The Egyptians ate mostly carbs and their civilization is seen as one of the greatest in human history

The Egyptians ate mostly carbs and their civilization is seen as one of the greatest in human history

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had one of the shortest lifespans in history. Misc Pot's Cambodia tier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They also had some of the shortest lifespans in recorded history and a huge number of cases of heart disease, which we can actually find in mummies today

      Medieval europe had a worse expectancy of 30 for aristocratic nobility
      > one should not expect many ancient Egyptians to have ever reached the age of 100 or 110 years (see Janssen and Janssen 2007: 197-203).

      > In the Middle Ages, the average life span of males born in landholding families in England was 31.3 years and the biggest danger was surviving childhood.2 Once children reached the age of 10, their life expectancy was 32.2 years

      https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/34/6/1435/707557#:~:text=In%20the%20Middle%20Ages%2C%20the,biggest%20danger%20was%20surviving%20childhood.&text=Once%20children%20reached%20the%20age,life%20expectancy%20was%2023.3%20years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >for aristocratic nobility
        Yeah because they kept getting assassinated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Medieval europe had a worse expectancy of 30 for aristocratic nobility
      > one should not expect many ancient Egyptians to have ever reached the age of 100 or 110 years (see Janssen and Janssen 2007: 197-203).

      > In the Middle Ages, the average life span of males born in landholding families in England was 31.3 years and the biggest danger was surviving childhood.2 Once children reached the age of 10, their life expectancy was 32.2 years

      https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/34/6/1435/707557#:~:text=In%20the%20Middle%20Ages%2C%20the,biggest%20danger%20was%20surviving%20childhood.&text=Once%20children%20reached%20the%20age,life%20expectancy%20was%2023.3%20years.

      >for aristocratic nobility
      Yeah because they kept getting assassinated.

      >Believes in life expectancy estimations from 1,000 to 4,000 years ago
      You guys are Americans, aren't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are a moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Increase brainspace rent prices NOW, they are dangerously low

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pfffffffffffffffffffffff.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahah.
    yes, help us to recreate Babylon.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chud verified
    This pic goes hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Allfather Yakub in the Pharoh's corner
      >HHHHHNNNNNNNNNGG

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They also had some of the shortest lifespans in recorded history and a huge number of cases of heart disease, which we can actually find in mummies today

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bread eating Egyptian vs lamb eating Greek. Get humbled lil bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the classic "lets compare statues made 1500 years from each other". I prefer the Greeks over sandBlack folk, but at least try to make a good faith argument man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sandBlack folk
        Egyptians didn't live(and still don't) in the sand. Only around nile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am ignorant and will remain so, you're probably right

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dattari statue (380-360 B.C.) compared to Doryphoros (440-400 B.C.).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Much better. Now we can see how little they advanced in 1.5k years kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Greek diet was mostly vegetarian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention it included loads of bread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >According to ancient sources, boxers ate bull meat while wrestlers ate pork and runners consumed goat.
          >Although ancient athletes’ consumption of animal-based proteins was less frequent than our own, it was certainly more often than the average ancient Greek.
          >As the history of the Olympics progressed, athletes turned toward meat more and more until it became a standard part of the ancient Olympian’s diet
          While the article does mention fruits, dried fruits, fish, eggs and dairy bread is seldom mentioned. Wheat was a commodity in Ancient Greece and so was bread. Due to its labor intensive process we assume that bread in ancient Greece was rather expensive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally 90% of spartans were slaves and these idiots believe they ate a meat diet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally 90% of spartans were slaves
            Helots were not Spartans dipshit-kun :^)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm sucking grain boi milkies straight from the udder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Manboobs are very common in ancient Egyptian statues

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because as OP stated, they ate loads of carbs. That also explains the short lifespans

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they were actually really shitty warriors. Only thing they had going on early was chariots. After the battle of kadesh the empire slowly declined and never recovered. Only a small portion of Egypt has usable soil and water. They even got their shit pushed in my Nubians at one point.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slavery and domestication of humans LE GOOD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >meow meow
      >Enslave the Israelites you say...

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They literally got carried by aliens bro

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even Japs know the truth

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vikings ate mostly meat and look what they accomplished

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