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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Strongest man on earth. Have you seen him fold a frying pan in half?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could make a case for him being top 10 all time in strongman (mostly due to influence on sport) but hardly the goat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big deal

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boxing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obese

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bloat

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has the deadlift world record at 500kg.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >liposuction
    >ab implants
    He has shit genes despite claiming otherwise. Looks like a bloated lesbian with babyface

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will he ever be surpassed?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sucks his own wiener
    >Compares his own lifts to others on social media. Who tf does that?
    >Has a bust of himself behind him while filming himself at his computer

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he only won one world strongest man, then immediately retired from the competition, he can't be the GOAT, even Bjornsson is GOATer than him

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      powertroony fears the BAR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      I like to watch videos where 250lbs+ powersharters get humiliation ritual done by some 180lbs twink. Especially in Arm Wrestling. Turns out fake barbell strength has nothing to do with functional one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf, since you mentioned arm wrestling, Levan Saginashvili can do weighted pull-ups at close to 400 pounds, Kirill Sarychev could do like 12 decent reps at 400lbs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >powerfatty excuses
        Your BODY is the one weight in this world you have an absolute obligation to master. No excuses. If you can't do a fricking pullup you're a pussy, I don't care if you can deadlift the planet. Inability to perform pullups is some woman shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you do the splits?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, why would I want to give myself hypermobile hip area? Thats moronic. Only chicks need that for getting fricked and delivering babies.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So much for mastering your body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe learn to read, moron. I said mastering the weight of your body, being able to carry it without effort.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I'm laughing at your entire life. Master of nothing. Take the L and move on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't take it up the ass?
                >so much for mastering your body!

                die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So much for mastering your body.

                Can you do the splits?

                >you can't lick your feet?
                >you can't suck your own wiener?
                so much for mastering your own body, dexlet!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this Black person weighs 195kg, I'd like to see the dyels talking shit even try to get their chin to the bar with 100kg of plates (assuming they weigh like 80-90kg)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he should lose some weight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nobody cares about you kek makes you seethe that a guy who can't do one pull up is the strongest man in the world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > 0
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      > you the man bjornsson, keep it up
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      > light weight baybeee
      > 0
      > 0

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he posing in front of an ugly troony?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gigantic obese anabolic troony

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think so

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Z-Z-Z-ZOINKS homie! RUN THE MASSA IS HERE

  14. 1 month ago
    Thor

    I hate eddie

    He's always been a dumbass cringey obnoxious c**t when he's called out he makes bullshit excuses like "oh I was just super dyhydrated" this fatso wouldn't be dehydrated if he drank water instead of cranberry juice all the time like a kid
    Speaking of kids, his son is mega autistic which just highlights how shit eddies genes are.

    Who gets "the beast" tattooed permanently on their biceps and is proud of it? Legitimately one of the most cringe tattoos I could ever think of, even on a WSM winner.

    Not to mention eddies perfectly positioned scar over his eye which he totally got from fighting a group of 5 knife weilding Pakistanis. We've all seen the videos here on IST of knifefights and eddies boxing match. 5 guys with knives would have killed him easily. He gave himself that scar to seem cool and tough because he is an insecure spastic northerner

    He nearly dies lifting 500kg and got assblasted so hard when thor lifted 501kg and made it seem easy. Eddie was like "Doesn't count!", "wasn't official meet!", "the scales could have been faulty!" Wah wah wah fricking crybaby sore loser.

    Then he goes and gets liposuction on his gut and nowhere else so he gives himself this stupid body with fat arms and shoulders and weird fatty side breasts but abs. Delusional c**t even made out like he had been dieting when one week he had a gut and the next had weird abs.

    And then there was his boxing match where his training was absolute dogshit and kept talking shit like "I'll knock For's 'ed right off ov his shoulders!" And also calling thor out and trying to bet more and more money on the fight... But he got gassed out after round 1 and had the worst boxing technique ever just to lose. Fricking embarassing to watch

    Hope Eddie fat c**t Hall dies of a heart attack this year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are britbongs so insentient and weird? Their women are all ugly and do blackface. How did this race of abominations conquer the world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lad is malding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eddie is scared of dieting, whenever he start getting under 330lbs he starts panic bulking subconsciously because he feels he wouldn't be a "strongman" anymore if he lose too much bulk, even if he is retired and should maintain a leaner weight because right now he is obese by definition and its a strain on is health.

      I know because I have a friend like that, he is 6 foot tall and he start panicking every time he get close to under 200 lbs, last year he was cutting to see is abs and failed to do so and bulked back on junk food to 215 lbs with a spare tire belly, as a cope he says he feels better at that weight while never being lean a single day in is life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's Britains best sumo which you seemed to gloss over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with all this and I can just be explained with the fact is he a low class chav, that's all it is. He's very chavvy and I can't see how any brit actually enjoys his humour unless they are also a chav, all he does is remind me of the scum that walk these streets.

      Thors lift wasn't valid though no matter how much he says "eddie had all the time in the world to rest" at the end of the day Eddie did it on a stage, in front of a crowd, in an event. Thor did it at home. It's the same as Kipchoge, his WR run was insane but it shouldn't count because he had pace setters the entire way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf are you haters talking about? Watch Eddie and thors sit down meeting. Thor is screaming like a woman getting emotional while Eddie is calmly calling him a cheating b***h.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So two grown men acting like little girls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never said that I liked Thor or that I found him mature, he absolutely is screaming like a woman and is very emotional with multiple outbursts at WSM.

          Eddie is a chavvy low class moron who is also insanely strong and won 1(ONE) WSM which insanely favoured his skill set (static strength). He did the first and only valid 500kg deadlift (elephant bar and thor doing it in his home gym doesn't count) and then milked the whole ordeal for about 10 years since constantly talking about how he nearly died and he lost "a pint of blood from his eyes and ears". I can't stand Eddie, everything he says and does reminds me of the morons I meet in the UK, everything he says is embellished, why can't he just let his accomplishments speak for themselves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          I never said that I liked Thor or that I found him mature, he absolutely is screaming like a woman and is very emotional with multiple outbursts at WSM.

          Eddie is a chavvy low class moron who is also insanely strong and won 1(ONE) WSM which insanely favoured his skill set (static strength). He did the first and only valid 500kg deadlift (elephant bar and thor doing it in his home gym doesn't count) and then milked the whole ordeal for about 10 years since constantly talking about how he nearly died and he lost "a pint of blood from his eyes and ears". I can't stand Eddie, everything he says and does reminds me of the morons I meet in the UK, everything he says is embellished, why can't he just let his accomplishments speak for themselves.

          I agree with all this and I can just be explained with the fact is he a low class chav, that's all it is. He's very chavvy and I can't see how any brit actually enjoys his humour unless they are also a chav, all he does is remind me of the scum that walk these streets.

          Thors lift wasn't valid though no matter how much he says "eddie had all the time in the world to rest" at the end of the day Eddie did it on a stage, in front of a crowd, in an event. Thor did it at home. It's the same as Kipchoge, his WR run was insane but it shouldn't count because he had pace setters the entire way.

          >t.incel nerd autist with no banter

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of being a fatfrick who got his shit rocked by Halfthor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In pro strongman events Eddie sits at 2 wins at like 14 losses against thor.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when your titty meat wraps around to your back

    I would still bang him no double but that shit always gets me lol

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thor mogged him in deadlift and beat him up in boxing

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thor is better.
    Shaw is better.
    Big Z is miles better as a pro than any of them

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is he giving up on his delusional bodybuilding idea?

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