I don't have much of a sense of humor, unless it's dark or inappropriate. I don't ever make jokes really when talking to women unless I've known them for years
I don't have much of a sense of humor, unless it's dark or inappropriate. I don't ever make jokes really when talking to women unless I've known them for years
Just joke about homosexuals, they're the lowest of the low and even women struggle with pretending to not be disgusted them. Make like a goal to make her say the word homosexual
Where's the joke? Talking to women is the most difficult thing in this life
https://i.imgur.com/MZF3jKm.jpg
>that guy "battling demons" at the gym >he just can't talk to girls
>be normal autist just generally a little shy around people, get nervous when asking girl out but no issue stalking to them, no major eye contact problems >start trying to get laid, sperg out hard, finally get laid start dating some girls shit goes well, eventually get GF >bpd puts her hands on me tells people I beat her gaslights me to brink of insanity etc etc you know the classic story >ends year later >new co worker at job starts, looks neat identical to her >been 3 months since the breakup, end up alone in same room as her so introduce self to avoid awkward feeling >she clings to me, no one else has talked to her, from that moment on is all up my ass despite working different areas >always coming by to get a pen then lingers to talk, grabs my arms generally very touchy with me >begins begging me to take lunch with her, then begging me to hang outside of work >thunderstorm one night >tells me she takes the bus and begs for a ride home, do it >end up hanging and kissing in her apartment, tells me she wants to stop so I do, hang for a bit, leave >tells everyone I raped her >harassed and bullied at this job daily until I quit >terrified of women now >female friends I had before I can’t even interact with, same with bros GFs who I’ve known for years >no one understands what’s really going on, think I’m just creepy >results in handful of other shitty situations reinstates that fear >so bad it’s like this with all women it’s not even sexual, doesn’t matter if attracted to them or not, like this with my family too
I wish I wasn’t like this. It’s not fair. I was so close to being normal. Despite this I still somehow stumbled my way into pussy with this issue. Imagine that, can’t eye contact, HR shoots to instant 150bpm interacting with women if I’m lucky usually more like 180-200bpm, and despite all odds I still got laid without meaning to. This is like some kind of sick joke.
Maybe you should stop beating and raping women and you wouldn't have these problems
I feel like I should just start. Like if it happens again I may as well actually do it at that point. 50% joking. I used to never understand that Mike Tyson clip where he speaks on going to jail for his false accusation but I get it now.
Rape her for real
Above
>I DID NOT HIT HER THAT'S BULLSHIT >THE OTHER GIRL I DIDN'T RAPE HER SHE WAS BEGGING FOR IT
lmao based insane abuser
It’s so fricking bizarre that I had this happen at all not to say TWICE so close. I can’t even tell anyone because no shit they’ll think “yeah okay dude twice I’m sure you didn’t do that” I just have to accept that this shit happened and somehow move on from it. I can’t imagine meeting a woman I like and telling her this happened twice. The whole thing had me so paranoid I used to actually believe the coworker was a family member of the ex who she sent to get a job at my job and do this. It’s just so fricking bizarre to me.
>99% rejection rate >friendzone >social media >high expectations >Women want the top 1% guy
I want to be with a woman but over the past few years I've realized that it's nearly impossible. I'm in my early 20s, living on my own, have a dead end job, go to the gym, not morbidly obese, 6 foot tall, etc. But I've accepted that a girlfriend is pretty much unobtainable
Let me guess you watch redpill/manosphere videos week in and week out.
You're so terrified of rejection that you don't even bother to approach a woman at all, even for casual conversation?
Stop glorifying pussy so much and accept you'll get rejected here and there when you shoot your shot. It's not life or death dude, jfc...
>Women are warm and friendly in general
As someone who spent his early 20's working in the service industry this is absolutely untrue.
you just...talk to them....
>accept you'll get rejected here and there
Not "here and there" but 100% of the time.
At some you just have to accept reality
Yes and literally nothing happens unless you're tall/attractive.
