>tfw you can never squat again

>tfw you can never squat again

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did that happen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he walked onto a branch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he set his walking stick down on his foot on mistake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dirt bike accident

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to feel bad for those people

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why?
          I am not a dirt bike rider so I dont have anything to defend, but you come across like a salty virgin for wishing harm on people enjoying a hobby.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunate but lucky. I knew a guy that fricked up a jump and got a stick up his leg through the heel. Thats only a toe or two missing at most.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nightmarefuel, ive never really heard about people getting injuries far inwards like that but have imagined it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I knew a guy that fricked up a jump and got a stick up his leg through the heel.
      delete this

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No blood. Fake and gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. never seen a traumatic injury irl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. No i haven't seen a traumatic injury irl.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Africans weren't so destructive, they're incredibly amusing when they're not hurting people and breaking things that other people built

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they're incredibly amusing when they're not hurting people and breaking things that other people built

            Sooooo what, strumming on a banjo after a hard day picking cotton?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              he means the gorilla exhibit at the zoo or worldstar idk

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. gay moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks real life is like anime
        Omg it punctured so fast no blood stained the wood at all!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would that even stop u? If u use lifting shoes u dont use ur toes basically

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me you don't know how to squat without saying so

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    excuses excuses excuses

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit like this makes me consider quitting riding

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      being older that 12 years old should make you consider quitting riding

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foot injury. This homie will be fine in a year. I know guys who lost an entire leg in Iraq that still squat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know a guy in El Salvador who lost his entire body that still squats

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a guy who's been dead for 5 years that still squats

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know a guy in El Salvador who lost his entire body that still squats

          Foot injury. This homie will be fine in a year. I know guys who lost an entire leg in Iraq that still squat.

          Squat guy I injured is in the jury for the squat that I 5 yeared him with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Losing part of your foot is worse than losing the whole foot. It's easier for a prosthetic to mimic gross actions rather than fine movement of toes the rest of the foot still expects to be there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Losing part of your foot is worse than losing the whole foot.
        then just cut the rest off bro

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like they got themselves into a sticky situation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice one, carlos

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FIRMLY GRASP IT

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think u stepped in something bro

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw paramedic
    there's so many things I just won't do anymore.
    ATVs/Snowmobiles/Motorcycles are top of the list

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's two guarantees in life, death and taxes and i chose a job in taxes because idk how you deal with body stuff all day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me the rest of the list

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        working on power lines
        ending up in not a high end nursing home/assisted living
        much more careful at driving now

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to imagine a way for that branch to penetrate like that in a way that wouldn't just knock his fricking leg outta the way but I can't. How the hell did he do that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got really angry when his bike tipped over, so he grabbed a stick and shoved it thru his foot in an autistic rage, then lied about what really happened

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