Yeah was, look at him. If you looked like that no body of water could stop me from finding you and loving you. But you dont, so the water remains peaceful
>nuh uh muh coffee is ackshually good for you!
kek, keep drinking that slave mud to boost your workrate and running your life force into the ground for your slavemaster without even noticing like the moron you are
Your grandma was also a moronic prostitute and a wageslave that worked minimum wage all her life lmfao
If you want to drink the slave mud, do it, but don't try to act like it's anything other than a workrate boost for you slaves to earn more shekels for mr. goldberg's new yacht KEK
>nuh uh muh coffee is ackshually good for you!
kek, keep drinking that slave mud to boost your workrate and running your life force into the ground for your slavemaster without even noticing like the moron you are
>uh actually it’s healthy for me to need 6 cups of coffee to get through the day.
It's just a bit of tea and coffee, it's not lile alcohol where you're literally impaired, stop being fricking pussys.
he looks like a 29 year old british plumber, which isn't bad for a 49 year old american actor. they can't ALL be tom cruise, there are only so many bathtubs full of infant foreskins to go around.
he looks like a 29 year old british plumber, which isn't bad for a 49 year old american actor. they can't ALL be tom cruise, there are only so many bathtubs full of infant foreskins to go around.
The dude is 59. His daughter, had she lived, would be old enough today (24) to be a mom. So he looks like someone's grandpa because he is old enough to be someone's grandpa.
Post a pic of your dad and let's see who looks better. No, not your grandpa, your dad.
How did he lose his entire jaw? He doesn't look that fat here and yet his jawline disappeared completely. Even with the bald head he'd still look okay if he had that jawline but it's completely fricking gone, where did it go?
Left >soft >gooey >getting into a fight is never his choice, constantly at the mercy of the whim everyone around him and loses automatically once confrontation starts >mamas boy, can do no wrong in her eyes
Right >uses odour as a first line of defence before the battle even begins, you smell him before you see him which elevants the intensity of his presence >has been seen squatting 4 pla8 for reps, meaning he can almost squat his body weight, a commendable feat in and of itself regardless of what roid trannies will tell you >roids, placing him in an automatic victory over anyone natural, which is the majority of the population >has enough fighting knowledge to teach somebody with absolutely zero fighting experience how to beat another person with zero fighting experience at least once >mother is in constant fear for her life knowing that Sam may come to visit at any moment
Kek. Why do you care. Let the man live the good life
Because it sends the wrong message. It shouldnt make him above the law.
Im sick of seeing predatory men take advantage of impressionable women, any man who dates with a bigger age gap than 5 should be shunned. Its also paedophilic.
>twink in middle school >get attention from girls >blow it bc no self esteem, hate myself for being small >high school happens and suddenly I'm just a skinny shy loner
many such cases
Reminds me of my white goth woodshop friend in middle school that transformed over the summer into a Hispanic cholo in the oversized white shirt and jorts. What people will do for pussy. . .
Mens feminine beauty peaks around 15-20yo maybe 25yo max,It is a different kind of beauty,one that lacks strength, the same one women have but men start developing their masculine beauty at around that age, so a good mix of both is achieved around the 30s in a healthy fit individual and maxed out in their 40s and 50s but at that point few feminine beauty is left
and you should get on a deficit you fat frick now drop and give me 10
It's so fricking joever.
Right is the result of decades of drug, alcohol, tobacco and caffeine abuse.
Just don't be a moron and you'll retain the twink flavor.
Frick, he was so handsome
>was
moron
Yeah was, look at him. If you looked like that no body of water could stop me from finding you and loving you. But you dont, so the water remains peaceful
he still is handsome, moron. that was the point i was making
I didnt say he wasnt, but prime Keanu is on a different level. Are you blind? He is a 10/10.
>caffeine abuse
Is this homie serious lol
>she doesn't know
Your mom doesn’t know I drugged and raped her last night? Yeah, probably not
>nuh uh muh coffee is ackshually good for you!
kek, keep drinking that slave mud to boost your workrate and running your life force into the ground for your slavemaster without even noticing like the moron you are
My grandmother drank a pot a day. Lived to 101 without any cognitive problems. So frick off you moronic.
Yes but she did she look 20 when she was 80?
No? I rest my case
Your grandma was also a moronic prostitute and a wageslave that worked minimum wage all her life lmfao
If you want to drink the slave mud, do it, but don't try to act like it's anything other than a workrate boost for you slaves to earn more shekels for mr. goldberg's new yacht KEK
weird crusade to stand by but we all have our own different opinions
Don't forget to drink another coffee to become more """"productive"""" for your boss lmao
>t. caffeine addict
At least alcoholics don't lie to themselves.
It's just a bit of tea and coffee, it's not lile alcohol where you're literally impaired, stop being fricking pussys.
>uh actually it’s healthy for me to need 6 cups of coffee to get through the day.
bro got that fresh adrenochrome face. i hate the antichrist
He's like 1/4th asian and was never a twink.
>keanu was never a twink
Lol
No, he wasn't. Being handsome doesn't mean you are twink. You have to look a bit feminine to be twink.
