These frogs hit me in an emotional place that most pictures can't touch. Why is that? Is it because they have a rawness and honesty to them that so much of the internet has lost nowadays?
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The Breakfast
The ultimate bulking breakfast. When someone starts their day with steak and eggs they mean business
Apu / pepe are cute, and can convey just about any emotion. And the crude MS Paint art style makes the images feel grounded, and honest. There’s a reason Apu is such a beloved meme, especially in the modern internet era, like you said.
>These frogs hit me in an emotional place that most pictures can't touch. Why is that? Is it because they have a rawness and honesty to them that so much of the internet has lost nowadays?
It's because you're autistic
Yummy sucralose. Fucking child can't drink anything unless its sweet or artificially sweet which is arguably worse. Good job fucking up your gut biome. Fucking retard.
Steak is like 10 bucks and the eggs are maybe a couple of bucks. You can afford to spend $15 a day? How much do you spend on video games and energy drinks?
It's not expensive. People spend hundreds of dollars on rent every week but then refuse to spend money taking care of their body.. makes no sense to me.
15 bucks a day means 105 bucks a week dude. I could buy a week's worth of food for 60 or 70 at the very most, for all three meals. You really wanna spend 420 bucks a month just for breakfast?
Good gains food but I don't know how people can eat steaks for breakfast. I've been a protein shake and banana guy for a while now. Also I have am addiction to sugar free redbull...
Aside from the goyslop drink to the left ruining the good you're doing with the plate on the right - you've got it figured out
Going strict carnivore (ruminant meat only) fixed/is fixing every day more and more literally every single health problem or small health "annoyance" I've ever had throughout my life
crohns
flaky scalp/scalp acne/itchy scalp
face acne
0 dips in energy
PERMANENTLY clean teeth
forever 0 brain fog
less need for sleep
I urge anyone with skin issues/digestive issues (including rough IBD shit)/depression/autism/chronic arthritis/lupus etc to give it a try
One month experiment before you hop off - it'll take a week to get over ketoflu shit
Stick to ruminant meat preferably - salmon here n there. But the point is that you do a complete elimination - therefore ruminant meat is the best.
70-80% calories from fat
20-30% calories from protein
or 100g meat:35g fat ratio weight wise
don't overeat protein so you don't keep yourself out of ketosis
don't overheat fat past that amount so you don't give yourself runny shit
keep it to solid fat preferably - rendered fat is tougher to digest at the beginning
eat fatty meat and 400g of liver a week
start off with small meals so your liver doesn't freak out from all the bile it needs to produce
DO NOT CHEAT
having "just a little drink" or "i'll just keep kiwis in" IS NOT CARNIVORE
IT CAN COMPLETELY OFFSET THE BENEFITS YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET
look up how to start this thing from a video like this, anthony chaffee is a good resource here n there
depends how well you handle them - but I would rec adding them back in after that initial month - or at least after 2 weeks
they're technically one of the "top allergens" so when you do a hardcore elimination diet like this, you truly want to get down to the BASICS of basics
Uh no, you've revealed the only real medicine. The shills are going to make 20 threads to counter-signal you.
they always do
begone shill
i would be a shill if i was selling something
all i'm telling you to do is to stop eating plants so you don't end up actually paying for any meds for the rest of your life
Based, I'm thinking of switching to exclusive ground beef and eggs (because I can't afford steak)
Not about to jump on the keto train but animal-based, definitely
if you want to try and meet me halfway here, just buy fatty ass meat or organ meat which tend to be cheaper
blade/brisket/short ribs
try to make your own mince, since the one in shops has a bunch of shit it in like nail particles and whatnot
usually people that do these things experience benefits from being on keto because of a more effective metabolism
just throw out everything but fruit, veg, butter, ruminant meat, and eggs if you're really opposed to keto
I don't go to the doctor.
I don't go to the dentist.
I don't exercise.
I drink.
I smoke.
I eat garbage all day.
I am terminally online.
I stroke my dick constantly.
I play videogames 8 hours a day.
I shitpost the rest.
Based, I'm thinking of switching to exclusive ground beef and eggs (because I can't afford steak)
Not about to jump on the keto train but animal-based, definitely
your steak looks overcooked and yet underseared some how, I bet you cook in a plebeian garden gnome teflon non stick instead of the supreme aryan cast iron.
How long until you get used to eggs? Fucking love them but more than 4 (with bread so not just on their own) and I'm spraying the fucking toilet like I'm fertilising a muddy field.
Eggs and steak good. Monster? Wtf are you doing man you should be drinking milk. And if you need caffeine then coffee
I do drink milk, usually like 4 glasses a day or so. Monster is nice before working out sometimes.
Otherwise I usually just drink black coffee.
These frogs hit me in an emotional place that most pictures can't touch. Why is that? Is it because they have a rawness and honesty to them that so much of the internet has lost nowadays?
The ultimate bulking breakfast. When someone starts their day with steak and eggs they mean business
We're all retarded little frogs trying to find our way in a big scary world.
Apu / pepe are cute, and can convey just about any emotion. And the crude MS Paint art style makes the images feel grounded, and honest. There’s a reason Apu is such a beloved meme, especially in the modern internet era, like you said.
>These frogs hit me in an emotional place that most pictures can't touch. Why is that? Is it because they have a rawness and honesty to them that so much of the internet has lost nowadays?
It's because you're autistic
>coffee
tea is better
Not for your teeth
>Coffee is better for your teeth than tea
No. It never was
Oooh mister hoity toity leafy water man over here have a nice day.
Monster has more caffeine and micronutrients in it.
