>The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life without consuming this every single day
How the hell did we get to this point?
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>The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life without consuming this every single day
Its slave juice. Its what turns you into an npc
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>Most people can
Hell no. Try it. Just try living without ANY coffee for two weeks. The headaches and drowsiness are unreal.
I never get headaches when I stop. I drink a ton of coffee too. Never got this one. I just feel like a zombie.
For how long do you stop drinking it? I don't get headaches until the third or fourth day.
I’ve done it multiple times, for as long as months. I don’t get headaches, I just don’t really get the benefits either. Maybe sleep a little better but even then it’s just not the same as a cup of coffee or preworkout before going to the gym. Feel like once you get adapted to coffee there’s not really any benefit to stopping
It's an enzyme or something that breaks down caffeine, a lot of people don't have it so they experience the same symptoms (or lack thereof) you're describing
2 weeks vs a lifetime? Find some willpower.
Frederick Douglas, a freed slave and genius, wrote about how slave owners used alcohol as a tool of social control on plantations.
No matter how badly the slaves were treated, as long as the slave owner gave them plenty of booze for the weekend, they would forget their troubles and be back to it on Monday.
It was when Douglas quit drinking alcohol that he became self-aware, self-educated, and made his great escape to New York City disguised as a sailor.
Historians posit that the Enlightenment, when Europeans left the dark age for an age of reason and scientific thought, was caused in large part by people adopting boiled coffee instead of relying on booze as the only substitute for undrinkable water.
>Is coffee good for you?
In limited amounts, yes. The medical guideline is 400mg or about 4 cups of coffee, or 8 cups of tea, per day.
In excess, caffeine addiction can cause stress, insomnia, heart issues. However, in moderation, coffee is proven to improve neural pathways in the brain. In other words, coffee improves neural connectivity and makes you smarter when used in moderation.
Reportedly, the sections of the brain concerned with vision, working memory, cognitive control, goal-directed behavior.
>massa gives you some beer cause he feels bad for your toils
>MUHFUGGIN YTPIPO TRYNA CONTROL BROTHA AGAIN
>Historians posit that the Enlightenment, when Europeans left the dark age for an age of reason and scientific thought, was caused in large part by people adopting boiled coffee instead of relying on booze as the only substitute for undrinkable water.
>boil undrinkable water to make drinkable coffee
>couldnt boil undrinkable water to make drinkable water
"muh more beer than water" is THE fastest way to spot a historical ignoramus
You dumb.
Here's a tip: first of all you're historically illiterate.
Here's another: how about both drinking yourself silly all day and being hopped up on goybeans giving yourself high blood pressure, destroying adrenal, etc. are both bad.
youre replying to a chat gpt post
Is coffe good for you?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5696634/
>Yes
>yet another thread about coffee
for fricks sake it really isn't that interesting
are these bots? viral marketers? or are there really people with nothing better to do than start threads about fricking brown caffeine water on this byzantine stonemasonry channel?
Thank you anon for the thread summary.
its a IST meme like guy standing at squat rack
found the coffee drinker
Just got the charges dismissed from my 2021 domestic incident with my ex-girlfriend. She was shit testing me so I threw her on the ground and Pride soccer kicked her a few times before throwing her in the bathtub in the bathroom of the hotel room we were staying in. Aggravated assault and terroristic threats dismissed because she didn’t show up to court three times in a row. Feeling good boys
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ahhahahahahaha
She would’ve shown up to court if she’d had her coffee in the morning.
Most people can, its just a matter of why limit yourself out of a refreshing and harmless stimulant drug?
Based
Coffee is good for you
you forgot the coom pic for your coffee thread
here you go
truth
>people will literally DIE not drinking this for like 24 HOURS
what the FRICK happened to """"""""aryan"""""""" men?
these fricking israelites need to fricking go!!!!!!1
Life is just better with coffee
>people will literally DIE not drinking this for like 2 minutes
What the FRICK happened to men? Wake up sheeple this isn't how we're supposed to live
No no, what happened to ARYAN men. The rest dont matter.
