Thanks to lifting, a woman out there somewhere is carrying my baby in her belly right this instant as we speak. My genes.

Thanks to lifting, a woman out there somewhere is carrying my baby in her belly right this instant as we speak. My genes. Frick bros.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    60-70% of men have children.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't shit on his moment you fricking homosexual jeez

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a kid in 2023 right before an economic collapse
    I'm sorry to hear that anon, now get back go that cage. You've got monthly child support payments on the way for the next 18 years. Kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not responsible for the child/on the hook for child support.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Waste of dubs
        Your son is going to be a criminal
        Or your daughter a prostitute
        Conrats ig

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks I am only going to have 1 (ONE) child through this method

          Holy motherfricking kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >right before an economic collapse
      Any day now, right, Chicken Little?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for you boomers to drop dead in the next 10 years. The plannet needs to cleanse itself and its a shame Covid didn't get more of you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you still need to pay child support after the economic collapse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single species on this planet procreates, it's the basic evolutionary requirement for a life form that wants to continue existing for a while.
    What I'm saying is, procreating is the least special act in the world. Dudes who are soifacing because they dumped half of their dna in some cooch are dancing to a billion year tune of thoughtless schopenhauerean will. Reject demiurge israelite, live for yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are living in the most unfavorable time to men ever. I find it to be an achievement.

      I cam basically frick off and do whatever now. Live as you say. Free and uninhibited. Also I didn't dump my seed into her per say. There was no sex involved.

      As per the grand scheme of things, why should I be the one to judge whether it's "le Demiurge" wanting me to procreate or not? What a psyop. Millions have done it before me. Breaking the cycle is a meme.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breaking the cycle is a meme
        t. still in the cycle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't have children you come back to the cycle because that's a built in evolutionary imperative inside of you moron

          You can never break out unless you've fulfilled it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you break the cycle by following it's instructions
            israelite moment

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >be forced to play a game with objectives that are designed to make you crave them
              >game ends
              >"frick. I didn't fulfill the objectives I wonder what it would be like to complete them just for once"
              >restart game
              >"wait. What was I supposed to do here? This game is unfair! I'm not gonna complete these stupid objectives!"
              >game ends
              >"maybe I should have completed the objectives. I'll try again just this once."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How you impregnate without seed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sperm donor

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Father of 3. It’s amazing. Truly surreal and makes you grow up realizing you’re responsible for another human. Congrats OP lemme know if you need some pointers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP isn't responsible for shit, he did everything right while you are kidcucked.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanks to lifting, a woman out there somewhere is carrying my baby in her belly right this instant as we speak
    Story?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    congrats! ignore those homosexuals, you've made it!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, I brought Life™ into this world. I can't wait for my Child™ to become a ...generic wagie, possibly troony, definitely a liberal?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you proud that there's another loser on the way?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you procreate, you're not a loser. Keep seething.

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