Yeah I do watch red pill stuff, used to watch it all day long every day for months. Talking to women is terrifying man, I feel like death when I get rejected and it's awful. Why not just fap and not waste time trying to get a gf when I only ever get rejected anyways
>99% rejection rate >friendzone >social media >high expectations >Women want the top 1% guy
I want to be with a woman but over the past few years I've realized that it's nearly impossible. I'm in my early 20s, living on my own, have a dead end job, go to the gym, not morbidly obese, 6 foot tall, etc. But I've accepted that a girlfriend is pretty much unobtainable
>Women are warm and friendly in general
that can't be
>Women are warm and friendly in general
lol, lmao
>Women are warm and friendly in general
As someone who spent his early 20's working in the service industry this is absolutely untrue.
It's true if you don't watch porn and see women as they are. Don't take them too seriously but give them respect for persevering through life as physically inferior humans.
Erm Black person, redpill folk would encourage anon to ask out/interact with women more, or to work harder be with women (with money looksmaxxing or other such stuff), blackpill people would say such things as >>99% rejection rate
media >>high expectations
want the top 1% guy
Silly billy
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[...] >be normal autist just generally a little shy around people, get nervous when asking girl out but no issue stalking to them, no major eye contact problems >start trying to get laid, sperg out hard, finally get laid start dating some girls shit goes well, eventually get GF >bpd puts her hands on me tells people I beat her gaslights me to brink of insanity etc etc you know the classic story >ends year later >new co worker at job starts, looks neat identical to her >been 3 months since the breakup, end up alone in same room as her so introduce self to avoid awkward feeling >she clings to me, no one else has talked to her, from that moment on is all up my ass despite working different areas >always coming by to get a pen then lingers to talk, grabs my arms generally very touchy with me >begins begging me to take lunch with her, then begging me to hang outside of work >thunderstorm one night >tells me she takes the bus and begs for a ride home, do it >end up hanging and kissing in her apartment, tells me she wants to stop so I do, hang for a bit, leave >tells everyone I raped her >harassed and bullied at this job daily until I quit >terrified of women now >female friends I had before I can’t even interact with, same with bros GFs who I’ve known for years >no one understands what’s really going on, think I’m just creepy >results in handful of other shitty situations reinstates that fear >so bad it’s like this with all women it’s not even sexual, doesn’t matter if attracted to them or not, like this with my family too
I wish I wasn’t like this. It’s not fair. I was so close to being normal. Despite this I still somehow stumbled my way into pussy with this issue. Imagine that, can’t eye contact, HR shoots to instant 150bpm interacting with women if I’m lucky usually more like 180-200bpm, and despite all odds I still got laid without meaning to. This is like some kind of sick joke.
Yes and literally nothing happens unless you're tall/attractive.
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Yeah I do watch red pill stuff, used to watch it all day long every day for months. Talking to women is terrifying man, I feel like death when I get rejected and it's awful. Why not just fap and not waste time trying to get a gf when I only ever get rejected anyways
https://i.imgur.com/H1Spplz.jpg
>zoomer got asked by a girl at the gym how many sets he had left >comes home after benching 40 lbs >makes this post thinking he can now talk to girls and he's better than every other moron at the gym
why are zoomers like this?
>99% rejection rate >friendzone >social media >high expectations >Women want the top 1% guy
I want to be with a woman but over the past few years I've realized that it's nearly impossible. I'm in my early 20s, living on my own, have a dead end job, go to the gym, not morbidly obese, 6 foot tall, etc. But I've accepted that a girlfriend is pretty much unobtainable
>yeah bro I'm fighting demons >I'm in my villain arc >I'm suffering like my favorite anime character >why? >because I'm scared of talking to women/got broken up with
Lmao, you're not battling demons guys, you're just big pussies, OP mocked you once and you all came out of the woodwork.
EEEllioot?
Is that you?
Nah just kidding I feel the same way.
But the natural order of society has been inverted with feminism.
Like I always get the feeling that woman are gifted with 10x stronger social skills then men, but it's still on men to swoon them smoothtalking? Like why do woman expect this, even for STEM autists. Kind of a fricked up system.
>Women should be the ones talking to ME, not the other way around
Why? You're the one who wants them, so show them what you got. If you can't, oh well.
The biggest problem is that dudes respect women way too much. Just see her like a little dummie. No matter what you say to her, what can she possibly do to you? She is weak and dumb.
