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Just work out at home for a month?
I need the bench
Don't go on Mondays you should know better by now
being preping by going at 5am for past 2 weeks
Me on the bottom left
>tfw no squirting machine at my gym
Cancelling my membership right now.
Is that Carlos?
What muscle does this train?
Core mainly
It’s the buck breaker 5000, he’s actually sitting on a peg
Bussius maximus
I unironically can't wait, all the mires and zoomettes asking for help
frick i am strong but i dont want to have awkward conversations
November is when they sweep in. The thought of "hurr what's my NYR going to be" creeps into their npc minds around then and the ones who decide they suddenly want to work out get this influx of short-lived motivation and think "why wait until January when I can start now!". Half will be gone by February and 90% gone by May
t. been going to the gym for 14 years
Mine actually wait till February to come in. I can't tell if they're so lazy they don't get off their asses until February or figure that January is so busy they'll just come in Feb.
Normalgays are moronic, I waited until August to come in
>November is when they sweep in.
Guilty!
But both gyms I tried out after work weren't packed, so all is good.
newbie here who started lifting in February this year. I noticed a big increase this november as well. I never experienced gym in january so I hope it doesn't get worse
I plan on gatekeeping by screaming and grunting loudly as I slam my weights. Fortunately I am a fixture at my gym and gym management can't get rid of me that easily.
my gym only has one normal bench and it's miraculously never taken when I want it
it's the pulley cables that there's always some prostitute hogging for 20 minutes at a time
>20 minutes
>hogging
lmao have a nice day, i hate weakling morons like you who have no idea how to train
do you identify as prostitute?
yeah except usually they leave their mat and towel and bottle and shit there and go do something else in between lol
those couple days before christmas are so nice though
you go during usual peak hours and it's basically empty because people went home for the holidays except for the couple of regulars you usually see
it's so chill
I love that feeling
Will those weight loss drugs cause some gyms to be less crowded?
Maybe less women at the gym
This literally doesn't happen at my gym. We get like 3 new people and maybe 1 of them stays.
Good. The more people are fit the better. Gym recently became very popular among zoomers in my country so it's cool. They also wear berserk t-shirts.
biddy
My gym is full of fatties getting PT sessions so I'm mostly unaffected by this.
Doesn't happen at my outdoor gym in minus 15 degrees Celsius
Not for me they’re not
I will be there hogging the rack in january and there's nothing you can do about it.
could have built a much better homegym with the money you wasted on those gay ass overpriced powerblocks
and it's not one but TWO
such horrible taste
Nice looking gym, anon
Its been packed in my gym since school let out for Christmas break
Luckily I bench, deadlift, OHP and do pullups in the squat rack.
Everyone hates you and you should know it
I go to the gym at 5AM, no one's there
>brian who squats 3pl8 as a 1RM hates you
LMFAO i dont care at all, tf is little brian going to do? seethe when i throw his max around?
>not already being homegympilled
ngmi
Go in the morning, or after 21:00. No idea why all the seethe about NYR. The times that were already packed will now be more packed, and even then it's mostly cardio machines that are busy.
Happy cause i just got 2 kilos of my choccy protein before all the newbie dyels cause the price to go up even more.
>New audience to mog
It's smurfing season
Hell yeah, and I'll be one of the new recruits. I finally have enough leftover money to sign up to the gym, and have been on my weight gaining diet for two months now, I believe it would be a good time to start building muscle, so that I can hopefully skip the chubby phase. I thought of some exercises to cycle between, and am now thinking of what gym I'd like to sign up to. I'd prefer to go to one where I can also practice a sport, but those tend to be twice the price.
my gym is packed since all of thee guys are back from college
More and more people will realize it's all pointless, lifting, working, self improving, going out with friends, getting women, everything. They will never make it and they will never live the life they thought they would live.
The younger generations are realizing early how fricked they are compared to the older gens so they will stop going to the gym eventually.
Things weren't like this ten years ago, but they are now and they will only get worse.
Oh no you won't. Not this shit on christmas.
Dodge this
You can't hurt me, I died a long long time ago.
Good. Now frick off.
Couldnt be me.
If you really believed any part of that dumbass novel you just wrote, then why don't you have a nice day?
Its OVER!
life without pain has no meaning. embrace the fact we need to struggle compared to boomers. for millenia humans have suffered terrible hardships and you're here moaning that life isn't going to be perfect without perfect genes. if everyone had perfect genes a ne hierarchy would emerge in sexual selection and power dynamics
it is what it is. now get in with it. plenty of joy in life even if you're ugly
>you’ll be too poor to exercise
Working out is the cheapest hobby I can think of, like literally just lift heavy things, do push ups, and run homie
It’s the ultimate poor gay hobby
Bruh, wtf. It was always thus. In the end you always die, and it was never as good as you wanted
Meawhile, a nice visit to the gym will serve to distract you for an hour. If your life is going to end up inevitably wasted, might as well waste it in a productive fashion
Tfw home gym.
The real trick is to just go early in the morning instead of evening. These people barely even have the willpower to go to the gym at all, let alone wake up early in the morning to go workout
Mine has been weirdly busy for the last 2 weeks or so
holiday hangover monkeys tryna get the jump on the shit they are about to eat.
>go to pf (i know i know)
>people wear tank tops, grunt loudly and drop weights all the time
>no one cares, never heard the meme lunk alarm
I wonder if the new year resolutioners are going to complain
Do people really care if you start around this time?
may they learn and enjoy their time in the gym and learn to truly live. we rise together