their testicle is tacked down with suture on the inside of the scrotum so it doesn't happen again.
its not as bad as some people think, youre not permanently infertile or a twink, just like your lung your testicle can expand and make up for the loss, not to mention they are designed to make up to 3x the amount of baseline test. production. it wont really change anything about you, youll just look weird with only one ball