Lol STFU fag
Those eggs look a little overcooked. But a good meal for gains nonetheless.
Heart disease in 3...2...1...
If you work out and lift heavy it doesn't
Yummy sucralose. Fucking child can't drink anything unless its sweet or artificially sweet which is arguably worse. Good job fucking up your gut biome. Fucking retard.
You will live to 50
Throw that fizzy poison straight in the bin
add some broccoli and remove the corn syrup isolate
Good breakfast but I could never afford to eat that more than once a month or every other month, unless I find meat in the discount section
Felt that, once I'm rich I'll eat steak and sushi every night like a king but for now its meal prep chicken breast
Steak is like 10 bucks and the eggs are maybe a couple of bucks. You can afford to spend $15 a day? How much do you spend on video games and energy drinks?
I'm unemployed. Regardless, spending 15 usd a day on breakfast is very expensive.
It's not expensive. People spend hundreds of dollars on rent every week but then refuse to spend money taking care of their body.. makes no sense to me.
how much do you spend on food a month
About 600. Depends on the month. Don't neglect your body of nutrients.
15 quid for one meal is expensive, dickhead
15 bucks a day means 105 bucks a week dude. I could buy a week's worth of food for 60 or 70 at the very most, for all three meals. You really wanna spend 420 bucks a month just for breakfast?
Significantly less than $15 a day? What kind of dumbass question is that
Good gains food but I don't know how people can eat steaks for breakfast. I've been a protein shake and banana guy for a while now. Also I have am addiction to sugar free redbull...
Fry some potatoes and onions too, bro.
7 eggs is almost as bad for your gains as 7 reps always do 8 or 6 12 even is better.
my brother almost died from eating an uneven number of eggs
I will accept 1 or 3 eggs but that's pushing it
Those eggs are overcooked as fuck. Otherwise top feed.
Looking good, king. Make me a plate next time
Aside from the goyslop drink to the left ruining the good you're doing with the plate on the right - you've got it figured out
Going strict carnivore (ruminant meat only) fixed/is fixing every day more and more literally every single health problem or small health "annoyance" I've ever had throughout my life
crohns
flaky scalp/scalp acne/itchy scalp
face acne
0 dips in energy
PERMANENTLY clean teeth
forever 0 brain fog
less need for sleep
I urge anyone with skin issues/digestive issues (including rough IBD shit)/depression/autism/chronic arthritis/lupus etc to give it a try
One month experiment before you hop off - it'll take a week to get over ketoflu shit
Stick to ruminant meat preferably - salmon here n there. But the point is that you do a complete elimination - therefore ruminant meat is the best.
70-80% calories from fat
20-30% calories from protein
or 100g meat:35g fat ratio weight wise
don't overeat protein so you don't keep yourself out of ketosis
don't overheat fat past that amount so you don't give yourself runny shit
keep it to solid fat preferably - rendered fat is tougher to digest at the beginning
eat fatty meat and 400g of liver a week
start off with small meals so your liver doesn't freak out from all the bile it needs to produce
DO NOT CHEAT
having "just a little drink" or "i'll just keep kiwis in" IS NOT CARNIVORE
IT CAN COMPLETELY OFFSET THE BENEFITS YOU'RE LOOKING TO GET
look up how to start this thing from a video like this, anthony chaffee is a good resource here n there
Not even eggs?
depends how well you handle them - but I would rec adding them back in after that initial month - or at least after 2 weeks
they're technically one of the "top allergens" so when you do a hardcore elimination diet like this, you truly want to get down to the BASICS of basics
they always do
i would be a shill if i was selling something
all i'm telling you to do is to stop eating plants so you don't end up actually paying for any meds for the rest of your life
if you want to try and meet me halfway here, just buy fatty ass meat or organ meat which tend to be cheaper
blade/brisket/short ribs
try to make your own mince, since the one in shops has a bunch of shit it in like nail particles and whatnot
usually people that do these things experience benefits from being on keto because of a more effective metabolism
just throw out everything but fruit, veg, butter, ruminant meat, and eggs if you're really opposed to keto
I don't go to the doctor.
I don't go to the dentist.
I don't exercise.
I drink.
I smoke.
I eat garbage all day.
I am terminally online.
I stroke my dick constantly.
I play videogames 8 hours a day.
I shitpost the rest.
Thoughts?
>70-80% calories from fat
>20-30% calories from protein
>or 100g meat:35g fat ratio weight wise
yeah no sorry meatbrain, that math doesnt check out
are you retarded? The math is just fine. Do you think meat has 0 grams of fat in it?
Uh no, you've revealed the only real medicine. The shills are going to make 20 threads to counter-signal you.
post body
begone shill
Based, I'm thinking of switching to exclusive ground beef and eggs (because I can't afford steak)
Not about to jump on the keto train but animal-based, definitely
how do people fuck up the eggs like that? seriously you have to be an imbecile to burn them
>you cant eat crispy eggs because.... ummm.... you just cant okay!!
Where is your gun?
Just needs some chips and/or toast
Add some hash browns and orange juice then remove the monster and you have a good breakfast there
/sip/ bros where we at?
For me it's a steak and eggs, triple over light double plate scattered light with white toast from waffle house
You fucking murdered those eggs you monster.
damn son
i need me some tators with that meal
your steak looks overcooked and yet underseared some how, I bet you cook in a plebeian garden gnome teflon non stick instead of the supreme aryan cast iron.
How long until you get used to eggs? Fucking love them but more than 4 (with bread so not just on their own) and I'm spraying the fucking toilet like I'm fertilising a muddy field.