The McDonalds Man

I’ve been eating McDonald’s everyday for over a month. Thoughts?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you the nofap guy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I have been going for 255 days in that pic, taken today.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good job. I made it 113 days once. I didn't notice any real effects. I'm considering starting a new 100 day streak but this time with no internet either (outside what is required for school and work and occasionally torrenting films/music)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >255 of nofap
        check test

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you look sad

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look skinnier and slightly more desperate than usual.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be working. You somehow look more alive in this photo than many of your previous ones. Did you get a job or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet, mayhaps October.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the hood hiding his baldness and sick-alien head shape.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why have you hyphenated sick alien?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I made it into a single adjective to qualify "head shape" non-ambiguously.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Headshape is oneword. And no, hyphenating sick alien there was totally grammatically incorrect. ESL.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Headshape is oneword
              It can be two, as well. You love my penis shape, for instance, and I know you really do, baby.

              >hyphenating sick alien there was totally grammatically incorrect.
              You know NOTHING about grammar, yet here you are, showcasing your ignorance with the typical confidence that comes with it. If not hyphenated, you could interpret it as "sick" qualifying "alien head shape", for one. Look, just go to libgen, type "grammar" in, and download a book or two. I know you won't, because your attention span and intelect are clearly subpar, but that's my advice, anyway. See you. Don't bother to reply; I won't be reading it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was grammatically incorrect and no amount of cope is ever going to change that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If not hyphenated, you could interpret it as "sick" qualifying "alien head shape",
                People are just as likely, if not more so, to interpret 'sick-alien' that way than 'sick alien'. Maybe you should have just used a less ambiguous word for it. Like ill, or sickly.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where did you go to get your vacant stare fixed?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interestingly you are less ugly when your hair isn't visible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I don't have a good upper head. I should wear hats/hoods as much as possible.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You looked healthier here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's the fuller mustache

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you ever smile?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm laughing at something, yes. Otherwise no I don't just force fake smiles radomly for no reason, that's really gay.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Just kpop smile and everyone will love the hell out of you even if you think they're walking garbage.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I find it to be really gay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't like being adored?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not in a gay way, no.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well i'm a psycho so it's the only way I feel human.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                🙂

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where tf is your mustache gone eggman ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m now growing an Amish beard from September 1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shave that off or convert to Islam

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Islam it is then.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get a lot of in /misc/ but you're not welcome here Scottish Steve pedo butthole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think he’s a pedo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing as Scottish people. I don’t descend from Gaels and don’t speak Gaelic. Ergo I’m not Scottish.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I agglutinate both. Non-midwits can work out from context. Dilate. Simpleton.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really don't care what you do. you're wrong.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Language is defined by use. Everyday for both will soon be standard, thus correct. Keep dilating.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else have to watch super size me in school? When I was in the seventh grade, my health teacher (who was a fit milf) sat us down to watch some skinnyfat dude scarf down mcdicks for 30 days. Pretty strange looking back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Supersize Me
      He was literally an alcoholic all through the filming and he was eating 5000+ calories everyday in McDonald's. He is a total fraud.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how's the amish beard coming along

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You tell me. OP pic is from a few hours ago. I shaved the mustache for the first time back on September 11th, but it'll take a while for it to grow in thicc. I'd say by around September 21 onward the beard should be fairly noticeable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah nice, keep it up based selfie anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you zoom in on the lower face you can see it beginning to take shape. 🙂

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically thought that tyou was Henry Cavill on the thumbnail. Nofap must be working

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      255 days and counting 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the light stubble really accentuates my jawline.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nofap guy is epic

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samuel our hero

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Peasant Prince

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    your skin looks bad and your face is gaunt.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most women love a gaunt willy

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fella is as regular as 'John Wayne...IS... Brannigan' on IST.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Said the porn addict. You can't go 3 months without porn

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What coat is that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a The North Face jacket.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    exfoliate your skin bruv

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