These came out of my butt in the shower this morning

These came out of my butt in the shower this morning

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nerve gas

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tapeworm. eat it. rich in protein

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parasite comes out
      >put it back in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. fricker has been stealing your gains for who knows how long. steal them back.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stealing gains
        >thin little dyel worm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is this really a parasite? Years ago when I was younger I pulled one of these out of my ass while wiping after a shit too. I thought I had just accidentally eating a string or something

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many holes does your body have

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one time i thought i found one of these swirling around in the shower. got a little panic attack, picked it up and it was just the string off my loofah

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic and onion smoothies will kill these suckers. I'm talking a lot of garlic. Do it.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like undigested gum

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you shoving shit up your ass

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you swallowed some gum 7 years ago

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fricking shitfrickass titty shit fricked fricker is that OP

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have parasites

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop letting men top you on the reg and you wont have this problem.
    Also what is with those bathroom tiles?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rawtard bread?

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  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you didnt touch it.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're shedding intestinal lining. You should probably see a doctor ASAP.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a green bean growing inside of you. Could've had free beans for life but you expelled it.

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