I genuinely don't understand the point of living past 50. Unless you're 1 in a million genetic freak and can retain your youthful vitality in advanced years, getting older is a downward spiral of health, cognition, and most importantly, dignity. I don't wanna die as a senile old fricktard with poopie pants. I have no balls for suicide but if I make it to 50 I'm just going to start doing copious amounts of every drug known to man till my heart implodes
Another thing about tattoos, they are hugely fashionable atm but soon they'll be unfashionable again. But tattoos are permanent, you'll be stuck looking like a moron who bought in a stupid trend.
Everyone says they'll kill themselves at 27 and then 30 and then 40 and 50 and once they finally get to the 'point of no return' for them, the point where they feel too old to keep going, they always pussy out and say "I was a dumb kid when I said that before, but now I'm mature and know not to". Then they get hit by a bus driven by a stoner because weed is legal now.
My dad was running marathons into his 50s and 60s. Things really go downhill after your 70s, wich is why I plan living only to the age of 72. Plenty of time to achieve something in life and watch my kids grow, but enough to be riddled with dementia and unable to walk.
>running marathon
Do you not think it's pretty sad when the peak of your performance is the ability to jog at a light pace? Sure he can run a marathon, but what is he compared to himself at 25? A sad old frick who can run a marathon
i can’t wait to be old. i can’t wait for that old age thing to set in where you just genuinely don’t give a shit anymore and say/do whatever you want. what are they gonna do, hit an old man?
what makes old people look old? hair and skin
so >fin and min for hair BEFORE you start balding not trying to play catch up >tretinoin and moisturizer daily for skin >also sunscreen if you go outside
I'm late 30s and everyone thinks I'm early 20s including the 18 year old girl I work with who thought our 35 year old coworker was 'old enough to be my mom'
>I'm late 30s and everyone thinks I'm early 20s including the 18 year old girl I work with who thought our 35 year old coworker was 'old enough to be my mom'
Millennial roasties btfo.
I will never forget a conversation I had with my grandfather about celebrity botox. He gestured to his gray beard and weathered face and said:
“It baffles me that so many impressive people are unable to come to terms with this simple and guaranteed thing, growing old.”
I have since maintained that the fetish for never ending youth is a mixture of homosexualry and cowardice.
been reading it and He really is. >let's the devil kill job's family and then rewards him with a new family instead of bringing his original family back to life or just not letting that happen >tells adam not to eat a tree He planted knowing full well that adam will eat it and then punishes all of humanity for adam's mistake >the punishment is your body slowly failing and becoming more and more fragile and having your mind betray you in some cases and in the end becoming a true prisoner of the flesh >makes abraham cut his and everyone's foreskin off including those of newborn babies and with cave man tech no less >tells abraham that his descendants will be enslaved for 400 years after questioning God's power or whatever >regrets making mankind >still has us lead this shit life because He wants to make His own stage play
even His followers get shit treatment
no one is safe lol
my mom believes in Him and Jesus BIG TIME yet she got cancer and my father got a crippling stroke that's taking way too fricking long to resolve
and here I am dealing with hairloss, gastritis or whatever, a broken mind, and no time for a social life
God is a prick
I've prayed and prayed and still no answer
mom has had a lot of supernatural encounters like the holy spirit speaking to her and life altering things and times when angels or He intervened and helped her out majorly like a healthy birth with no defects despite the obgyn saying her child would be a downy
iT's a tEsT
yOu JuSt hAvE tO BeLiEvE hArDeR
i could recount all the horse shit ive experienced and how small the intervals or windows or whatever were between it all
they're both elderly too
65 lol
im 22
shits fricked
i want to abandon them but im sort of a neet
moms a neurotic c**t
dads an oversized baby now
siblings are helping except one
im doing all the leg work >be God >tragedy strikes >testtime.png
God's a prick and I hate Him. Frick His stupid test.
Just dance in spite of it homosexual
Are you claiming she looks good in the first picture?
shut the hell ip
this lol, that's a terrible picture op you moron
Reminder vanity fair published literal CP of her and no one gives a frick
She looks like a troony in the second post
>She looks like a troony in the second post
Yes but that's because of plastic surgery not age
I genuinely don't understand the point of living past 50. Unless you're 1 in a million genetic freak and can retain your youthful vitality in advanced years, getting older is a downward spiral of health, cognition, and most importantly, dignity. I don't wanna die as a senile old fricktard with poopie pants. I have no balls for suicide but if I make it to 50 I'm just going to start doing copious amounts of every drug known to man till my heart implodes
fortunately men don’t go to shit as rapidly
Rogan looks like shit and his brain is fried despite the fact that he's on stem cells and HGH
>those over developed obliques
whoever Joe’s TRT doc is needs a slap in the face. HGH for breakfast lunch and dinner is it?
Tattoos were a mistake. There is a whole generation of millenials with similar reclusive tattoos who will be aging like this.
tattoos are cool. you wouldn’t understand unless you had some
The only people who think tattoos are cool are people with tattoos. The rest of humanity is either indifferent or thinks you're a homosexual.
