The old and fat shouldnt be allowed into gyms

When they are, they:
>have no clue what to do, despite there being PTs and training programs available
>hop from one machine to another with no rhyme or reason
>have a particular tendency to waste time on the lat pull down, chest fly and leg extension machines for some reason
>are an eyesore
>are especially likely to get naked in the locker room for some reason, compounding the previous point
>never make any progress and vanish after a few months
>but still worsen the experience for everyone else in the meantime

At the very least, a minimum fitness test should be required before becoming a member. If someone can’t reach at least an army boot camp level of pull-ups and cardio, it’s absolutely moronic to allow them into a training space.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah you're being a daft c**t.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is a bait thread but I like the idea of a fitness test before being allowed to join a gym

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m being 100% unironic. The only people I’ve ever seen making progress in a gym were twinks and young girls.
      Anyone fat or close to retirement age is just there to waste time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an old lady at my gym that looks to be in her late 60's that's pretty jacked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like the idea of a fitness test before being allowed to join a gym
      Barely 5 days into 2024 and we already have a candidate for dumbest poster of the year.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like joining a guild in an rpg. You need certain stats before you can enter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This might blow your mind, but you can actually do shit like jogging, sprinting, pull-ups, push-ups and the like without going to a gym.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sprinting
          >push-ups
          >pull-ups
          Yeah those literal 80 year old men doing mobility exercises with their physiotherapists in the gym should just go outside and do a Murph circuit in the snow in the dead of winter at -38 degrees Celsius

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might be fricking crazy to you but a business owner would rather have a client who doesn't use the equipment for the same amount of money. Insane I know.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >~~*business owners*~~ don’t give a shit about quality
            No, it doesn’t actually surprise me at all.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >instantly resorts to le israelites
              You are, in essence, moronic. Maybe gyms should test IQ instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be forced to max out on machines before moving to free weights.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Public gyms are exclusively for the old and fat. Anybody who us serious about lifting owns their own gym equipment.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gym owner here, I’ll accept money from anyone

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h is pretty hot for someone with a kid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nearly every woman I know who managed to avoid the wall had kids at a young age. Really makes you think.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gyms like planet fitness should require nothing, when I want to upgrade to other gyms with free weights I need to demonstrate an acceptable knowledge of programming. I don’t care about DYELs that follow an actual program and are doing non-meme exercises, I do care when some moron is doing meme exercises and being a waste of space.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A poor effort is better than no effort, your arguement is moronic and cherry-picked. Plenty of old and fat people have made progress in the gym, just because you haven't witnessed it with you own eyes means nothing. This homie got gains impermanence

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically this. If you're bench or machine pressing and you can't even do 25 pushups in a row, you're a moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're doing more than 20 push ups in a row, you're a moron who doesn't even know push up progressions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you're doing more than 20 push ups in a row, you're a moron who doesn't even know push up progressions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up homosexual

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a minimum height requirement (at least 6'2 for all men). They're the only ones with suitable genetic material, so why waste resources on human filth? It's not like the others will amount to anything anyways.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe join a real gym and stay out of those planet fitness, anytime fitness gyms…

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own gym then homosexual.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if it's a elderly bodybuilder?
    I know a guy that bench press 200kg in his 60s

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