>that 25 year old DYEL who hasn't realized it's too late to make it.
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>that 25 year old DYEL who hasn't realized it's too late to make it.
>that 25 year old DYEL who hasn't realized it's too late to make it.
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25 IS too late. 30 is not. Will not explain.
t. 34
that is literally me, but I'm 32
I'm gonna make it and I'm gonna smash prime pussy
35 here, women have started miring and complimenting me by now but it's too late for me, I resent women and I don't like people. I only live for my dog since all of my family is dead and I have no friends. Will continue lifting though since I don't know what else I could do
Are you me?
This hits pretty close to home. I started lifting for girls, but now that I'm fit I don't even want the girls miring me. I just sit indoors mostly and go to the gym 5 days a week
mire yourself brah it's all you need
>started lifting for girls
>now at 27 my only options are single moms and hamplanets
>lift for myself
I got a date with some 5.5/10 tomorrow, I know it sounds cruel, but I'm just using this as practice. She's not mutt tier obese and we share interests, but she has a really fat face which reminds me of chris chan for some reason; also she said she's "baby crazy" which I take as a big red flag.
>I got a date with some 5.5/10 tomorrow, I know it sounds cruel
It is a bit cruel but don't feel bad about it, women use men all the time as literal free dinner tickets and don't feel a shred of remorse.
Don't feel bad about it. If I didn't hate women I would do the same. But even spending one hour one on one with a woman is annoying to me
>now at 27 my only options are single moms and hamplanets
move to the city
teenage girls love them dilf dicks, shoot your shot my bro. (If oyu have a nice face, if not get surgery and slay teenage pussy)
I don't like women
of course, this only applies if you aren't fat and/or bald, if you are either it's over
>I only live for my dog
based, dogs know true love unlike women
>35, DYEL, NEET, no friends, no desires outside of living a quiet life
>have all the time in the world to work on perfecting my body and health
why the frick wouldn't i try?
how do you buy food
tendy delivery
but how do you get money to pay for it?
if you have real autism the govt gives you a little allowance and there are even moron helpers
Government literally robs people who work at gunpoint in order to feed Black folk, neets and dysgenic morons
He's probably a wellfare leech
>35, DYEL, NEET, no friends
How the frick does this happen?
idk being in society for me feels the same as a prey animal would in a snake pit. plus there's Black folk
This guy started at 25, has bad genetics, and suffered from a congenital illness.
Demoralization threads are only posted by fats.
He looks like a Skyrim npc
They're posted by ugly troons. They might be fat but they're definitely troons.
Can confirm
Did 60 (2x3x10) hindu push ups a days 3 times a week during ONE week and became a totally different person.
Just lift for yourself and not for prostitutes of any kind.
If you have a girl ensure youre able to lift her
The dude went from "oh my God no" to "damn, a solid unit"
>I used to be DYEL like you... then I took an arrow to the outer buttcheek
Dude looks solid
holy shit he looked like a middle schooler at 25
1/2/3/4 is a meme. Instead aim for
1x/2x/2.5x/3x as bw multipliers. If you can't hit at least one of these then you're fat or dyel. If you can't hit all of these you haven't made it
>1x/2x/2.5x/3x bw multiplies
even bigger meme, I would have to be 0.1% athlete to achieve that
Or slim down fatty
tell me you are manlet without telling me
I'm just tall, I'm 210lbs at 6'6, which is normal, but OHPing 210lbs would made me elite lifter
You're saying you can't hit any of those milestones? Coping. So if you're not fat, then you're dyel.
yeah, I'm dyel and proud
80kg OHP is a pretty tall order unless you're juicing hard.
I 3x5 72kg and I train OHP once a week.
Stop being weak.
you know how I know you’re a DYEL?
Thanks for catching my typo. It should be
>1.5x/2x/2.5x/3x bw
yep go fricking have a nice day
Cope dyel queer. You just need to hit one of the four lifts.
and that’s for 1.4x
so basically if you haven’t lifted for 6-7 years and you’re not in the top 2-3% of lifters, you’re dyel
Have you tried going outside?
If you're not elite you didn't make it.
If you can't hit elite in at least one lift, you're a DYEL sissy
post lifts now you fricking larper
1.3x OHP (no bully)
2.1x bench
2.8x squat
3.4x deadlift
Nice, now post body with timestamp
Here is how we know that you're either a turbo manlet asiatic antcel and/or just a dyel LARPer:
A normal height man at 180-200lbs needs to strict press beyond 3pl8 to hit your moronic arbitrary multipliers.
honestly you’re fuel of you can’t lift 2.5x/3.5x/5x/7x
see how easy that is?
All of these are assuming you're a 5'2" manlet
Assume whatever you want to help you cope.
>1/2/3/4 is a meme
>you should lift 2/3.5/4.5/5.5
Based moron
soooooo a 200 lbs. man should bench press 400? dyel, brah?
If you weigh 135lbs, the ohp and deadlift weights stay the same. It needs to be 1x/1⅔x/2⅓x/3x for it to be identical to 1/2/3/4 at 135lbs.
>that pic
I mean, I do live with my mom to take care of her. I have a small home I built on our family farm. My grandmother and aunt and mother all live on the property too. I manage the farm and work a full time job. All of them have cancer, so I do all the house chores I can for them. I take them to chemo and other doctor appointments. I do all the food shopping.
When they all pass, I inherit a property worth over $1mil. I get a big house, and I have 3 other units on the property to rent out so I can stop working.
