This dude at my gym reads his bible on the stationary bike

Based or cringe ?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New gym treadmills have solitaire for some fricking reason so I spent half an hour doing a brisk walk playing that kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit do they have chess too? Home gym bros we got too wienery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yea they do, it’s a fun little game I can play after my actual workout and get some mild exercise in as well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just mount a laptop or tablet and go.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    smal penus energy if u ask me frfr no cap i aint wership any1 but myself senpai 😉 😉

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BASED AS FRICK Black person

      You will be sodomized by 50 barbed wired wieners in hell homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You will be sodomized by 50 barbed wired wieners in hell homosexual
        Sounds fun. Can't wait. Wanna join? 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can focus on reading or playing games while doing cardio
    Then the intensity probably isn't great.
    Why not do 10-20 mins of actual effort, then go home and do whatever the frick you do? More efficient in every way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if he listened to a book on tape of the Bible on his Walkman? Homeboy running 6 miles to the 1st Corinthians

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I agree the concept is very based.
        I might try lifting to catholic or orthodox chants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Listening to books rather than reading them.
        I can't think of anything more moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Some people learn better from audio. Stop being a homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you had ever read OR listened to a book you might have known that the printing press is a relatively recent invention, and that every culture on earth before the 14th century used oral tradition to communicate knowledge

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This must be bait. The bible has always been communicated verbally in church

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Books on tape are nice when you’re driving.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t. doesn't own a car

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I recently listened to Jurassic Park on audiobook after having read it twice, and I must say, audio books are nice, especially if the narrator is a fricking pro.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe, Jesus said to save your piety in secret and let your actions speak to everyone else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his actions are reading a bible in public
      checkmate, satan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He is virtue signaling the same as a pharisee wailing in the public square to show piety.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not virtue signaling, it's cancelling out the vanity of working out. Working out alone for appearances is a sin.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If he was that worried about looking vain he’d do cardio at home too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Working out for appearances alone is a sin
            Oh so you’re the sin superintendent are you homie?
            Is getting a haircut for appearance alone a sin too?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You are getting a haircut to court a mate, right? I haven't gotten a cut in like 6-7 months because I'm not courting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about when Daniel refused to heed the Kings decree to stop praying and was thrown into the lions den?
      What you spoke of was in reference to pharisees making grand displays of prayer, showing off how "holy" they were.

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with reading a Bible in public, and it's even one of the most based things you can do, especially in this climate of hostility towards the one true God.
      Christ is King.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based if he does it purely because he wants to. Cringe if he does it to LARP as le epic trad man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He seems cringey Christian always tries to “witness “ to people and asks them to go to church with him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In a world full of misery, degeneracy, and bucket crabs, who the frick else is gonna do the work of witnessing and shepherding? This world has leaned on its own understanding for so long, and look where that's gotten us.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We’re literally talking on the internet and I just got a hand Job and ate a steak so I’d say pretty good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Your lie is not at all convincing.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The LORD is a man of war: The LORD is his name.
    Based. It is better than scrolling though TikTok like the Zoomers do or stare into the void like Millenials.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >almost never leave the house
    >sometimes go to local club alone, once in a while with friends but getting my shut-in friends to go out is almost always impossible
    >New Years Eve decide to just decide to go out by myself
    >hit the club, get a drink, sit down at one of the tall tables and read a Bible as a gag under all the loud music, flashing colored lights, people milling about
    >unironically get more Snapchats and numbers and attention from girls doing this than all other times I've been there combined
    >girls would actually approach ME and ask "Are you reading a Bible?" and I'd say "I've sinned a LOT how bout you?" and they'd playfully say the same and talk a bit
    >some girls seemed to take it as a mission or challenge to get me to get up and dance with them, and after a bit of talking I would

    The power of the Lord is truly beyond the understanding of most men. I have no doubt that Biblemaxxing in the gym would yield insane gains as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like my experience in grade school tbh. Girls would try to get me to do things because I was the studious type. Clearly you have something going for you and girls like a guy who does his own thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how buff carpenters were in Roman times.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being focused on anything but a phone threatens women for some reason. They need your attention at that point.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What version?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      King James

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, at least it wasn't the Scofield Bible

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Bible , and Christianity in general can be both based and cringe. personally , I dislike it. I find my own way spiritually though.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the pic of some redditgay being annoyed by a Chad singing opera in the gym. It always makes me lose my shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reading bible
    based
    >making it in public, not focusing solely on text but doing other things simultaneously, sweating on THE SCRIPTURE
    gigamegacringe

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe. He probably has whole hours set aside just for phone and computer use.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to say
    >bible
    Based
    >attention seeking behavior
    Cringe

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IF you're reading a book or playing a game on a stationary bike or treadmill, then you are NOT EXERCISING DAMN HARD ENOUGH.
    Pointless you even being there.
    The gym should be a crucible, not a playpen.

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