The worst thing that can happen is that nothing happens.
This is the biggest redpill. Literally just treat women (unless it's your own mother or the Mother of God) as you'd treat your bratty little sister that needs to get a spank once in a while.
>guy who has never talked to a girl, let alone had a gf, let alone been married worrying about divorce
One of my favorite copes.
Like a guy who will never be near the ocean but convinced he'll die being eaten by a shark one day.
Nah he's right. I've been in a few relationships and currently 2 years together with a very sweet woman, but I'd never marry any of them. Every woman has that part where she can go absolutely insane and go scorched earth on you, they are just built that way. Especially slav women.
If you get married nowadays, you might as well also get a forehead tattoo that says "moron".
>Every woman has that part where she can go absolutely insane and go scorched earth on you
so true. I don't know what the frick kind of joke God was going for, but it's not funny
Been told many times by females how funny I am, yet it's never done me the slightest bit of good with regards to getting a date with them.
Also have to guard against becoming a clown for them which they'll happily let you do.
>talking to girls
FYI this is a meme. Girls don't want you to talk to them. I've always been great at talking to girls but I wasn't good at aggressively pushing things along physically. I could spend 3 hours having a great conversation with a girl where she was super engaged and interested and she thought I was funny, and then she'd go frick some guy who barely said 2 words to her. People really let feminism and Hollywood warp their view of relationships and think the roles are the opposite of what they actually are. In reality, men are the ones who care about conversations and want to form strong mental connections. Women are all physical and just want a dominant guy to frick her silly.
t. Late bloomer who finally became a sex haver once I spent less time talking to women and more time making physical moves on them.
omg this, they literally don't give a frick what you say to them. They barely pay attention to what you say too, as long you vibing, you gotta escalate. Goddamn it, i've missed out on so many chances cus I was autistic as frick.
>zoomer got asked by a girl at the gym how many sets he had left >comes home after benching 40 lbs >makes this post thinking he can now talk to girls and he's better than every other moron at the gym
why are zoomers like this?
The only chick I had a crush on was a cum dumpster and I still think about it. It's worse when I can't make myself feel attraction for anyone else. I met so many hotties and I mean 10/10s, not like the low quality shit I see posted here, but my primal side didn't make me want them. Even the ones with my perfect personality type. Even when I dated one for months and tried to brainwash myself to fall in love. I just couldn't feel shit for them despite trying to brute force it. Had women approach me throughout my life, but I still can only think about one specifically that is a fake christian (she posts christian quotes, but how the frick are you going to tell me you're christian with a double digit body count??).
Where's the joke? Talking to women is the most difficult thing in this life
Its not. Just smile and make a joke. Women are warm and friendly in general
I don't have much of a sense of humor, unless it's dark or inappropriate. I don't ever make jokes really when talking to women unless I've known them for years
That's your problem
>unless it's dark or inappropriate
saying "Black person" and "tnd" isn't all that funny irl, try to branch out into normieland
You sound like a homosexual ngl
If you’re attractive lol
I am
Lol no they like men
>Women are warm and friendly in general
They'll stab you right in the heart with that warm smile on their pretty faces though
literally as easy as this
Just joke about homosexuals, they're the lowest of the low and even women struggle with pretending to not be disgusted them. Make like a goal to make her say the word homosexual
>even women struggle with pretending to not be disgusted them.