I've never had trouble getting girls because of this circumstance. In fact most women swoon when they learn that I am taking care of the women in my life as they get sick and near their deaths. I have my own small unit I live in, so I have privacy, and I am living on one side of my 30 acre property while my mom/aunt/grandma live on the other side. I have more privacy and a larger yard than most people. You live closer to complete strangers than I do to my family.
I dont get why this would be seen as shameful. Thats just a israeli narrative pushed to break up families and prevent generational wealth.
oh my God no one fricking cares you queer
FPSKyle/FPSRussia got shredded at 37 and he was average all his life tho.
he roided
damn honestly I didn't realize he was that old already
I'm Indian I was never going to make it with women.
Brad was 36 or so in fight club.
>be me, 34
>started lifting at 29
>now happily married
>wife is a doctor who makes 5x what i do
>cheat on her frequently with young bawds
living the dream
>happily married
>cheats
??
i am truly in love with her but a man's got needs
You're a fricking idiot and a piece of shit.
in similar position. I work for Amazon (LOL) and i have a gf who works in the hospital who makes more than me and also cheat on her with 18-19 year old bawds. I love her to death but i need to frick younger women.
>cheating on your sugar mama
Anon you fricking idiot
homosexual.
I'm 25 and I hit it off with a 16 year old at my gym
Since learning she is 16 I deliberately pretend she doesn't exist. Not to mention she's only at the gym when her brother is there so I'm really not interested in wading thru that kinda bullshit.
The male has found a breeding partner to carry on his lineage. Oh.. oh look at this, the weak male stands down and whimpers away when a stronger male enters the vicinity... observe how the beta male crawls back to his basement and post about his experience on IST
Interesting read on a situation where the anon mentioned that the girl is UNDERAGED
>16 is underaged
What kind of urban shithole are you in? In most of the western world including Canada and the USA, 16 is legal age of consent moron.
> t. someone who has never been to western world
Not gonna lie you got to me with this reply. I even went to the gym when I said I wasn't to prove you wrong and she isn't here. I'm posting this from PF. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME I DONT EVEN WANT TO DEAL WITH A 16 YEAR OLD.
if you're not bald or literally deformed then it's not too late to make it until you're like 40. if you are then it's too late as soon as you started balding sorry no refunds
Would be a nice design if not a fricking moron wrote it.
I looked 12 at 18, now I'm 32 and I look mid 20s.
In a stable relationship with a 6-figure job, but the attention I get now is unreal.
> workout once after you turn 30
Congratulations you're in the top 1% of fitness for your age bracket
workout is a noun, you mean work out.
Man, I miss the fighting spirit of old IST. The never-give-up attitude. We should be lifting each other up, not tearing each other down. Give your head a shake, OP. This is shameful content.
is over there, homosexual.
>Tfw made it before I ever got IST
>Now I just want to get IST so my wife can watche frick other women and flick her bean while I do it
Don't hate the player hate the game.
Oh my god I am demoralized
It finally happened
You did it
My herculean willpower has finally been eroded through countless greentexts and infographics and now I will never do anything again
Curse you anon, curse you
Actually nah it's bench day think I'ma go to the gym you should try it sometime OP
My life ended at 16. I'm 24 now and all I do all day is goon and await death. It is what it is
Is it you OP?
Yes, it's you.
>39 years old
>did 40 pushups
No need to lift again. Lifting is for people who are vain or don't lift heavy enough when they do. You are no different than a woman who gets bogged it's not your natural physique and is lying to potential mates.
is 25 actually too late to make it bros?
t. 26 year old lifting for 2 months
No, not even 40 is too late to make it IF you have the time to invest. For IST clientele this is rarely a problem
And to spell it out Make it = Be lean or buff enough to mog most everyone around you
not at all. Putting on 10 lbs after working out did wonders for me in terms of appearance and strength. Some people here will be buttholes regardless, but i went from 110 to 120 lbs. im 5'5 so it started to look good on me. I worked good on my shoulders and chest. Stands out a lot better. Once I get back into the groove again ill be focusing on legs and back this time. It gets harder as we age man, but it doesn't mean it's worthless to do so. 70 year olds sometimes start lifting weights for the first time. Need to keep it going man.
>25 in a month
Shit shit shit shit shit. Gotta get swole, find a girlfriend, have kids, have a divorce, get remarried, and die before then or my life is over.
>he’s not on his third marriage yet
It’s already over
this but unironically, life passes you by fast and if you miss the boat it isn't coming back
>he's resigned himself to the laws of mortality and won't try to cheat death as a frick you to God's design
The boat won't come for (You)
This but with my grandparents and great grandparents. I bought the house when my grand parents retired and my great grandparents got kicked out of theirs, seemed like everything happened at once. I generally “go for” girls my age or a few years older, since I look way older than I am and younger girls avoid me. I try not to look at other people unless they’re juicy motherfrickers for motivation.
>t 24 and ngmi
At least I'm not that
I get no attention from b***hes tho
I recently turned 26 and I literally am probably not gonna make it but I wish I could but like it's probably not happening so yeah there is that.
If girls don't like in way you are - they won't like even if you lift. You can make yourself to be more confident so you can act on that interest. And you can change kind of girls that like you. But that's all you can do.
So you have to solve more important issues than lack of muscles.
What is the logical conclusion of someone who thinks that it's "too late"? What? Do they just sit around and cry for the last 40 years of their life? I genuinely don't get the mentality of these people.
Gents I have to ask.
Have I made it?
I’m married, I have a son, and a house. I’m going to college this fall after leaving a ten year military career, with full benefits and a shit ton of disability.
I love the little guy so much, being a father is the greatest calling a man can have.
Maybe he’ll turn out trans
Then you won’t have made it
it should be legal to kill any males that aren't white and/or younger than 32