>tfw I only feel happy and alive when drinking pic related
I'm fricked am I?
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>tfw I only feel happy and alive when drinking pic related
How many do you drink a day?
1 normally
2 when I'm sad
3 when It's weekend and I wanna do some gaming
Oh
3? For sitting down and staring at a screen?
my fricking sides
Nothing really that bad about your habit, assuming you aren't drinking caffeine other than this. Just don't drink more than that.
Answer the question
enjoy the kidney stones
I've fallen down this rabbit hole recently too.
lol. I drink 4-6 every day. I should stop, but then again it tastes good and makes me feel nice...
It's called an addiction you moron. Get off it so you can become a human being again
Yet you are addicted to technology. Curious
Proofs?
Ok now I'm scared
>homeopathy
have a nice day, moron.
Waiter, another round for me and the boys.
The only time I feel happiness is when I mix ephedra, caffeine, and adderall. And even then it's fleeting (lasts for about and hour or two).
enjoy your heart attack
Rather be dead than miserable
this. i told myself a while ago i'd rather have a handful of happy years than a half lifetime of misery. started doing whatever the frick i wanted. tried every other avenue considered healthy for happniess, shit didn't work. i'll stick with what i know will make me happy.
I had to stay up fricking late recently and I drank the exact same type and it tastes like liquid cancer. I have no idea how people enjoy this willingly on a daily basis. Artificial sweeteners are horrible in general. It was fun for once I guess, but would not recommend.
>I have no idea how people enjoy this willingly on a daily basis
It's called "addction," same way people drink the horse piss they call alcohol
Funny you mention alcohol because I don't understand that either. Neither do smoking. They legit feel bad to consume. Like you have to force yourself to get used to it. Other addictions like gaming or porn are much more sinister in this regard because they usually feel good at the beginning.
They do it in the beginning because of peer pressure and then they do it until it becomes an addiction. Really stupid behavior if you ask me.
t. food/porn/gaming addict
>everything people like that I do not is bad and evil and an addiction
You realize drugs are addictive right? Sounds like you're some coping addict that doesn't want to admit it
You realize everyone who drinks alcohol and drinks monster doesnt turn into a caffeine junkie and alcoholic right
If you say so dude, keep huffing that copeium
>I dont accept reality
I accept your concession
Sorry you are so far into denial
Seething
>You realize everyone who drinks alcohol and drinks monster
homie you realize those are too COMPLETELY DIFFERENT drinks.
*Black person
Thats why I used the word "OR"
Caffeine is a drug too, dummy
lmao
sure, caffeine forms an addiction. but a can of cold zero ultra monster energy tastes delicious even if I haven't had any caffeine in months and have zero withdrawals.
when some other beverage I've never had in my life can taste great on the first attempt, how can I have an addiction already to a thing I haven't tied before?
addiction isn't what gets you to start a bad habit. it just gives you an extra reason to continue.
>They legit feel bad to consume.
They don't? Being drunk is probably the best feeling on earth. And plenty of alcoholic drinks taste great.
Nicotine feels great too, although I don't like smoking because the toll it takes on your lungs isn't worth it. But smokeless tobacco feels wonderful. Again, on your first attempt as well.
I've never been susceptible to peer pressure (I suppose everyone is to some degree, but less than most) and I've gone through plenty of addictions. It's got frick all to do with peer pressure, it's really as simple as
>thing feels good
>want to feel good again
All the zero sugar drinks use different sweetners. For me its the erythritol, citric acid concoction that is white can. Coke Zero though starts tasting awful and makes me feel bad after one or two though.
>Shoop or satire
>zero link
Become an hero.
The first time I drank the white monster I thought it tasted like shit.
By the end of the can I started to come around. Maybe I should try a second one.
Fast forward to thousands of cans later. I don't even drink soda in general and rarely any other energy drinks.
I used to be like that
There was Noting more blissful moment than Sipping it slowly at early morning in holiday
But this caused panic disorder cuz I was drinking them 2-3 Cans a day
So I quitted that habit
>drinking israelitejuice
>literal 666 on it
ngmi
Where is the 666?
Do these do the same thing?
>It was a secret recipe going back generations. They say it could turn even the most savage of bucks into a sissies after administering only a few dosages
Why didn't you post the unedited version?
Yes they turn you into a buck ready for breaking
moron
Oy vey!
tasty refreshing beverage that makes chuds seethe
can it get any better sisters?
