THE GAYEST 'SPORT'...

...in existence.

It's winter time in northern hemisphere and many of my colleagues are getting ready for skiing.

I really want to understand what's so unique in this activity and challenge them to explain to me, why it's even called a 'sport' if all that you have to do is to maintain balance. It doesn't take too much effort. Also the gravity does the job for you, so how is it a fricking sport? It's like parachuting and less engaging than fishing. It's in the same category as 'hobby horse' which is probably more physically engaging than skiing. It's literally the gayest activity that humanity invented (IF done purely for joy; it's reasonable to use ski as a mode of transport in winter conditions though, but then it's not a sport, it's a necessity).

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's so easy, why aren't you good at it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask me how I know you're not white. fine by me tho, shorter lift lines!

      ^fpbp

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try snowboarding and see how long you can last homosexual

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cross county skiing is a sport. Downhill skiing in the context of the Olympics is comparable to diving/gymnastics. For rich wypipo in the north it’s just a way to go to their cabin in Vermont and brag to their friends.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    most moronic post ive read all day and i hate skiing. please consider your IQ before posting again

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are you talking about? High speed skiing wrecks your legs.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice pepe fan art you fricking furry

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what a sad mouth-breathing homosexual, I bet you spend all your time inside playing videogames.

    People ski because going at high speeds down a massive hill is FUN you fricking nerd. God, keep staying inside so nobody has to deal with you you dweeb

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a confirmed shit skin, likely Black person or poocel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high speed down a massive hill
      Something about skiing fast and weaving down a mountain always pleased my reptile brain.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans unironically think that's skiing

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He has never taken an edible and had two beers and sent it down a mountain at 40mph

    It's literally the most fun exercise you can get die mad poorgay

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >' if all that you have to do is to maintain balance
    its not easy to do in great speeds (for slalom) or for a long time (for distance).
    that's it.
    I can't imagine any explanation can help you, you have to try. If you are an athletic guy, you will get how to steer for better or worse very quickly, but it takes quite a lot to become amazingly good at skiing. Incorporate some jumps and even a salto, and you need more than just 'good balance'.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont understand

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    skiing is pretty fun and badass, and i really like to surf, but I really tend to hate people who ski/snowboard as well as people who surf. I've never had somebody look down their nose at me as much as these people do. these people who somehow don't realize that they're literally the most privileged people on earth HATE you for thinking you can go take part in what they think is their activity. The only reason you regularly have access to these activities as a child is because you were born to rich people with high value real estate. skiers, snowboarders, and surfers think they're scrappy punk rock action sports athletes like skateboarders when really they're more entitled and privileged than the most preppy rich kid douchebags you'll meet anywhere else. People at skate parks are friendly and cool. People at surf spots and ski resorts are the biggest homosexuals in the world.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would choose an uncrowded deep powder day over sex with the hottest woman on earth every time.

    I'm not kidding when I say this, the feeling of floating down a mountain through the trees, having gulfs of fluffy snow blow over you with every turn, the feeling of hitting small banks and jumps in this soft white cloud. It truly is one of the best feelings on the planet.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, stay away from our slopes, rapefugee.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OUTTA MY WAY homosexualS

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice bait

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are definitely popular sports worth shitting on, but hating on skiing is such a cope for OP being a poor, unsocialized, uninteresting, basement dwelling loser that it makes me feel sad even replying to this thread

    Better target is the beer gut dad bods whose only physical exercise is walking to and from their golf carts during 18 holes on a Saturday while talking about what draft kings bets they are going to make before going home and smoking meat in a green egg they got because all their other friends have one

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a coping poorgay.

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