>drink as little as one weak cup of (even de-caffinated) coffee
>real time seborrhetic eczema breaks out on my face and it starts to itch
i think something is wrong with my intestines, I haven't taken a normal shit in forever.
Stop drinking that shit, then. Coffee also blocks collagen production. The worst I've looked on my face was when I was drinking four large cups of coffee every day. I love its fricking taste, but I prefer not to look mortuary.
yeah i'm trying, i went like 36 hours without a cup during the weekend until i started to get headaches
it's just such a good tool for boredom and poor sleep discipline
Frick. I never had upper body stretch marks until recently, when I started drinking instant coffee because of boogs. I got stretch marks on both biceps.
>Have severe very bad eczema
>Read these posts
>I drink four (4) cuppas a day
For fricks' sake. I'm going to have to try quitting coffee now. If this works I'll be thankful but what a moronic thing.
>four (4)
FC?
imagine being such a b***h you can’t handle a cup of coffee holy shit
I used to drink press coffee which was so strong that when I returned home after visiting my dad for a month, where I had drunk like 5 strong cups of brew coffee a day, I could notice a significant kick and euphoria when drinking my regular one cup, and I didn't even make it double strength like I did half the time. Point is, I think my body has already had a lifetime alottment of coffee.
So stop drinking it? It's not that hard.
Only been happening for thousands of years. Almost like people enjoy altering their consciousness.
I began getting jittery after just a single cup of coffee and cut it out entirely for 7 years during my peak working years. So it's in fact possible to stop drinking coffee even when you're getting ass blasted by life.
People have caffeine addictions way before the industrial revolution
Like 200 years before
I think widespread consumption of coffee in the west is actually fairly recent though. Tea was more popular most places up until like the 17/1800s and it just doesn’t hit the same as coffee
I often think I want to quit coffee to bulk and have better cardio when grappling
But as soon as I go below 2/day my mind goes to shit
It's gotta be 2. Not 3 or 4. 2
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE IF I DONT DRINK BEAN JUICE
>The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life without consuming this every single day
I like coffee. I like tea. I like fruits. I like vegetables. I like meat. I like meat. Frick meme diets.
Coffee good for you?
i wanto impregrante
Why'd she take her underwear off? Doesn't even look like a bathroom.
It's because they took away all the other stimulants that traditionally gave our ancestors variety. Qat? Illegal. Coca? Illegal. Coffee is the only one that's readily obtainable in the west and won't land you in prison
>”I haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t speak to me”
anything similar to this line is why I don’t like coffee drinkers, and I blame my mom for it.
Nobody ever said this unironically, stop being terminally online
except they do. go outside
Imagine being so weak and fragile that a cup of coffee can not only knock you on your ass but put your ass in a coma
Placebo cope. Coffee works or doesn't work depending on how much you allow it to. Simple as that. Coffee haters and coffee addicts cannot process this info
I noticed the same with meth
>The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life without consuming this every single day
Big, if true. Keep us updated when you get some studies to confirm.
I just drink two cups in the morning, before lifting, no more caffeine after that besides special occasions.
>drink one espresso at home
>feel fine
>drink one espresso at work
>jittery frick all day, noticeably worse sleep
Whatthefrick man
And no, they don't use robusta beans. I'm convinced they max the cafeïne on purpose to get more active wagies. Even coffee shop coffee doesn't do this to me.
Another coffee le bad thread. Tune in for our next unimportant spammed thread called "Is masturbation gonna destroy the world?" Why are we still here at this shithole?
Its because they have work to do, theyre in a cycle of not sleeping enough > drinking coffee > having trouble sleeping at night
If they were all neets they wouldnt need it
even when sober from caffeine for one month i still performed worse. some jobs need you wired above baseline. caffeine addict without fix is below line on coffe is at baseline or better. trick is to not be wired during late evening.
Drinking le coffee rn with peppermint creamer because it tastes good
Coffee guarantees that I take a shit before leaving my house. Only degenerates and people with health issues shit in public bathrooms.
