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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna sign your petition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unzips

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unzips

      Man you gotta stop smoking this crap

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    routine:
    3 sets of "ztttttt clear"?

    No, really, what the frick did you do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got the clot shot obs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm pretty sure 'clear' means 'get away from the fricking bed' so it would be 'clear zttttt'

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of how they rub those pads together, I think they do that then they say clear and then they zap the dead guy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah i think you're right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of how they rub those pads together, I think they do that then they say clear and then they zap the dead guy

        oh yeah i think you're right

        You put some conductive jelly on one pad and rub the pads together to spread it on both, then you say "clear" to get everyone to stand clear as you place the paddles across his heart and hit the zap button.
        In a more modern context, if you've ever seen those defibrillators in public places, they come with adhesive pads that you just put on him, same as you would the old school big boy machine, and then hit the button. It will both zap him and simultaneously function as a pacemaker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          defibrilator/ general/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, really, what the frick did you do?
      I gave it all and didn't stop. It its the second time managed toI get over 200bpm. It's weird, I start drooling and cant swallow and I get an intense blood taste in my mouth. But it makes you feel so alive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you you moronic homosexual you know goddamn well that doesn’t answer the question, I bet you’re a fat slob that did some weak shit like run two miles. go have a heart attack you prick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why so aggressive?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simulating being chased by a predator and surviving will certainly remind you that you're still very much alive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the chase. The hunt. There's nothing like it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love to run in bad weather and rain because otherwise people get nervous about my roaring.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I love to run in bad weather and rain because otherwise people get nervous about my roaring
            You think we're that stupid?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I start drooling and cant swallow and I get an intense blood taste in my mouth. But it makes you feel so alive
        We meant the exercise, not what you did with your boyfriend.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We meant the exercise, not what you did with your boyfriend.
          It is what happened when I did it with my boyfriend

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Akchually it stops the heart

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thing could cut through a tin can and still make julian fries

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have little babby heart. Many such cases. Nothing wrong with that.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Defib unit here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pills here!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon wants to get healthy and avoid premature heart problems
    >Works out so hard that he ends up ruining his heart anyways
    moron eating its own tail

    What kind of exercising were you doing? Remember that blood pressure, along with heart rate, rises during exercise. Prolonged increased blood pressure+significantly high heart rate will weaken your vessel walls, may lead to congestive heart failure and death of your heart muscle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was taking meth and judging by the schizo comments in this thread he still is. Be honest OP how many days since you slept ? There is a demon in your closet btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of exercising were you doing?
      Running. But how do I run hard without fricking up my heart? I also do ultras where my HR stays over 140 for over 8 hours at a time. Will I kill myself?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Running. But how do I run hard without fricking up my heart? I also do ultras where my HR stays over 140 for over 8 hours at a time. Will I kill myself?
        Why is it that the only people on this board are either completely insane or morbidly obese?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is it that the only people on this board are either completely insane or morbidly obese?
          Everyone on IST is either insane or obese, on some boards its both

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HIIT/sprints
        You can also run at a reasonable pace for an extended distance, but going insane mode needs to have some rest in between. In fact, it's better for your heart to have multple reps of speeding up, then slowing down, then speeding up again, than maintaining a high rate.

        And yes, ultras will do long term damage to your heart. And anon? That's obvious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HR stays over 140 for over 8
        larp

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >larp
          Your mother is a larp c**t

          It's the chase. The hunt. There's nothing like it.

          Simulating being chased by a predator and surviving will certainly remind you that you're still very much alive

          Based hunter gatherers. The skull comes with its own cool guy glasses

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek.I was looking for cardiologist memes to make fun of your long term suicide path, but I found this on wattpad and it's way better

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maxhr is 210
    Anon are you 5 years old? Jannies reeeeeeeeeeeee.

    Btw that happens if you go super hard in a competition or something, its not death but it will be if you make it common

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooooooh I'm dumb I thought those were hours not minutes
    I thought you woke up at midnight and your heart went at 200 bpm for 24 hours

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you fight the urge to stop when it gets that hard?

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