>text with girl from bumble for a few days. >everything going well. >seems interested

>text with girl from bumble for a few days
>everything going well
>seems interested
>even invites me out but I have work
>still talk afterwards
>says she has free time and wants to do something THIS NIGHT
>apartment looks like hoarders den
>what if she wants to come up after?
>dagum.png
>haha yeah lets walk around the square and listen to music and eat some food in a bit
>frantically commence cleaning entire apartment in 45 minutes
>never hear back
>apartment is now clean
win?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha yeah lets walk around the square and listen to music and eat some food in a bit
    She wanted to frick you have autism

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a clean apartment is always a win

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it only took 45 minutes it was not that bad lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was throwing shit down the trash chute with bare hands without bags.

      >haha yeah lets walk around the square and listen to music and eat some food in a bit
      She wanted to frick you have autism

      If she did then we can meet for the first time and she can decide then. If she’s really flirty I’ll ask really soon instead of an hour or two in.
      Maybe I am moronic but she’s foreign and catholic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she’s foreign and catholic
        Are you down that bad son

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not very good looking.
          Am bald too. Yes it makes a difference compared to before. Trust me.

          Do you anglos really take dating app hoes you don't even know to your homes? Why not frick them in a cheap hotel?

          The way I’ve done it is meet them first. Then if the date goes well bring them home. Sometimes I’ve felt off though.
          Also I’m not Anglo. I’m hessian.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why tf didn't you hop on fin whrn you started receding lol

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              My natural hormones are the most important thing to me. My job depended on my physical performance, so I wasn’t going to risk dropping T. I have a good face and decent head shape though so it kinda worked out. I’m a bit older now so women care less.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fin raises T you dumb coot

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m a bit older now so women care less
                Lol
                Dating women your own age?
                Proof of low t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah shit can get pretty bad but if you're really motivated you can often do a surprising amount of cleaning in under an hour

      https://i.imgur.com/YR0RApf.jpg

      >text with girl from bumble for a few days
      >everything going well
      >seems interested
      >even invites me out but I have work
      >still talk afterwards
      >says she has free time and wants to do something THIS NIGHT
      >apartment looks like hoarders den
      >what if she wants to come up after?
      >dagum.png
      >haha yeah lets walk around the square and listen to music and eat some food in a bit
      >frantically commence cleaning entire apartment in 45 minutes
      >never hear back
      >apartment is now clean
      win?

      >room ends up clean
      >rest of the night free to relax and watch TV
      everything went better than expected

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was your mom. It was the only way to get you to clean your apartment.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST - Fitness

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bumble some bizarre woke dating space in your c**ts? Around here middle class lefty b***hes and cucks are the apps main public. I still use it from time to time but 90% of the profiles make them seem insufferable to be around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All dating app b***hes are annoying unlikeable c**ts or bawds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my area its either 50% Christian girls who talk endlessly about Jesus, or 50% Asian girls who work in high level careers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I met my wife off bumble but it took 7 months of daily swiping and chatting to find one woman worth a date let alone marriage

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you anglos really take dating app hoes you don't even know to your homes? Why not frick them in a cheap hotel?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wdym anon?
      Why would I be afraid. I am the one who knocks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they invite me to theirs

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know to keep your room clean bucko

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes yes, thank you doctor
      Something something Carl Jung

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Jordan Peterson was right all along.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but he forgot to wash his penis

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having women over is primarily the reason why my place is ever cleaned

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I cleaned was when I though a girl would be coming over. She never did though

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool fitness post bro

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute win.
    Why you capitalized THIS NIGHT tho ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the urgency of having to clean up very quickly.

      >I’m a bit older now so women care less
      Lol
      Dating women your own age?
      Proof of low t

      You’ll understand when you’re my age. Younger women are even more empty headed.

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