>that middle aged boomer that moans between reps
>that middle aged boomer that egolifts
>that middle aged boomer that uses three different machines at the same time
Why are 30-50 year old gym goers the worst?
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Leave me alone. My body is in pain and tired all the time. It will happen to you too someday.
>30 years is middle aged boomer
feels like zoomers are pushing the beginning of adulthood ever lower.
What is it now? 15? It has to be if 30 is middle age
It's IST lingo newbie
>My body is in pain and tired all the time. It will happen to you too someday.
Dude I'm 34 and you're the reason this agegroup gets shit on. You're a whiny baby.
>that middle aged boomer that tricked me into sucking dick in the sauna
I wish that was me
>tricked
He took the 20 bucks, he knew what he was doing
thats me except the third greentext
You haven't answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
Anyone under the age of 44-45 is a millennial you fricking related. You probably also look like shit.
>>that middle aged boomer that moans between reps
you didn't hear anything
>that consumed-skinny zoomer who does "superseries" on 5 different machines at the same time with 5 kg per machine
>he thinks he can give advice to stronger people
>he usually spends 20 mins at the same machine when hes not doing "super series"
Zoomers should have their own hours at the gym so the rest of the world doesnt have to deql with them.
Boomers are more annoying
Zoomers stick to themselves usually
>zoomers stick to themselves
This is true well beyond the gym. The most socially inept generation ever.
>itt zoomers who dont know they are gonna bald yet
>Be me in 2021
>be 29
>hate boomers with passion
>hang out with zoomers only
>have my hair so im youthful
>Two years later to today
>Turn 31
>kept the gains i had in my 20's
>zoomers still respect me
>boomers who bullied me in the past now hate me
>realize myself that im a boomer now
>hate myself and keep quiet at the gym
>realize my prime is over
>i hear the convos of boomers coping saying they still feel like 25
Listen here lil zoomies, this is your prime right now. Don't fall for the monk mode/sigma shit and go out now and conquer the world. Life ends at 30 and everything is a cope after that.
Thanks for reading my blogpost but im depressed af today and had to rumble.
>I'm a depressed homosexual so everyone else must be
Best case this is zoom zoom bait
Worst case you should have a nice day. NOW.
>t. Coping boomer
The bigger question is why the frick has the term boomer lost all meaning? Do people not know what a baby boomer is anymore? 30-50yo aren’t fricking boomers.
Because it's just a standard insult now. Kind of like how you call someone moronic even if they aren't.
That’s dumb reasoning, even for a zoomer. Literal morons repeating a term without knowing what it means doesn’t result in the redefinition of a word.
That is in fact one of the ways words change meaning over time, homosexual.
So moron doesn’t mean moron anymore, boy-lover?
Unfortunately, it's the result of people (especially young people) not caring what words actually mean and carelessly misusing them until they no longer have their original meaning.
is a prime example of a moron who thinks any change in language is valid because "words change meaning over time, bro". As if it's just some ethereal force and not the result of human beings making choices. He's simply dumbing down the language with his own intellectual laziness. This is also related to the way zoomies bastardize English by listening to Black personrap and adopting Black folkpeak. They genuinely don't see a problem with actively destroying the English language.
>Boomers get blamed for everything
>most peopled bosses these days are Gen X as the very end up boomers are all mid 60s now
>uses 3machines at once
Yeah ok homosexual. Do 1 low effort set them spend 5 minutes scrolling tiktok like a woman.
Why are zoomers like this? Like, homie, you at the gym, how are you not even sweating?
I sweat when I only use one machine, do you now go until failure?
>that middle aged boomer curling in between his bench press sets
there was a 60+ year old man at my gym who was letting cartoonish groans during his reps on seated row machine.
>yeooouuch
>oooooof
>aiiiieee
>ooooooh
Many such cases
>be me
> a millennial gym enjoyer
>I do a workout that nobody does in the gy.
>suddenly all zoomers are doing it
>now I can't do it because the spot is always full
>Split it into two workouts and super set to hit the muscles I want
>zoomers who goes to the gym to observe people and shitpost on his phone focus on me
>now I'm a boomer
Many such cases, nothing personal kid