They didn't look like this
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They didn't look like this
They didn't look like this
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prove it.
homies be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wear Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend homie.
what are you talking about you fricking pavement ape?
How bout you get my dick out cho mouth first.
Who’s Cho and why is your dick in their mouth
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She looks great. Weird lighting and small pecs but she looks very athletic. Really, the only difference between her and a modern swimmer physique is a couple of days of full-body specialized resistance training each week.
>she
absolutely zased
IST BTFO!!!! Holy SHIT!!!
Change your smoke detector batteries jamal
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
But I did have breakfast this morning, what u talkin bout white boy
>CHIRP
>…
>CHIRP
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>CHIRP
these homies dont get it fr fr
they been chasing dick their whole life
That's pretty attainable Black person. That's just a swimmer's body and Greeks from Italy's coastal regions got plenty of swimming
Trolling, body dysphoria, or mental moronation?
if anything then the second. but having visible abs and pec seperation truly is no superhuman feat
He looks great. Weird lighting and small pecs but he looks very athletic. Really, the only difference between him and a modern swimmer physique is a couple of days of full-body specialized resistance training each week.
That's a swimmer. Decathletes come pretty close to the Greek statue look because both are the result of multi-discipline track and field training. Greeks were a little stockier because they wrestled and probably didn't cut as hard though.
Also everyone was 5’ tall
>culture where the aristocratic, warrior caste practice cremation
>their slaves are buried
>2k years later, anthropologists: wow. they were 5' and their dna shows they had dark features.
Those aren't Greeks but Epirians, modern Albanians. The name of Albania is Shqiperia, High- Eperius, but because Adolf Hitler lost the West rewrote history to please ~~*them*~~.
albanians are turkish rape babys lmao ancient epirians were greek/illyrian rape babys btw
the albanian sub90 iq schizo strikes again
That's a normal athletic physique
How come you don’t look like that
not him but i had more mass before bulking and looked like that
You’re not him. This is an A and B conversation so feel free to C yourself out this thread
get a room, homosexual
not him but lmao at (you)
how dyel are you that THAT is an unobtainable physique?
not him but i’m gay and thirsty for attention so i’m going to reply to you and include myself in it
I eat more, as we do in our industrialized age. It's a statue of a low body fat pre industrial age man from a society that thought physical fitness was an almost divine pursuit.
It shows. You are very well-versed in vernacular, and have a bevy of words to articulate yourself with.
Black folk
I do look like that
I do
Already do, except my biceps and thighs are thicker since I often ride bicycle and bench.
I do, nutrition and training in the space year 2023 are quite a lot better than whatever those people had access to. A normal guy can attain this physique in 1 year training like a dumbass with no program to speak of.
I do, my peepee is the same size too
I was there then
They did look like that
the orgies must have been a blast for you
Can we just rangeban OP?
>They didn't look like this
meanwhile a random dyel Black person from the catalog
Holy frick this thread has made me realize most of you dyel homosexuals can't even discern muscle mass. Absolute fricking blind morons
You literally think this is an impressive physique and MC ride, an emaciated druggy Black person, is 80% there. Post body. Don't ever call anyone moron again.
>>MC ride, an emaciated druggy Black person, is 80% there
>>80% there
>Literally looks Auschwitz tier, no fricking muscle, 5ft8 and a giant funko pop head
Wow great job you blind homosexual you totally powned me1!
post body dyel
he would need to work out for 2 years to get the muscle mass in the statue. probably more honestly.
peak male form
>random
frick off
stfu moron
leave.
shut the frick up, moron. holy shit
kys pleb
muh esoteric harsh noise band. you're not special homosexual
why not? i look like this and I've only lifted for a year at 30 yrs old
then how did they know what it looked like?
>Aesthetic bodies were those who looked 8-10%
Shit hasn't changed one bit.
greek statues always look kind of gay to me
Idk what it is. Maybe the way they're standing
Yes they did. They're just lean dudes.
Ok, amerilard. Try mowing your lawn with a scythe and eating homecooked food and see how fat you can get.
who did they base the sculptures on then?
Anime.
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as you wish
I luv u bro
>Verification not required.
legend
Even gonna give you kyriakos 6 for good measure although sadly i do not have more pics
They did.
i don't post my body here because someone steals pics and posts them writing a bunch of bullshit
fat
ok. post body then since you're not afraid of anything big guy
i never claimed to look like op.
then shut the frick up dyel
lying fat piece of shit
post body immediately coward
you first fatso
never ask someone to post body if you're not willing to do it first newbie coward
fat
don't call people fat then, dyel homosexual
Why would they not? Greek statues are pretty DYEL and look mostly like multi-discipline track athletes, which is coincidentally also what they trained like.
Cardio kills mass gains, imagine those days without motor vehicles or marching 100 km on foot to engage in a battle. The greek statues are perfect for the standards of that era, the upper class was fat but the slaves and lower class was scrawny, the statues depict gods and soldiers who trained in combats but also cared about their diet to retain their mass. Only the statue of hercules appears to be too jacked and out of place.
