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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nope, we think what a roidtroony

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has the same energy as that xkcd comic where the author announces that he is a petulant manchild who hates the taste of beer and thinks everyone around him is just pretending to like the taste because that's what adults do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh wait here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude has never drunk Guinness.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is not wrong, beer is slop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beer is slop
          but that's not the argument now is it
          he is absolutely wrong, nobody is forcing you to drink something you don't like
          midwits like him think their closed off pov opinion is somehow an objective reality and he is dead wrong
          taste is subjective, some like the taste and can appreciate nuances and others can't
          I can't distinguish between a good wine and a bad one let alone pickup on the subtle flavour notes, but that doesn't mean others can't
          >hurr durr beer tastes bad and we're all le pretending
          people like this is why we have trannies and landwhales paraded around like some kind of triumph

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>hurr durr beer tastes bad and we're all le pretending
            >people like this is why we have trannies and landwhales paraded around
            how are these two things in any way connected

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can only show you but you have to see it yourself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because we are all pretending around trannies too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >american beer
        Laughs in european

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you drink something you don't like? are you really that insecure?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fricking wish beer tasted bad, i wouldn't be tempted to drink it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        American beer is a joke.
        This fricker never had a Mont-Blanc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        these comics are made by homosexual zoomer teenagers. anyone who isn’t a moron understands that your taste buds and palate changes with age. i used to hate beer when i was a teenager and now the taste of a cool and crisp pilsner after a long day makes my dick hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer
          That comic is like 20 years old

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >xkcd
          >zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just GOTTA have my Black personbooze, right bruther

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    el cope

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/cels on suicide watch

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read books AND go to the gym. What now soiboi?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that the "never improve" comic guy?
    plus lifting doesnt even take that much time, have a decent schedule and you could both be fit and learn stuff or whatever, friends of mine go to the gym and still have time to jerk off and play video games or whatever this guy wants to do with his precious time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read books AND go to the gym. What now soiboi?

      Shut it down mods, shut it down!!!
      All jokes aside, you can both read and lift
      Personally I don't do either, especially not lift, and I have my reasons why

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not peachmaxxing
    ngmi

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in 50 years that homie will be dead of diabetus

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old is this comics now?
    Anyway, the problem with this comic isn't just the cope, since girls definitely do look at fit guys (although not very buff guys) and think "that's hot" while guys tend to think "that's cool".
    The problem is that the guy in question is definitely NOT reading a book or drawing a picture or playing music every single time the other guy is going to the gym. Which is what on average? 6 hours per week? 8? The skinnyfat guy is probably just doomscrolling reddit or some other nonsense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a complete cope, that's why he's using a fictitious depiction of a woman
      I can say from experience that most women are superficial and envious, that is how they have evolved
      I gotten mires when I was younger and fitter but nothing compared to now and I'm not even that fit just not fat, practically rocking a dadbod
      women judge men on 3 things, overall fitness, economic stability and family dynamics
      the amount of women that flirt with me after realizing I'm married with 2 kids is flabbergasting
      they really don't care that you are well read or have hobbies or are artistic but if you're flabby and have nothing to show for your life it's an automatic no

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "gym or book" fake dichotomy is cringe as frick, but as far as normie perception of ripped motherfrickers goes, this is pretty accurate. I myself, even though I'm a man (male) who lifts and knows a bunch of extremely smart lifters, whenever I see a really buff dude, I can't help but assume <=80 IQ troglodyte (<=70 if he's in sports clothes) I'd have zero common talking points with.

    I also never reveal the fact that I lift to normies for that reason. If asked, I just say I sometimes do push-ups or some shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even gayer because most book readers are amateurs. One autist hunkering down will be more well read in a year than fart smelling normies padding their book shelf will be in their lifetime. The dyer problem is much much worse than any dyel problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I also never reveal the fact that I lift to normies for that reason. If asked, I just say I sometimes do push-ups or some shit.
      DYEL general

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't claim to be yuuuge but big enough to be regularly asked if I lift, to which my reply is: "nah, don't be ridiculous", because I'd rather them believe my physique is a product of superior genetics, high T and/or playing real sports (which I give 0 fricks about in reality), not an autistic regime of tracking weight/rep/set/kcal/rest numbers. And they do if they're normies.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is:
    He is saggy and boring now
    In 30 years, I'll still be reasonable fit and able to live an active lifestyle.
    Also I'll probably be healthier in 30 years than he is now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 30 years I can learn all his hobbies and better than him because I have perseverance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can also do a lot of stuff he will never be able to do like that.
        For example mountainbiking

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here we have the author of this comic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien Baltan figure on the shelf

      Fatties aren't allowed to like Ultraman stuff. Ultraman is for in-shape people (And little Japanese boys) only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wristmogs most of IST
      >forearmmogs most of IST
      >beardmogs most of IST
      >hairmogs most of IST over 30
      >most likely strenghtmogs most of IST, too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >copemogging

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fat wrist
        >fat forearm
        >basedbeard with patchiness on the cheeks
        >1 out of five might be right
        >lol

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I wish I was as cool as bot-right guy.
    S I K E

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about zoomer c**ts or out of shape old fricks

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There you go

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a classic

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw read a lot and love to write as a hobby
    >really interested in planes and aviation
    >love to shoot and maintain my weapons
    >avid hiker
    >massive mecha anime weab

    Why are some other dorks so anti-fitness? A sound mind is only made stronger by a durable body. Why neglect your body? It's your only one. Some guys are legit like "Nooooo. I'm a nerd. I can't run a few miles or swing a kettlebell around. I need to save my energy for Fortnite and Funk Pops!"

    It's healthy to have some varied hobbies too. Having some less nerdy hobbies to balance out my deplorably nerdy ones tends to help when it comes to conversing with people too.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same sort of bitterness incels have when they assume that a beautiful woman must have an unpleasant personality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hit the nail on the head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in my experience it's usually the other way around

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just telling people not believe their eyes, just look at all the old vets who worked out every day and never stopped hitting the gym.

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