>that smell when you haven't washed your protein shaker in days
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>that smell when you haven't washed your protein shaker in days
>that smell when you haven't washed your protein shaker in days
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I wonder what vegana smells like
like sourdough
most of the time doesn't smell at all. sometimes it can smell a little like my balls if you catch them unprepared, i kinda like that smell and i sniff my balls all the time. warm, a little musky and a little sweaty. smells nice. much more subtle, tho.
but i've never smelled any funky veganas, and i've smelled 54 veganas and 2 feminine benises in my life.
AMA
Will I get laid soon?
absolutely you will anon, keep hitting the weights
Tell me about the feminine benises
they were 2 traps i hooked up with on tinder.
one of them was a legit fashion model with some mild international fame. not gonna name >her, just gonna say i'm bummed out i couldn't tell my friends because they all recognize the name, local b-list celebrity of sorts. >she has a few campaigns and was in vogue and shit, so you can imagine it was hot.
the other one (was actually the first) was some tourist from philipines if i remember correctly. cute, passable. don't have much to say beyond that.
with both i felt kinda gross afterwards so i'm probably not doing it again, but i also don't regret it, fun experience. i prefer w*men
>yeah mindless lust and adultery is cool lol
>too bad I couldn't get an ego boost by telling my friends
We live in degenerate times that this is considered normal or even good. Sin corrupts us but there is hope for us all to return to the divine if we so desire it
nice opinion, post body
No... Maybe if we were in person. I'm not overweight if that's your concern and I'm a firefighter with a mid-bigger build... Anyway that's enough, thank you
>maybe if we were in person
Don’t do it anon he’s trying to gay rape you.
They hated him because he spoke the truth
I also meant smell, what do feminine benises smell like?
i don’t remember taking a good whiff, sorry curious anon. i just let them suck me then stuck it in their butts
don’t care
you should. Everything that ever happens in the universe is recorded in a big, metaphysical book, and that includes your homosexual experiences. They're a permanent part of reality.
i don’t remember asking you + i don’t care
kek that actually wasn’t me but i completely agree with the anon who replied + you’re wrong
you should. Everything that ever happens in the universe is recorded in a big, metaphysical book, and that includes your homosexual experiences. They're a permanent part of reality.
You ought to. Your homosexual experiences are included in a large, metaphysical book that contains all of the universe's history. They are an enduring component of reality.
homie u having a stroke?
well too bad they didn’t also record it in metaphysical video because that shit was hot.
very hot and very, completely, 100% gay
and?
And nothing. I just find it funny you're trying to brag about your homosexual encounters. Like... what? You're a homo.
that’s right, i’m gonna brag about having lots of depraved sex. life is fun. keep reading about it
>i’m gonna brag about having lots of depraved sex
with men, bro
you know you're a homosexual, right?
What does it taste like? I want to eat the kitty
more or less like precum, but more feminine
Fish market during summer
i've been to an open air fish market in Cambodia (no refrigeration) and i've never smelled anything so foul in my entire life. If you've ever been to a volcano and smelt the sulfur there, it's about fifty times worse.
if she's healthy it smells so good
if she's fat it's disgusting
Smells like raw chicken that's just starting to go rancid. Best pussy I ever had was vegan though
Sometimes im too lazy to wash it and despite the smell i just hold my breath and force down the shake
>that delicious smell when you and your biological female gf come home after a heavy leg session and she goes into doggystyle for you to rawdog creampie her
Do normies really?
WAGMI
>leg day
>go home
>peel underwear off
>apply gooch to nostrils
>sniff
>pack a protein shake in a thermos
>Get ready to go to the gym
>Oh it's a holiday isn't it
>Check hours
>Closed
>Forget about my protein shake
>Monday, walk to gym
>Closed for covid
>Damn
>Go home
>Forget about my protein shake (day 3 now)
>Seasons change, as the days become the months become the years
>About 1.5 years later
>Gym opens back up without those fricking reservation shit and plastic on everythint
>Grab my bag
>Notice my thermos is in there
>Open it up
>BOOM
>The smell of the nastiest, most rancid fricking shitty rotten egg and cheese death permeates my whole condo
>Drop it
>It's a gooey gel that fricking reeks
>Puke all over it
>Now it smells like fricking vomit and cheese death
>Just frickin book it out of the place
>Go get drunk
>Get a call
>Gf got home before me
>Absolutely fricking livid, the neighbors called the police because they thought someone died
>Have to clean that shit up with a goddamn gas mask on
>Landlord evicts me, lost my gf
ah yes mixed with some wienerroach eggs and mama mia