Imagine your girlfriend not being able to eat solid foods for some whatever reason, and then she sees you eating a sandwich, you say "Want a bite?" and she goes "If only I could you dumbass" so you ask her to close her eyes and open her mouth, then you kiss her and give that bite fully mawled to her like a mother bird giving her sons food. Dang...
my gf in high school chewed up a breadstick and spit it in my mouth for some reason. I still don't know why she did that but I enjoyed it. She never did it again.
>Teeheehee I'm going to make Anon mad so he'll yell at me and tell me I'm a bad girl for being so gross. Then maybe he'll hold me down and frick me hard
>Spits chewed up food into his mouth
>He just calmly swallows it and murmurs "Mmm, nutrients" before saying "thanks babe, I was famished"
lol she did it in the middle of school lunch and it was actually to gross out the rest of the people at the table, but I don't know why she was so sure I would be into it.
if you don't train your jaw muscles you'll become a recessed subhuman
no u wont unless ur a child
jaw muscles can atrophy. Over the span of several years of never chewing anything you'll lose bone mass
Wow! How do I densitymaxx my bones?
Just regularly beat the shit out of yourself with a hammer
enjoy your receding chin
someone knocked your teeth out so you can give better blow jobs ?
ok gramps
enjoy having Taco Bell levels of diarrhea every day
Imagine your girlfriend not being able to eat solid foods for some whatever reason, and then she sees you eating a sandwich, you say "Want a bite?" and she goes "If only I could you dumbass" so you ask her to close her eyes and open her mouth, then you kiss her and give that bite fully mawled to her like a mother bird giving her sons food. Dang...
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my gf in high school chewed up a breadstick and spit it in my mouth for some reason. I still don't know why she did that but I enjoyed it. She never did it again.
>Teeheehee I'm going to make Anon mad so he'll yell at me and tell me I'm a bad girl for being so gross. Then maybe he'll hold me down and frick me hard
>Spits chewed up food into his mouth
>He just calmly swallows it and murmurs "Mmm, nutrients" before saying "thanks babe, I was famished"
>Why did I think this would work
lol she did it in the middle of school lunch and it was actually to gross out the rest of the people at the table, but I don't know why she was so sure I would be into it.
dang
Oral health. Just like muscles and resistance training, your teeth and gums benefit from chewing hard food.
I do OSMAW to avoid atrophy.
putting meals in the blender is surprising disgusting
Few things are as unsettling as when you put meat into the vitamix on a whim and have your first taste of liquefied beef.
If you squint it looks like a vehicle with a very tall cope cage.
t. jawlet