>brown all_the_way_through
Thanks for the new fetish
I just squat when brushing my teeth in the morning, works as good as coffee
I avoided the coffee israelite for years and only started drinking it when I was about 26 years old. I love it now though. It’s the best.
It’s probably good in moderation but not in excess. Problem is, nobody can delineate between moderation and excess and if you drink it, you almost certainly veer into excess.
Caffeine and nootropics like piracetam led me to going back to uni to study a bland useless masters. turned into an insufferable compensating midwit. forget the wormpill, caffeine definitely hijacks your brain, particularly when used to get through lame white collar work like engineering, turns you into a fricking content, efficient robotic slave. after quitting 2 months ago im dumb as bricks now with no motivation to study or work in my field and just want to frick chicks and party. I feel reborn now, albeit majorly depressed from living a lie for so long as an automated machine. I'll need to reuse in the future when I go back to engineering dork land again to survive.
>31 years old
>stopped drinking caffeine 10 years ago
>literally live a perfectly fine life, awake all day
>sleep from 11/12 until 0645 every day
>wake up without much trouble
61% of Americans drink a coffee beverage every day of their life
I just can't relate
>tfw coffee
feels good to be immune to caffeine
You think they don't drink tea/coffee in the east?
It's a long story but coffee is a major contributing factor to our modern problems. From failed enlightenment values, to widespread anxiety and stress from GABA depletion and adrenal fatigue. Forget the consequences of sleep deprivation masked by this drug. Coffee is one of the world's most powerful stimulants. Imagine western offices offering coca drinks for workers to cover up their self destructive lifestyle so they can work more for the boss to make money. What's the big difference? There isn't one.
Life is pretty depressing in the West. Coffee is a cheap, fast, safe mood booster. At the end of the day, I believe it comes down to this
Life is depressing in the west because problems are not being solved, but masked by this drug. In many instances, this drug is the very cause. This is what addiction looks like. It's just a socially acceptable one.
Lol, not sure if serious
Tired? Instead of fixing sleep, just drink coffee. Couldn't sleep at all? Don't take a day for your health, just drink coffee. Developed insomnia? Great! You can work more! Have a cup of coffee. Burnt out? Don't worry, here's some fresh hot dopamine! Just keep grinding yo. Anxious from all that coffee depleting your GABA? No problem! Let's just put 12.6% of the population on Xanax and charge them up the ass for it. Cant pay for it? Dont worry, drink coffee work more. Working at max capacity? Let's push you further just for funsies.
Has your life fallen by the wayside because of this addiction? Starting to develop chemically induced depression from dopamine disregulation and GABA depletion? Eyyy here's some SSRIs that don't work. Have a cup of coffee. Is everyone around you on this drug literally all the fundamentally altering the culture of your civilization for the worse? Sounds like you need a cuppa joe, Joe.
Dude you're off the rails
Is the coffee in the room with you right now?
It's not that serious.
For me, I can go without it and I never experience withdrawals. Everything is still shit either way. Best pre workout too
>withdrawal is the only negative consequence from drugs
Withdrawals from caffeine likely won't kill you like alcohol or benzos or GABAergics in general. You likely have substantial withdrawal symptoms but don't recognize them because you're probably not even aware of what caffeine withdrawal does to the body. That's not something taught in school.
In business, there's a problem of leverage. One business borrows money to make more aggressive projects or expansion. This causes a game theory problem where every business now has to go into debt just to keep up with its peers, or risk being outcompeted. You end up with a business environment where every business is leveraged hard and all in debt. This is unhealthy and risky, but everyone is doing it so you don't have much of a choice.
The same principle applies in universities, where in certain competitive majors (such as law) students will consume amphetamines to gain a competitive edge. This causes other students to take amphetamines just trying to keep up and now you have an entire corpus of people engaging in this unhealthy behavior for no good reason. Same thing with bodybuilding competition and steroids.