most women are too woke to openly admit this
that's the entire point, it's so ridiculously frowned upon that it loops back and becomes the funniest shit ever
>Just joke about homosexuals
homosexuals have it so easy, they don't have to deal with you monsters haha
breasts or gtfo
homie, women gravitate towards homosexuals. Pick any homosexual and he'll have a whole herd of female friends
>Women are warm and friendly in general
that can't be
Maybe in Europe
>Women are warm and friendly in general
lol, lmao
>be normal autist just generally a little shy around people, get nervous when asking girl out but no issue stalking to them, no major eye contact problems
>start trying to get laid, sperg out hard, finally get laid start dating some girls shit goes well, eventually get GF
>bpd puts her hands on me tells people I beat her gaslights me to brink of insanity etc etc you know the classic story
>ends year later
>new co worker at job starts, looks neat identical to her
>been 3 months since the breakup, end up alone in same room as her so introduce self to avoid awkward feeling
>she clings to me, no one else has talked to her, from that moment on is all up my ass despite working different areas
>always coming by to get a pen then lingers to talk, grabs my arms generally very touchy with me
>begins begging me to take lunch with her, then begging me to hang outside of work
>thunderstorm one night
>tells me she takes the bus and begs for a ride home, do it
>end up hanging and kissing in her apartment, tells me she wants to stop so I do, hang for a bit, leave
>tells everyone I raped her
>harassed and bullied at this job daily until I quit
>terrified of women now
>female friends I had before I can’t even interact with, same with bros GFs who I’ve known for years
>no one understands what’s really going on, think I’m just creepy
>results in handful of other shitty situations reinstates that fear
>so bad it’s like this with all women it’s not even sexual, doesn’t matter if attracted to them or not, like this with my family too
I wish I wasn’t like this. It’s not fair. I was so close to being normal. Despite this I still somehow stumbled my way into pussy with this issue. Imagine that, can’t eye contact, HR shoots to instant 150bpm interacting with women if I’m lucky usually more like 180-200bpm, and despite all odds I still got laid without meaning to. This is like some kind of sick joke.
NO ISSUES TALKING TO*** not stalking wow that doesn’t help me lmfao
>but no issue stalking to them
Just a freudian slip I'm sure.
Definitely doesn’t help me lmfao
I feel like I should just start. Like if it happens again I may as well actually do it at that point. 50% joking. I used to never understand that Mike Tyson clip where he speaks on going to jail for his false accusation but I get it now.
Above
It’s so fricking bizarre that I had this happen at all not to say TWICE so close. I can’t even tell anyone because no shit they’ll think “yeah okay dude twice I’m sure you didn’t do that” I just have to accept that this shit happened and somehow move on from it. I can’t imagine meeting a woman I like and telling her this happened twice. The whole thing had me so paranoid I used to actually believe the coworker was a family member of the ex who she sent to get a job at my job and do this. It’s just so fricking bizarre to me.
Maybe you should stop beating and raping women and you wouldn't have these problems
Rape her for real
not reading your blogpost
>I DID NOT HIT HER THAT'S BULLSHIT
>THE OTHER GIRL I DIDN'T RAPE HER SHE WAS BEGGING FOR IT
lmao based insane abuser
>Women are warm and friendly in general
As someone who spent his early 20's working in the service industry this is absolutely untrue.
lol what? how?
>99% rejection rate
>friendzone
>social media
>high expectations
>Women want the top 1% guy
I want to be with a woman but over the past few years I've realized that it's nearly impossible. I'm in my early 20s, living on my own, have a dead end job, go to the gym, not morbidly obese, 6 foot tall, etc. But I've accepted that a girlfriend is pretty much unobtainable
Let me guess you watch redpill/manosphere videos week in and week out.
You're so terrified of rejection that you don't even bother to approach a woman at all, even for casual conversation?
Stop glorifying pussy so much and accept you'll get rejected here and there when you shoot your shot. It's not life or death dude, jfc...
>accept you'll get rejected here and there
Not "here and there" but 100% of the time.
At some you just have to accept reality
Yeah I do watch red pill stuff, used to watch it all day long every day for months. Talking to women is terrifying man, I feel like death when I get rejected and it's awful. Why not just fap and not waste time trying to get a gf when I only ever get rejected anyways
Shut up homosexual.
It's true if you don't watch porn and see women as they are. Don't take them too seriously but give them respect for persevering through life as physically inferior humans.
Erm Black person, redpill folk would encourage anon to ask out/interact with women more, or to work harder be with women (with money looksmaxxing or other such stuff), blackpill people would say such things as
>>99% rejection rate
media
>>high expectations
want the top 1% guy
Silly billy
you just...talk to them....
Yes and literally nothing happens unless you're tall/attractive.
>yeah bro I'm fighting demons
>I'm in my villain arc
>I'm suffering like my favorite anime character
>why?
>because I'm scared of talking to women/got broken up with
Lmao, you're not battling demons guys, you're just big pussies, OP mocked you once and you all came out of the woodwork.
