>too many Jefferson squats >Realise john adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
>did too many skull crushers >now I'm on the fbi's most wanted list, constantly running, struggling to always stay 1 step ahead, living in fear and constantly checking over my shoulder. It's only a matter of time before they catch up to me.
>did too many arnold presses and turned into Arnold
>did too many romanian deadlifts
>turned into a romanian
the deadlifts didn't even make me dead, i am not cursed with this form for life
>too many Jefferson squats
>Realise john adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
>doing lunges
>haven't even had breakfast yet
fuggg!! :-DD
i actually chuckled
>did too many hack squats
>turned into Redlettermedia
>Did too many crunches
>am now a candy bar
Did too much cardio and now I'm a car DIO
Moving my bowels as we speak
>did too many deadlifts
>now the undead are at my command
>good mornings
>I'm now in charge of a 7/11
>did too many OHPs
>I now generate highbrow clickbait articles
>did too many squats
>lost ownership of my house
>did too many deadlifts
>still gay
>tfw too many pull-ups so never have to use a toilet again
>did too many leg extensions
>became a foot taller
>did too much decline bench
>don't do it anymore
I did calf raises and now I have cows
>did too many skull crushers
>now I'm on the fbi's most wanted list, constantly running, struggling to always stay 1 step ahead, living in fear and constantly checking over my shoulder. It's only a matter of time before they catch up to me.
>did too many rows
>became a trench
>did too many bulgarian split squats
>I am now a dead bulgarian split in half