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So this is the power of mewing...
I have been 'mewing' unintentionally my whole life and I don't have a noticeably defined jaw or whatever the results should be.
Mewing is literally just having good tongue posture and breathing through your nose. The guy pushing it argues for results shown on teenagers who literally are just going through puberty.
Looks more like jaw implants. Let's admit he'd have the motivation to do so previously. Standards for chadness are so high with hollywood
he got that rubberface
It looks more like natural aging with low quality botox/fillers.
>with low quality botox/fillers
I'll never understand this. These motherfrickers are millionaires, and they can't afford the good shit? C'mon
Because quality isn't always dependent on price. Just because you're paying a lot doesn't mean it's good.
That's why people will often to to 3rd world countries where the surgeries are both cheaper and much higher quality than in the west.
Okay
It's Hollywood and we are in the 21st century. How are these motherfrickers that all know each other not able to figure out or see who gets/does the best work?
It isn't even about availability. The client asks for it to go overboard to deal with their own insecurities.
Glad when that when I am 40 I will probably just have stem cell regenerated faces available.
naw , thats classic virilization, blasting steroids can do that easily.
By virilization, do you mean the vril of the spirits of Odin and Thor are filling him?
that’s what i was thinking, the thicker neck is indicative of that too
He looks better moron.
the consequences of gear
>consequences will never be the same
>pictures are probably about 6 years apart
>looks like he aged about 6 years and grew facial hair
shocking
bro looks 40 at 27. If you think that’s six year worth of aging then you are delusional
He looks like he's about 30, even in this grainy photo with lighting that makes him look older. Watch any one of his recent videos. No one would ever mistake him for 40 irl.
everyone thinks Cbum is 35+ at least
who's everyone?
16 year olds on IST who think it's normal to be a babyface in your 30s.
27 years old.
Yeah, a dehydrated, spray-tanned 27yo at dangerously low bf%. He looks fine in the off-season.
This
Off cycle with higher bf he looks like in his 20s
The gear has affected his face to the point that he doesn't get the nice chiseled jawline at low-medium bodyfat anymore, it's more extreme like dried out husk when he's on stage and bloated during the off season.
>chris bumstead is younger than me
I refuse to believe it.
>t.bald at 25
youthfulness is one of the biggest factors in overall attractiveness
Not really. I'm 32 with a full beard, gray hairs and a buzzcut ala nu Kratos and I still get attention from young girls. My wife is 23. Girls don't give a shit about age if you look good.
Yes we do care. I’d never date an old man
ooft waiting for her reddit post
They do care if you're over 30. More importantly you ain't getting nowhere with zoomies if you're over 40. Stop pretending you're going to live forever and stay the same.
They care, but they're still going to frick you IF you look good. Girls aren't going to turn down a guy who looks like Henry Cavill because he's 40. And I don't care about younger chicks anymore. I've settled down.
>ala nu kratos
Lmao sounds like you’ve been browsing Reddit the majority of those 32 years
No, it sounds like I just don't bother with hair dressers and barbers. You virgins are obsessed with reddit, a site you claim you don't use.
I would never be caught dead saying anything like “ala nu kratos” didn’t really even read the rest of your post. Literally boomer Reddit speak, seek help
>boomers use "nu"
Frick off, moron.
Lol you put it to words better then I was about to
He always looked older than he is, even as a teen
High test. It's like the pics of the guys from the 70s in high school.
Pics are about 10 years apart. But 10 bodybuilding shows later he's looking like he's pushing mid 40s.
He looks like he just came back from vietnam
The consequences straight up aint shit. Any zoomers reading this, jump on gear and get the pussy the rest of us couldn't.
Wtf did this guy do to himself
hgh
He's prolly gay
He got in a car crash and it fricked him up pretty bad
almost caught a case from fricking an underage fan, decided to finally retire the prettyboy look and attempted to go dilfmode but bogged himself
is he filming a live action shrek 1 remake?
It's a movie about wrestle brothers that suicide
>be handsome hollywood actor
>Get bogged
Why does this keep happening? Who keeps tricking these guys into taking these surgeries/botox injections?
I would guess their inflated ass egos trying to grasp for all it can get
ok thats bad.
is this the fault of doctors?
i remember an old E! show about plastic surgery, and everyone got almost the same face after the surgery.
the doctor did some weird measure, and everyone ended up with troony plastic face.
it was way worse on women...
Except of the bloated gut he actually looks like giga chad
Full head of hair, insane manly eye area and face structure after the plastic surgery
Shredded to the guts with good muscle mass
Even at 5 ft 7 this DOM face would make everyone sweat, looks like a predator
wtf are you talking about anon?
you think full head of hair is a feature that makes other people scared lol?
He is a homosexual you know right? Homos can't be chads
He took the call
fake. even for roidtroonydom this is too absurd to be real
look at his ears
>Sup guys, Derek, More Plates More Dates Dot Com
I like to call this "Brickhead". If you look at typical roiders their skulls eventually deform into the shape of bricks with very brutish features.
Rich Piana and Jay Cutler have perfect examples of this "brickhead".
Probably from GH
Unironically an improvement. He looked like a soiboi on the left and a man on the right.
those forehead wrinkles and nosolabial folds are there permanently and only going to progress
he will have hit his genetic 50 by 30
Lmao you idiots have no fricking idea how bad life is with a baby face, do you?
how bad is it?
And no one will notice them except mentally ill lookism gays.
Worth it though, in this guy's case. He looks soft as shit on the left. Better to look older but more rugged
He looks good but not with the knowledge of his age. He unironically looks mid 30s now instead mid 20s.
Babyface is better than looking 10+ years older than you actually are moron.
>He looks good but not with the knowledge of his age. He unironically looks mid 30s now instead mid 20s.
No, he just looks normal now. You forget that men looked a lot more mature 50 years ago before test levels plummeted. Look at Sean Connery at 30. Fit would say he looks 50, but women were creaming themselves over him.
He looks good for 50 but hilariously shit for 30
Good actor though
look at those fricking meat slab hands
zoomer "men" will never compete
no fricking way, he literally became a Chad
dude on the right looks so much like my brother it's fricking crazy
Derek's your brother?
women would rate right as more attractive
Frick this dumbshit
Tries to shill some gay exercise routine app for cash rather then admit he’s frauding
Finds out he’s going to get Alzheimer’s
Karmas a b***h lol
My man's angling for that Gearoge Bush Jr. role in another 5-10 years.
>gear
You mean plastic surgery.
>but less handsome, but more masculine to compensate
>already great features regardless
I don't get it, shame about the natty card loss though.
>shame about the natty card loss though
Lol he's been on the gas since the first Thor movie which came out in 2011. His face in the OP is the result of botox and a jaw implant.
Shouldnt it be normal to expect jaw muscle growth from taking steroids and eating a frick of food? You are probably eating more meat for protein and that is pretty much working out your jaw muscles
No. They grow a little, but they're pretty small and can't grow much. Your jaw size and shape are determined by your jaw bones and bf%.
t. roider
Jesus christ. In the space of 5 years he looks as if he's aged a whole 5 years.
He is returning to monke
didnt he develop alzheimer from roiding
nah, israelite nonsense to extract money out of him. Any day now he'll say it's "under control and not progressing for now" and it's all forgotten about forever.
Ah yes, from "roiding" (it was the vaxx.)
looks better + no hairloss + fuller beard.
those are fillers/implants, moron
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