Frick off, why do I have to chase women like some desperate simp
Women should be the ones talking to ME, not the other way around
EEEllioot?
Is that you?
Nah just kidding I feel the same way.
But the natural order of society has been inverted with feminism.
Like I always get the feeling that woman are gifted with 10x stronger social skills then men, but it's still on men to swoon them smoothtalking? Like why do woman expect this, even for STEM autists. Kind of a fricked up system.
>Women should be the ones talking to ME, not the other way around
Why? You're the one who wants them, so show them what you got. If you can't, oh well.
No one can talk to girls in cocoon mode that's why it's called cocoon mode
homies be in cocoon mode until they 50 and shit
>battling demons
It's literally the gayest US "saying" or metaphor I know
t.EU
Are you telling me people say this unironically?
I don't know, but I've read it often here. I hope it is only ironic.
oh shit you just exposed me anon
The biggest problem is that dudes respect women way too much. Just see her like a little dummie. No matter what you say to her, what can she possibly do to you? She is weak and dumb.
The worst thing that can happen is that nothing happens.
This is the biggest redpill. Literally just treat women (unless it's your own mother or the Mother of God) as you'd treat your bratty little sister that needs to get a spank once in a while.
>bro, just chase after a moron that is entitled to half your shit if you divorce
lolno.
>GETTING MARRIED VIA THE GOVERMENT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>guy who has never talked to a girl, let alone had a gf, let alone been married worrying about divorce
One of my favorite copes.
Like a guy who will never be near the ocean but convinced he'll die being eaten by a shark one day.
Nah he's right. I've been in a few relationships and currently 2 years together with a very sweet woman, but I'd never marry any of them. Every woman has that part where she can go absolutely insane and go scorched earth on you, they are just built that way. Especially slav women.
If you get married nowadays, you might as well also get a forehead tattoo that says "moron".
>Every woman has that part where she can go absolutely insane and go scorched earth on you
so true. I don't know what the frick kind of joke God was going for, but it's not funny
I respect women so much that I don't even look in their general direction
out of respect i ghost every women i meet saving her and i the trouble of becoming friends, fricking, then ghosting her after that.
Been told many times by females how funny I am, yet it's never done me the slightest bit of good with regards to getting a date with them.
Also have to guard against becoming a clown for them which they'll happily let you do.
I have no problems talking with women, the issue is getting anywhere past mere talking
I TALKED TO A WOMAN ONCE BUT SHE RUN AWAY
I hate women so much it's unreal bros.
I understand bro
>guy says hes fighting his demons in the gym
>his demons = he broke up with his girlfriend in high school
>talking to girls
FYI this is a meme. Girls don't want you to talk to them. I've always been great at talking to girls but I wasn't good at aggressively pushing things along physically. I could spend 3 hours having a great conversation with a girl where she was super engaged and interested and she thought I was funny, and then she'd go frick some guy who barely said 2 words to her. People really let feminism and Hollywood warp their view of relationships and think the roles are the opposite of what they actually are. In reality, men are the ones who care about conversations and want to form strong mental connections. Women are all physical and just want a dominant guy to frick her silly.
t. Late bloomer who finally became a sex haver once I spent less time talking to women and more time making physical moves on them.
omg this, they literally don't give a frick what you say to them. They barely pay attention to what you say too, as long you vibing, you gotta escalate. Goddamn it, i've missed out on so many chances cus I was autistic as frick.
>zoomer got asked by a girl at the gym how many sets he had left
>comes home after benching 40 lbs
>makes this post thinking he can now talk to girls and he's better than every other moron at the gym
why are zoomers like this?
The only chick I had a crush on was a cum dumpster and I still think about it. It's worse when I can't make myself feel attraction for anyone else. I met so many hotties and I mean 10/10s, not like the low quality shit I see posted here, but my primal side didn't make me want them. Even the ones with my perfect personality type. Even when I dated one for months and tried to brainwash myself to fall in love. I just couldn't feel shit for them despite trying to brute force it. Had women approach me throughout my life, but I still can only think about one specifically that is a fake christian (she posts christian quotes, but how the frick are you going to tell me you're christian with a double digit body count??).