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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    then so suicide is a guaranteed trip to hell?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't repent of sins after death and suicide is a major sin.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just seems like a dumb technicality. Like what if some old devoutly religious broad did a sinful and then went to church to repent, but was absolutely pulped by a bus on the way there. St. Paul is just going to turn her away after a whole life of being bibley? It seems that if god actually loved us he’d cut a homie a break instead of being like no, your homework was due before death’o’clock so you get the eternal hellfire. Like especially when the repentance for your sin is something like say sorry, give us money, and repeat a thing fifty times you wouldn’t think he’d make such a big deal out of it. Like god, you’re really being kind of a homosexual here.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, St. Peter would turn her away

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Take a slow acting poison, confess and get absolved before death, die, go to heaven

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isaiah says sins can be atoned for after death.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      To the israelite god. Absolutely. Most other gods probably too.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The israelites don't have hell

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell is not eternal, but he still shouldn't kill himself.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell is eternal, it's just that our can't comprehend the concept of infinity in this world

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not eternal, christ will save them at some point.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah yeah, i too saw the ayy shit add, now frick off

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What part of the lake of fire do you not understand?
            No such thing as purgatory, it's not found anywhere in the King James Bible(the true Bible).

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              christ is stronger than his father.

              seethe and cope.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farewell

      I don't believe in your false levantine god
      No, I'm not an atheist fedoratipper

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah dog, I’ve had a shitty week. Nothing is even that objectively wrong but it’s the human condition to suffer. It truly is. But that’s because we care, it’s in our nature. Apathy is unnatural its antithesis to our being, despite being an alluring idea apathetic people are the most miserable. What I’m getting at is if you’re suicidal because you’re sad it mean’s because there was something worth living for that maybe is gone or you don’t have right now but if you care enough to be miserable you should strive for it, even if it’s in small steps. If it’s because you have nothing to care about it’s still there somewhere it’s the human condition. Just find it in the little things. Buy a fish, start a project, if you’re throwing life away why not go meet people. Can’t be worse than throwing everything away. I’ve been there trust me and even in the bad days I’m glad I stopped and improved

    Tldr: You have everything to lose and nothing to gain from an heroing.

    Come, tell us what’s wrong OP

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    listen to this song in its entirety and i guarantee you won’t be suicidal afterwards

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    See you tomorrow, gay.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    see you tomorrow

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont do it
    Kill a politician, doctor or pfizer employee so you’ll go to heaven

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP quit being a homosexualty homosexual-von-frickboi and tell us what's wrong.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah dog, I’ve had a shitty week. Nothing is even that objectively wrong but it’s the human condition to suffer. It truly is. But that’s because we care, it’s in our nature. Apathy is unnatural its antithesis to our being, despite being an alluring idea apathetic people are the most miserable. What I’m getting at is if you’re suicidal because you’re sad it mean’s because there was something worth living for that maybe is gone or you don’t have right now but if you care enough to be miserable you should strive for it, even if it’s in small steps. If it’s because you have nothing to care about it’s still there somewhere it’s the human condition. Just find it in the little things. Buy a fish, start a project, if you’re throwing life away why not go meet people. Can’t be worse than throwing everything away. I’ve been there trust me and even in the bad days I’m glad I stopped and improved

      Tldr: You have everything to lose and nothing to gain from an heroing.

      Come, tell us what’s wrong OP

      OP here. I'm killing myself because it turns out I have HIV.

      I'm trans btw

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you plan on doing it?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trans
        >killing self
        >typical
        But in all seriousness anon don’t an hero. If you plan on killing yourself you probably think nothing matters and if nothing matters why not try to improve and if you don’t think nothing matters then you should definitely try to improve your life. You also can take more risks since you have nothing to lose since you plan on dying anyway, so why not enjoy that freedom first? Also don’t they have treatments for hiv now? Finally stop being a troon and don’t be a homosexual and spread hiv.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your service

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ boomers still think HIV is a death sentence
        LOL

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The HIV might not kill you, but the flu might after you've destroyed your immune system with immunosuppressants. And even if you don't die from a medical condition, the shame will kill you. The only people who aren't ashamed to have HIV are crack heads and bug-chasing homosexuals.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just need a short life time of drugs otherwise i die
          totally worth it

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, the trans is the death sentence.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It SHOULD be one

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you!

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you make it anon

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      a quote from someone who commited suicide lol

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't contradict himself

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. The fight was over so he killed himself. Seems in line with the quote

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            The suicide thing is a cope, he obviously escaped to south America and then later moved to Antarctica to avoid capture.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably. The body they claimed was Hitlers was later discovered to be that of a random woman, lmao

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing worth looking forward to in life, I feel so fricking trapped

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wolrd in the past few years really felt like this. these Black folk have us by the nuts

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/T0dikv9.jpg

        There is nothing worth looking forward to in life, I feel so fricking trapped

        These two. Feels helpless brehs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is nothing worth looking forward to in life
      You don’t believe this. That’s why it hurts so much. That’s how you know it’s real. Keep living, anon. You know the good life is out there. Maybe it can be yours. It’s worth a shot.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wolrd in the past few years really felt like this. these Black folk have us by the nuts

      [...]
      These two. Feels helpless brehs

      buy land
      start toiling the soil
      plant fruit trees
      get chickens
      depression no more

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you see the big man tell him you made it.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the gun doin

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here lies anon
    >he died doing what he loved
    >swallowing

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How’d you take that picture? And can you stream vids of your upcoming weight loss?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon don't have a nice day.
    Go see a functional medicine doctor.
    Also make sure you're going to Heaven:
    Christ Jesus died for your sins, was buried and resurrected the third day: this is the Gospel: believe the Gospel and God saves you right here and now, without works.
    >Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:
    John 11:25 KJV
    https://bible.com/bible/1/jhn.11.25.KJV

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bible thumper just can't help spreading his HIV-like religion everywhere
      It's so tiresome, hope lucifer buttfricks you

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I will continue to do what I can by the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ. Change your mind anon or beware lest this verse come upon you anon:
        >Behold, ye despisers, and wonder, and perish: for I work a work in your days, a work which ye shall in no wise believe, though a man declare it unto you.
        Acts 13:41 KJV
        https://bible.com/bible/1/act.13.41.KJV

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not stop lifting.
    If nothing in life matters, and nothing I do will ever amount to anything, then when I'm on my deathbed, I can tell myself, truthfully, that I really did try.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aim up you about to blow your jaw off.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't lift there, don't do it anon

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