Wrong. The average aristocratic male could spend upwards of 7 hours in the gymnasium daily. Slaves were entierly forbidden from entering them. Athletics was a pastime of the upper classes.
>The average aristocratic male could spend upwards of 7 hours in the gymnasium daily
ideally yes, Greek free citizens of any class adored athletic bodies but usually aristocrats only competed in chariot racing. I don't think an upper class person with 10 slaves would ever combat in pankration willing to deform his skull or have his joints crushed.
The truth is you could not sustain your body mass as a olympic athelte without proper nutrition, so most athletes of the lower class (who were on the verge of becoming slaves) had to be good hunters, farmers and merchants at the same time.
>I don't think an upper class person with 10 slaves would ever combat in pankration willing to deform his skull or have his joints crushed.
Because you project modern WASP bourgeois sensibilities on ancient nobility.
Protip: Ancient nobles would be considered psychopathic Black folk nowadays. Basically their only hobbies were partying and fighting.
>They didn't look like this
Correct. The best of them looked better, as the best of us do today.
holy moron
Correct
2000ng/dl test would not give you the physique a 300ng/dl modern man can get from commersial gyms. idk why this is so hard for you to grasp
You think the modern man has an advantage because of commercial gyms? Holy dipshit lmfao, I hope this is just you having an ESL moment
there's 16yo 120lb twinks squatting 400lbs on instagram right now. probably only a select few had that strength in ancient times and they all would be twice as big minimum.
関係ないだろう
i accept your concession chink
This. The average physically active modern man is massively, comically stronger than the average physically active ancient man.
A modern physically active man loses to a set of stairs.
that's a strange projection
This, also bigger and more defined.
Ancient man, however, was much more powerful, brave and violent.
That's just a cultural effect, meanwhile the difference in strength and size is genetic. If you took a random gym guy and gave him the cultural upbringing of an ancient man, he'd surpass Herakles because our average man is bigger, taller, stronger, expert in more sports and with more endurance than the fittest of the ancients.
Nah. We've been selected for size and IQ, ie. low test and high estro, for generations now, at least since the 18th century. It's over.
>there are people on this board who think everyone responds to gear the same way
Ethnicity?
>roidtroony mental gymnastics
first of all you have no foreskin
I can literally fill my foreskin up with piss just like a water balloon and your mother loves it. Natty cope.
dicklet cope
There's that old picture of Australian Abos from the time before they started eating goyslop and they pretty much look like this.
considering you don't believe people browsing a fitness board could look like that dyel statue, it's you that should post body.
no u
>statues
That's the physique of a DYEL who goes to the guy 3 days a week and eats whatever
>muh esoteric harsh noise band. you're not special homosexual
>the ancients didn't look that strong the statues are fake
>modern men are stronger than the ancients actually
lmao
men are stronger than the ancients actually
yes. are you pretending to be moronic?
cognitive dissonance is one hell of a drug
Considering our access to food, there is no way this is not true. Now we may also be way fatter, but good luck putting on mass with rations.
Testosterone has been on a decline with each generation that passes. You're quite literally and unequivocally low iq and a Black person homosexual who lacks foreskin.
Ancient men we're 5"4' on average. I am 6"4' 220 lbs. I would be a literal monster to them. All the testosterone in the world doesn't matter if a could pick them up by the neck and they couldn't even kick me because their legs are too short
Visit the tower of London bro. Look at the armor. You're nothing special. Just fat.
>london
>ancient
Lmao
Also angloids are genetic trash and i wouldn't go near them even if someone were to pay me
Face it bro. Ancient """"warriors"""" were tiny, malnourished and desease ridden. My GF could frick up any spartan without breaking a sweat
Africans look like that without doing nothing
No they don't, cuck
Look at the Status IRL they are very realistic. Not top Cut or muscular. The Photos are Not indicative of the real Thing
Bros...i wish i was a Hoplite. Thrusting spear whole day for my work out with your bros, eating fresh olives and goat cheese, figs with Honey... swimming in your free time in Eagean sea.
That life had to be perfect.
You can do most of that today, stop whining
break is over, back to your cubicle, wagie
They did`st thoughever.
>Americans are fat fricks due to goyslop and chemicals
>therefore no one could ever look like this natty
Wasn't the average guy back then like 5'6"?
How did they make statues with realistic anatomy if none of them could model for it?
Eh there were some that definitely were. I mean the ancient mammoth hunter tribes had an average height of 6’4 and much denser/stronger bones with very developed faces and teeth. Nutrition has always been in abundance for humans hence why our brains have gotten so much bigger in the past 2 million years. We are complete apex predators after all. 30-50 human men can kill everything on land with ease with just spears.
No roiders back then OP, so how did they KNOW what a swole human looked like so accurately?
but I do.
Are penises usually this small. It would make me feel a lot better if true.
I literally have this same body type. right down to the tiny pp