>drinks something called Monster, surprised it has the number of the beast on it
>jews dont believe in christianity
>they put the number of the devil on a can
Pick one
Is it really all that bad for you? I like it because it makes my hunger go away.
id rather be addicted to caffeine than nicotine
t. ex smoker
You guys shilled this shit to me so much I decided to try it. For frick sake I couldn't even finish my can, even I who's been feeding myself with utter goyslop for all my life couldn't handle so much sugar. I precise i took the classic version, but i can't imagine the others being better.
it has zero sugar moron. NOBODY drinks the regular
The classic monster has a pretty moronic flavor. The ultra ones are fine.
No one drinks the regular one. If you actually want a good one just try the white one. No sugar and tastes way better than the original.
Rock star sugar free fruit punch is the way to go
>tfw always feel happy and alive because I'm always drinking them.
Post gunt
I was a drinker. I replaced booze with Monster. I have a can a week.
I tried one yesterday for le 30 year old boomer meme and I just don't get it
>tfw I only feel happy and alive when drinking pic related
You must be at least 18 to post here.
just switch to coffee moron
just had a ice cold rehab. its the best way to start the day and I am sick and tired of pretending its not.
These give you even worse breath than the originals
It's the combination of taurine and caffeine.
>I'm fricked am I?
Yes , but not because you drinking some can juice.
guys you overreact. this is my weekend. with a couple of cups of coffee in the morning.
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aren't coke zero really dangerous?
once again lars was ahead of his time
What's it mean if I feel little to nothing when I drink caffeine? I'll down a can of Bang with 300mg caffeine in it with little to no noticeable effects, many times feeling sleeping afterwards.
>you have high tolerance from lots of caffeine
I don't regularly drink caffeinated beverages except a soda every now and then.
Id gamble you are B12 deficient, if you are on a cut or something up your meat intake. Or just take a B12 pill. Its either that or a sugar crash and slow metabolism of caffiene.
>Id gamble you are B12 deficient
that's very interesting. tell more.
Its kinda hard to explain, but your body needs B12 to turn food in to glucose, which is obviously energy. If you are deficient in B12 you usually feel weak or fatigued. Bad B12 deficiency can cause something called subacute combined degeneration, in really bad cases it can cause blindness and psychosis but usually it just means the body has a hard time sending energy to cells, once you supply B12 and the degeneration stops your body's ATP signalling returns and creates adenosine which signals you to sleep, im probably mostly incorrect because caffiene also blocks adenosine but logically it seems to make sense. You should probably do more research if you are curious because I barely know what im talking about.
I thought I was the same, turns out taking 2 x 100mg caffeine 0800 and 1400 respectively cured any desire for it. Quit it anon, especially now sucralose is genotoxic.
>especially now sucralose is genotoxic
So it wasn't before?
No, it was 100% safe and effective.
Just do 40+minutes of cardio everyday and keep the edrinks at least 2 hours away from meals and you're fine
Otherwise you'll nuke your heart, adrenal glands and become diabetic
I have never drank one can of that zoomer garbage snd I never will.
sippin on a white classic right now, ahhhhhhh life is bliss
666 brand Khazarian goyslop poison. >ITT: dudes who chug wiener with their butthole
get on Gab. More of us wake up every day o/
if you read the label, most energy drinks are not even bad, just dont over do it, as most have lots of sugar. similar case with things like gatorade
I started drinking the pink sugar free ones and now I don't enjoy the white ones anymore
4-6 cans a day here since age 21, i’m 28 now, AMA
How do you afford that shit? Do you have kidney stones?
It's 2€ a can where I live.
based monster enjoyer
1-2 per day since 28. 32 now.
I just focus on getting my cardio and drinking more water buddeh so I can avoid possible long term complications
>1g of caffeine a day
Let me guess it has no effect on you and you can “take a nap” after drinking a can
I only drink the White ones and treat myself with the small coffee ones. The vitamin B makes the anxiety go away. I'm actually much calmer after I drink one.
Yes you are
I thought it was a meme, do people really like this? Now im curious is it like a pepsi?
It used to be better, the first year of the release of that flavour in germany it was just superb, it had a unique unmatched complex flavour, with all kinds if nuances, colorful plays on your tongue etc and the taste wasnt fragile at all, you had all of that going on even when smoking a cig, now they changed the recipe, i can tell. Shit doesnt taste nearly as good, lost at least 50% of the amount of carbonation/bubles, the flavours tadte washed out, the drink itself leaves a sticky surface in your mouth, like a numbness and i cant smoke a cig and taste whats left of the flavour. All in all they ruined the shit out of my favourite sip
Same but weed
The label is hebrew for the mark of the beast, and the CEO is a israelite. Way to go, you stupid Black person.
you are not going to make, sorry not sorry brah
The real issue with this stuff is what it does to your teeth. I hope you dont mind decay, fillings, etc
im a literal dentist and drink these every day
just make sure you drink enough water when youi drink this. also i heard it some has vitamins right? so its good