>there are actually men with a larger than average penis but are kissless virgins in their 30s
haha imagine being one of those pathetic autistic losers. i should i mean they should kill themselves haha
>In my 30s >Lost the kissless rank last year >Sucked on a titty this year >b***h said she's too shy to suck a dick >Bounce >Still can't talk to girls in my gym
haha what a crazy thing to think of, a kissless virgin just jerking off his porn tier wiener and never even seeing a boob his entire life let alone having sex, what a funny totally made up scenario haha
exactly haha. and them him jerking off and seeing how large his wiener gets as he's busting and thinking about how pathetic it is that he sits there in the dark jerking off into a tissue or towel and that no woman will ever see his dick, or see his cum, or that his cum will ever go into a vegana, or a girl's mouth, or literally anywhere besides being completely wasted. what a hilarious and impossible scenario haha
I actually once tricked a girl into sucking my dick simply using the fact that I have a micropenis. I was at a party and some how we got on the topic of penis size. There were four girls there and two guys including me, and the girls there thought it was hilarious that there are guys that were sub four inches. I told them that I was two inches and they laughed and asked if they could see it. I told them they could but only if one of the sucked me off as payment. One of them agreed and sucked me off on the spot in front of everyone. The thing is I'm not actually 2" hard, I'm actually 3.5". Simply devilish.
>be me >8 inch wiener, thick as frick >Tell every woman I'm with that I'm only 6 inches and average girth. >They think every guy afterwards is not only small, but so insecure they lie about their size.
Good luck out there fellas.
>studied hard >Had a shit office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet
>be obese child, tons of bullying from peers, teachers, mothers boyfriends made me an anxious nervous beta with low self esteem >shit happenings with girls my age lead to me being unable to speak or even look at them, stuff like asking one out and her saying yes as a joke, or talking to one weeb chick about a manga and then overhearing other students talking about me saying I was a creep for talking to her >senior year lose all the fat, actually handsome face, grow to 6’2” >get over shyness after grandfather passes because too angry to let myself be shy anymore >start fricking girl, takes my virginity we begin dating >convinces me my dick is small by just casually saying she thought tall guys had big dicks >5.5” >become insanely insecure over this >fast forward mid 20s >frick new girl >holy frick I’m hitting bottom >holy frick I’ve never felt a stretch like this >holy frick she’s crying and begging me to stop going so deep and to go (even) slower >holy frick she’s asking me to just use the head after a few rounds >measure wiener >7”, thicker too can’t even toilet paper tube
Phew. Grew to be over 6’ last minute, and by some grace of god my dick grew too
not their fault ~~*they*~~ are putting chemicals in the water that nuke mens hormones
do not have children in the cities
rural areas tap water is fricked too, make your children drink natural fountain water, specially during puberty
They exist so that average-sized men can feel better about themselves. Same with manlets and 6' guys.
>there are actually men with a larger than average penis but are kissless virgins in their 30s
haha imagine being one of those pathetic autistic losers. i should i mean they should kill themselves haha
So true haha…
>In my 30s
>Lost the kissless rank last year
>Sucked on a titty this year
>b***h said she's too shy to suck a dick
>Bounce
>Still can't talk to girls in my gym
how did you overcome embarrassment of being kissless in your 30s to actually attempt and approach women?
haha what a crazy thing to think of, a kissless virgin just jerking off his porn tier wiener and never even seeing a boob his entire life let alone having sex, what a funny totally made up scenario haha
exactly haha. and them him jerking off and seeing how large his wiener gets as he's busting and thinking about how pathetic it is that he sits there in the dark jerking off into a tissue or towel and that no woman will ever see his dick, or see his cum, or that his cum will ever go into a vegana, or a girl's mouth, or literally anywhere besides being completely wasted. what a hilarious and impossible scenario haha
"men"
It's pretty understandable in his case.
Cute belly
I actually once tricked a girl into sucking my dick simply using the fact that I have a micropenis. I was at a party and some how we got on the topic of penis size. There were four girls there and two guys including me, and the girls there thought it was hilarious that there are guys that were sub four inches. I told them that I was two inches and they laughed and asked if they could see it. I told them they could but only if one of the sucked me off as payment. One of them agreed and sucked me off on the spot in front of everyone. The thing is I'm not actually 2" hard, I'm actually 3.5". Simply devilish.
>be me
>8 inch wiener, thick as frick
>Tell every woman I'm with that I'm only 6 inches and average girth.
>They think every guy afterwards is not only small, but so insecure they lie about their size.
Good luck out there fellas.
I was looking at condom sizes, at least one company uses "close" for their small size.
As in close but no cigar?
>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife
>He is sever autist
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet
At least your son sounds like he's going to grow up and be based
>be obese child, tons of bullying from peers, teachers, mothers boyfriends made me an anxious nervous beta with low self esteem
>shit happenings with girls my age lead to me being unable to speak or even look at them, stuff like asking one out and her saying yes as a joke, or talking to one weeb chick about a manga and then overhearing other students talking about me saying I was a creep for talking to her
>senior year lose all the fat, actually handsome face, grow to 6’2”
>get over shyness after grandfather passes because too angry to let myself be shy anymore
>start fricking girl, takes my virginity we begin dating
>convinces me my dick is small by just casually saying she thought tall guys had big dicks
>5.5”
>become insanely insecure over this
>fast forward mid 20s
>frick new girl
>holy frick I’m hitting bottom
>holy frick I’ve never felt a stretch like this
>holy frick she’s crying and begging me to stop going so deep and to go (even) slower
>holy frick she’s asking me to just use the head after a few rounds
>measure wiener
>7”, thicker too can’t even toilet paper tube
Phew. Grew to be over 6’ last minute, and by some grace of god my dick grew too
Ex fatties end up with micro penises for the same reason they end up with gyno