In my and your pic he looks kind of feminine, moron
>decades of drug, alcohol , tobacco and caffeine abuse
homie looks 100x better than your average dude, the frick you goin on ?
b***h he looks like a dodgy British plumber
he looks like a 29 year old british plumber, which isn't bad for a 49 year old american actor. they can't ALL be tom cruise, there are only so many bathtubs full of infant foreskins to go around.
Aaron, its over. Let go
(to clarify, with that 29 bit, i don't mean to compliment leo, i mean to insult the british)
whats up with all the digits recently
he looks like someone's grandpa
The dude is 59. His daughter, had she lived, would be old enough today (24) to be a mom. So he looks like someone's grandpa because he is old enough to be someone's grandpa.
Post a pic of your dad and let's see who looks better. No, not your grandpa, your dad.
>sucking off a Hollywood celebrity this hard
>"just doxx your dad for an internet argument bro"
kek
Concession accepted. Better luck next thread, chud.
I didn't say he was a chad (way back or now). I just said he looks like a grandpa because he's legitimately old enough to be a grandpa.
He looks like the fragile and sleazy type of old, not the chad and handsome type of old.
He looks great? Most people I know in their 50s don't look half as good.
>turned into the average british tradecuck
kek
Wtf?? Bots?
What the frick is wrong with England?
You can already see it a bit in the eyes
Jesse turned into Gaz
How did he lose his entire jaw? He doesn't look that fat here and yet his jawline disappeared completely. Even with the bald head he'd still look okay if he had that jawline but it's completely fricking gone, where did it go?
>where did it go?
Anglo genes
he is a lot fatter on the second picture. The leaner you get the better you look, simple as.
He clearly gained like 10-20lbs which is all it takes. You can see his neck is fatter too.
>he doesn't look that fat here
mate please
Christ, if he posted the left photo on Tinder he would be rolling in matches.
Don't forget about longevity maxxing guys
Don't get fat. Simple as.
if she down, im up
id hit
twink is a state of mind
Why can't you homosexuals be happy with being old and ugly? It's cool being young and attractive but nothing lasts forever why is it a big deal?
Essentially the sam hyde progression
Sam is purposely orgermaxxing obscenemaxxing drugmaxxing filtermaxxing.
>this is what roid trannies consider progress
There's no running from the israeli genes
Left
>soft
>gooey
>getting into a fight is never his choice, constantly at the mercy of the whim everyone around him and loses automatically once confrontation starts
>mamas boy, can do no wrong in her eyes
Right
>uses odour as a first line of defence before the battle even begins, you smell him before you see him which elevants the intensity of his presence
>has been seen squatting 4 pla8 for reps, meaning he can almost squat his body weight, a commendable feat in and of itself regardless of what roid trannies will tell you
>roids, placing him in an automatic victory over anyone natural, which is the majority of the population
>has enough fighting knowledge to teach somebody with absolutely zero fighting experience how to beat another person with zero fighting experience at least once
>mother is in constant fear for her life knowing that Sam may come to visit at any moment
killing mommy killing MOMMYYYY
>has been seen squatting 4 pla8 for reps, meaning he can almost squat his body weight
I don't think Sam weighs 405 lbs
Twinks have to stay lean
Their little jaws won't show if they're about 15% bf
He would still look great if he got lean again
ITT zoomers learning that people get old
The guy on the right fricks a new 20 year old supermodel every weekend
He should be fricking stopped. Its disgusting.
I legit hope new laws come in because of him
Kek. Why do you care. Let the man live the good life
>t.hopeless man stuck with a old fat wife
Because it sends the wrong message. It shouldnt make him above the law.
Im sick of seeing predatory men take advantage of impressionable women, any man who dates with a bigger age gap than 5 should be shunned. Its also paedophilic.
Take your meds troony
Im watching you, paedophile, all your lot are the same, you want young women because they wont talk back or challenge you
The secret is finnasteride
No
Anyone who doesn't frick b***hes in their prime pretty boy phase is moronic
What if I never had that phase?
You did if you had cut down to 10% BF, see
>twink in middle school
>get attention from girls
>blow it bc no self esteem, hate myself for being small
>high school happens and suddenly I'm just a skinny shy loner
many such cases
Reminds me of my white goth woodshop friend in middle school that transformed over the summer into a Hispanic cholo in the oversized white shirt and jorts. What people will do for pussy. . .
pussy is the strongest drug
Total twink death.
He looks like Sam Hyde wtf
Men hit the wall too, the thing is it takes them to their fricking 40s or 50s while for women it's before the end of their 20s.
Most men hit the wall at 25 just like women.
>b-but I’m aging like a fine wine!
No you’re not
>b-but everyone says I look 21
They’re lying to you
Mens feminine beauty peaks around 15-20yo maybe 25yo max,It is a different kind of beauty,one that lacks strength, the same one women have but men start developing their masculine beauty at around that age, so a good mix of both is achieved around the 30s in a healthy fit individual and maxed out in their 40s and 50s but at that point few feminine beauty is left
LEONARDO moronO