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Just remember - it's what's on the inside that counts, but on the outside that matters.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost been 12h since we had this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me the tigers and the elephant

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the 'phant and rodents. Zergling+ultralisk combo is tried and true.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta take the rats because nothing will be able to deal with them otherwise. Wolves are good against so much else because of excellent teamwork, but can they actually take down an elephant? The only way to choose, really, is to find the things that nothing else can deal with so you're not stuck against an unstoppable enemy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i’ll take the gators and tigers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gorilla + tiger. still not gonna live but could put up a fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant and Tigers
      Tigers can take everything but the bear
      Elephant can take out everything but the human

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imma take Groknar the Hunter and the pack of wolves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant win, only choose how you die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grizzly and Silverback combo would annihilate everything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caveman and the gorillas in my corner.
      We'll retreat to the trees, deal with the tigers + rats up in the branches, whatever is left after their assault we will strike from our arboreal fortress to pick away at them until all lay dead before us.

      Apes together, strong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolfpack and gorillas. Not even a question.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just look like brad pitt bro

  3. 2 months ago
    Otter mode nigga

    I will look like this come mid December this year. Mark my words.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you luck friend, I too will aim for this look.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a bot thread? i don't understand why this shit everyday
    am i the only real person in this board??????????????????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I the only real person on this board?
      You're not quite entirely a human I'm afraid more like 3 fifths of a person I'm surprised your handler permitted you to use the internet

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fun isn't real, guys!
    >NO! STOP HAVING FUN. I'M SERIOUS
    gee, i wonder why women don't like you. good luck, liftcel

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for women is super gay
    I lift so I keep my rage in check

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just look like one of the best looking men that ever lived bro!
    yeah not that hard.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POWER RANKING:
    D tier:
    >wolves
    match up is utter shit against anything that isn't a human. hunting strategy is only effective against prey that's already running

    C tier:
    >rats
    2nd least efficient choice by weight, only exceeding the human. only choice incapable of quickly killing.
    >lions
    direct downgrade from tigers. the ONLY argument you could make is taking both lions and tigers, otherwise tigers are better in every aspect
    >alligator
    (assuming the fight's on land) low land mobility and easy to outmaneuver. only way they're useful is if the opponent literally walks into them, and even then there's better choices.

    B tier:
    >human
    least durable pick on the list - complete garbage on defence, gets bodied by nearly every other choice. almost a direct downgrade from elephant. the ONLY saving grace is they can attempt to throw their spear at you for a 1hit ko, but failing that they're killed nearly instantly by anything else. at least they outrun rats and alligators?
    >gorilla
    decent tank/damage hybrid, but inferior in mobility and killing power to other choices and too few.

    A tier:
    >bears
    power class. heavy and high damage, with jaws and claws. only downside is mid tier mobility and low numbers, but match up well against nearly everything here

    S tier:
    >tigers
    powerful ambushers. NOT picking them means they're the only animal that can reliably hit you from atop an elephant. very high mobility and damage means they can get critical picks on, say, human and gorillas and generally sow chaos. match up well against everything except maybe bears, but have the numbers advantage. straight up bigger and stronger than lions, with the same numbers
    >elephant
    kills half the opponents just by walking on them, kills the other half by goring them through its tusks. sitting atop the elephant in battle makes you immune to almost every other animal's attacks except maybe tiger. most efficient choice by weight, and decent mobility too

    don't bother arguing, I'm right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to actually reply, it's over

      https://i.imgur.com/0IwWD0H.jpg

      It's almost been 12h since we had this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very well thought out. I agree completely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Failed to take the numbers into account. Human is losing to everything except arguably the rats

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFMI calc says peak natty at 10% is 77kg for me. So I have the range from 61,6kg to 69,3kg. While Pitt weighed 76kg in this picture and I would need to weigh 75kg to look similar.
    Nice pasta anon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep making threads on how to get abs in 6 months and none of you gays respond but you keep making this shit thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat low fat, low sugar foods at a very slight caloric deficit
      >planks, crunches, russian twists, v-ups till failure, then repeat
      >cardio to get leaner faster
      dang

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post height, weight, years of training, diet, s/b/dl/ohp, routine you're running

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting shit always gets slid for demoralization threads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDB5wzgY4c
      post height, weight, years of training, diet, s/b/dl/ohp, routine you're running

      you going to answer or what? you do want help and not just bait around right? anon?

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