Coffee is so socially acceptable it is expected you partake. The risks are downplayed, benefits exaggerated, and it goes from an occasional tool to a culture of drug use and/or addiction. Its immediate health and societal impacts are not readily apparent so they are ignored or the connection not made. The question next is qui Bono from a culture of coffee addicts?
I guess we would have to look at life before coffee, what was that like? Still shit for 99% of people
Caffeine is so insidious it's wild. Pure poison. Makes you a fricking robotic psychopath. Muslims started declining and became inbred morons because of Caffeine.
It's not a poison. It's a tool like any other tool. I believe the culture around it is a poison.
Coffee depletes GABA. GABA is hard to measure because blood levels are not indicative of brain levels so its not exactly a common test.
Do you know what 4 things are strongly linked to GABA disorders?
Autism
Depression
Anxiety
Schizophrenia
How is poison not poison? Your body immediately raises blood viscosity, HR, increases urine production, sweat, etc. to get rid of it.
It's a drug. It's a useful drug. Hence it is a tool. It kills small insects by making their insides explode. In small amounts it helps humans adapt to stress, think faster, and increases physical performance. This comes at a cost like anything else. The benefits outweigh the costs, in the short term and for temporary use. Same with alcohol, it stimulates GABA. Calms you down, helps you get along with your tribe, in small amounts. Too much and you pay a price. Create a culture around it and you end up with second and third degree consequences. People get into fights for no reason. People drive intoxicated and get others killed. People get taken advantage of at parties. People become vulnerable to other offenses. Same with coffee, only with different ripple effects such as higher societal anxiety, or a strong focus on hyperproductivity for no reason.
No amount is good, same as alcohol. Your body functions optimally without it - there is zero optimization afforded by consuming Crappeine.
The body is far from optimal. Again, drug provide you with certain effects which you may want. Berserkers would consume amanita mushrooms and slaughter their enemies. I'm sure their enemies bodies were all functioning """optimally""" without those mushrooms. They still lost. And now they're dead. Protip: those vikings eventually died too. Just like we all do
This is the other side. You're fucjed either way. Also, when you consider how poisoned our food supply is, our air, general environment, etc... coffee is a net positive
kek Bersekrers were morons who killed their own team half the time -bad example, drugs are bad mmkay? Raw dogging reality is the ultimate redpill.
Except that you're not rawdogging it, but are already consuming an infinite number of poisons from all directions, and without being aware of it
Coffee gives an immediate benefit and you control the intake at least
Did you know Caffeine makes more suggestible and easier to persuade? There's no benefit amigo.
https://www.spring.org.uk/2010/11/caffeine-makes-us-easier-to-persuade.php
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1559-1816.2005.tb02098.x
>It kills small insects by making their insides explode
I would like to know more
This is fair and something to consider
I don't have a problem quitting coffee if quiting will help me, I just never saw any downsides to it before
He is and he's right, you're a dumb Caffeinated goy animal.
Ok man, I didn't insult anyone
I think the railing against coffee in this thread looks like it's coming from a guy that had way too many cups today
We create a cultural and societal problem of coffee addiction, and yet you blame the individual for "having too much."
I always hated it. It makes my legs itch.
>>The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life without consuming this every single day
They can, it just makes life more fun
I already gave up alchohol, sigarettes, weed, junkfood and soda. Theres no way Im giving up my ONE comfy cuppa in the morning. Frick you
Does it matter, take your creatine and shut up
>me 30 years old
>have never drank coffee or energy drinks in my life
>rarely drink soda maybe a few times a year
>rarely drink alcohol either
>take no medications besides ibuprofen
>end up a completely worthless pathetic autistic friendless kissless virgin loser with no career living with my parents wanting to kill myself every waking moment
Sometimes I wonder if I drank coffee if it would have given me energy and led me to having a successful life. Probably not
Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault.
it's a drug, and it may provide you the needed tismo-focus and drive to unfrick your life, or may make for great 2-day sissy hypno goon sesh's ending up with getting pozzed by grindr bbc
The majority of adults in the western world cannot even lead a normal functioning life