Another thing about tattoos, they are hugely fashionable atm but soon they'll be unfashionable again. But tattoos are permanent, you'll be stuck looking like a moron who bought in a stupid trend.
Tattoos are moronic, but saying you like tattoos is a great way to get pussy because every woman has at least one.
>looked 40 at 25
god damn
On the left, Joe already looks like he's pushing 40. He never 'looked young' the way 18yo zoomer twinks do.
you won't need to be dependent if you just work out, idiot. why people think they're guaranteed gonna be physically crippled past 80 is beyond me
Everyone says they'll kill themselves at 27 and then 30 and then 40 and 50 and once they finally get to the 'point of no return' for them, the point where they feel too old to keep going, they always pussy out and say "I was a dumb kid when I said that before, but now I'm mature and know not to". Then they get hit by a bus driven by a stoner because weed is legal now.
My dad was running marathons into his 50s and 60s. Things really go downhill after your 70s, wich is why I plan living only to the age of 72. Plenty of time to achieve something in life and watch my kids grow, but enough to be riddled with dementia and unable to walk.
*but not enough to
>running marathon
Do you not think it's pretty sad when the peak of your performance is the ability to jog at a light pace? Sure he can run a marathon, but what is he compared to himself at 25? A sad old frick who can run a marathon
He was a pretty jolly old frick
>celebrities use photoshop and surgery to make them look young forever
theyd look better if theyd just let themselves age
yup the uncanny valley face is extremely off-putting but they're too far gone to stop now
just dose thyroid and coke and you'll live forever
what the frick do you lookist weirdos even want to permatwink FOR?
do you have daddies buying you vidya for butthole pics, or something?
i can’t wait to be old. i can’t wait for that old age thing to set in where you just genuinely don’t give a shit anymore and say/do whatever you want. what are they gonna do, hit an old man?
What's your anti-aging stack IST? Is collagen peptides worth it?
what makes old people look old? hair and skin
so
>fin and min for hair BEFORE you start balding not trying to play catch up
>tretinoin and moisturizer daily for skin
>also sunscreen if you go outside
I'm late 30s and everyone thinks I'm early 20s including the 18 year old girl I work with who thought our 35 year old coworker was 'old enough to be my mom'
>I'm late 30s and everyone thinks I'm early 20s including the 18 year old girl I work with who thought our 35 year old coworker was 'old enough to be my mom'
Millennial roasties btfo.
Bullshit, she’s AT LEAST 25 in the first pic. If she was really 15 that poor girl hit the wall before she even had a chance.
I will never forget a conversation I had with my grandfather about celebrity botox. He gestured to his gray beard and weathered face and said:
“It baffles me that so many impressive people are unable to come to terms with this simple and guaranteed thing, growing old.”
I have since maintained that the fetish for never ending youth is a mixture of homosexualry and cowardice.
God is just cruel lol
>God is just cruel lol
Read the Bible and you'll realize this is absolutely true.
been reading it and He really is.
>let's the devil kill job's family and then rewards him with a new family instead of bringing his original family back to life or just not letting that happen
>tells adam not to eat a tree He planted knowing full well that adam will eat it and then punishes all of humanity for adam's mistake
>the punishment is your body slowly failing and becoming more and more fragile and having your mind betray you in some cases and in the end becoming a true prisoner of the flesh
>makes abraham cut his and everyone's foreskin off including those of newborn babies and with cave man tech no less
>tells abraham that his descendants will be enslaved for 400 years after questioning God's power or whatever
>regrets making mankind
>still has us lead this shit life because He wants to make His own stage play
even His followers get shit treatment
no one is safe lol
my mom believes in Him and Jesus BIG TIME yet she got cancer and my father got a crippling stroke that's taking way too fricking long to resolve
and here I am dealing with hairloss, gastritis or whatever, a broken mind, and no time for a social life
God is a prick
I've prayed and prayed and still no answer
mom has had a lot of supernatural encounters like the holy spirit speaking to her and life altering things and times when angels or He intervened and helped her out majorly like a healthy birth with no defects despite the obgyn saying her child would be a downy
iT's a tEsT
yOu JuSt hAvE tO BeLiEvE hArDeR
i could recount all the horse shit ive experienced and how small the intervals or windows or whatever were between it all
they're both elderly too
65 lol
im 22
shits fricked
i want to abandon them but im sort of a neet
moms a neurotic c**t
dads an oversized baby now
siblings are helping except one
im doing all the leg work
>be God
>tragedy strikes
>testtime.png
God's a prick and I hate Him. Frick His stupid test.
Since you're israeli, yes, and for good reason.
im not a hand rubbing money snatching infant mutilating prick you prick
AND I still have my foreskin
history is moving towards the complete vindication of dogbot
Lifespan: Why We Age And Why We Don’t Have To by David Sinclair