The strongest, tallest and least bald man in the world has rejected Greek yogurt returned to his vegan roots for many months now and his lifts have be...

The strongest, tallest and least bald man in the world has rejected Greek yogurt returned to his vegan roots for many months now and his lifts have been steadily increasing alongside his range of motion. What's your excuse?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >barilla

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barilla is based, they hate the gays.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          tomato probably

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with that? De Cecco is better but Barilla is better than store-brand.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Blaha really has Peak Aryan Aesthetics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The big lenny of powershitting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post lifts, you wont. Meanwhile Blaha is doing 10 consecutive pullups in a row

      Shut the frick up, jason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The best of me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick anon my sides

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        frick anon my sides

        I don't get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prussian Nordic af

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta get bigger. gotta get leaner. gotta get bigger

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The diet that fueled over 3,000 Jason Bourne style executions. Also why does his alien metabolism work the same as humans that doesn’t make any sense

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE TRUE ALHPA MALE
    THE NON NEGOTIABLE
    THE FRICK YOU KID
    THE I WILL END YOU
    THE SNATCH AND GRAB
    THE TEETH DESTROYER
    THE SECTION 8 WARLORD

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mentally ill, fat, bald, 4 eyes, roidtroony with stolen valor is hopping on a bandwagon
    YAAAAAAAAAAWN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post lifts, you wont. Meanwhile Blaha is doing 10 consecutive pullups in a row

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bench 2 plate
        Squat 2 plate for 7
        Deadlift 2 plate for 17
        16 pull-ups
        3x7 min mile

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >successful coaching business
          0

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because I’m an engineer also my wife is a doctor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Post lifts, you wont.
        You'll homies don't even read your own posts

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ground coffee
    >flavored ground coffee
    lmeo

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Putting your produce in plastic bags
    NGMI

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all those foods are the same color

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bros about to turn yellow at 3am

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan roots
    Delusional homosexual

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a male in your 40s and sharing your groceries with the world like an excited instaprostitute

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like good food options, what's wrong with it?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, guarantee you he's sperging like this cause alphadestiny said he's going vegan again

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chickpea pasta
    Horrible, don't fall for this meme. You're paying up to 8 times as much for a few extra grams of protein (plant protein btw). Grams of protein you could easily be getting from an extra sip of milk or an extra bite of chicken.
    >b-but I'm not a poorgay so I can waste my money however I choose
    Even from the perspective of taste chickpea pasta is worse. The cheapest boxed store brand stuff is still a better option. The texture of "properly" cooked chickpea pasta is the texture of overcooked regular pasta, al dente is impossible to achieve given its ingredients. Just buy regular pasta and add some sausage or chicken, sauce or pesto.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably also for the gluten-free meme

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When it comes to taste and texture even gluten free shit is better than chickpea/lentil based pasta. I've tried it all.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look just like him physique wise but my legs are better, should I kill myself?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that DONG

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how else is he going to get his protein?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he almost 50? You can clown on him but it's easy to be fit when you're 22. He's more jacked than 99.9% of men his own age.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf im going to stop eating meat now because of this post

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been vegan since november and i keep gaining strength and losing weight.
    protein is overhyped and so is meat
    this is my 16th year lifting btw
    god i love carbs

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