This guy chases you down trying to kill you, what do you do?
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This guy chases you down trying to kill you, what do you do?
This guy chases you down trying to kill you, what do you do?
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>ahh call an ambulance!
>but not for me
i throw my wife at him
Run around 100m and watch him keel over from his enlarged heart. Then plant my knee on his neck so he cant breaf
kneel and do the blm hand sign
Pull out my japanese made pocket knife.
GG
wonder what im eating for lunch. oh you assumed he caught me? lol no i can actually run faster than a 400lb lard and have 10x the stamina of a 400lb guy on a gram of trenbolone
>chases you down
he cannot sprint 400 meters in under 50 seconds,once he tries to do this he'll be far too gassed to utilize his strength in any sort of physical confrontation,I'd still have stamina left to beat him to death.
>*Unsheathes katana*
>"Shikata ga nai..."
Its crazy how this is actually a thing that can happen to you in USA
Run at a moderate pace for 1 min
GIGA homie HAS ESCAPED
>dubs are useless against him
>trips power him up
>only quads will banish him
Wtf
Such vile racism and antisemitism has no place in IST
oy vey you're gay.
rolling.
Jokes on you I already have a large nose
The only thing this entire day that made me laugh out loud
rollin
DIE YEHUDI
OH HITLER PLEASE SAVE US
ROLLING
HAIYAA
>*Teleports behind him*
>i've already cutted you
>*Sheathe my sword*
>*he bleeds then dies*
his heart will explode due to cardiomegaly
Outrun him while dialing 911 to inform my local police force that I'm under homicidal pursuit.
If I have access to a weapon (firearm, blade, etc.), I will instantly kill him with it. I am not afraid to kill someone if it means saving myself or someone I care about.
>*blam blam*
>hello, police? some Black person assaulted me, you're on cleaning duty
wowsohard
Cops were the jannies the whole time?
Ever heard of a gun?
>This guy chases you down trying to kill you, what do you do?
Bash him until he cries.
Is this meant to be complicated?
Anime and Hollywood have shown me that being big means you’re slow and stupid so I’d just use my superior agility to beat him
show him a job application
This is probably an outdated boomer joke. Black people don't really live off welfare anymore do they?
>nigs
>ever working
Anon….
Gigahomie
i suck his wiener and swallow the load
thought this was "any guys who look like this would let a trap frick you for 500$" poster im sad it isnt..........
that guy looks slow and would gas out. i would kill him
Easily outrun him if I want to. But I’d shoot him. There are tons of people who live for that exact moment to put down a North American pavement ape
Kill him with my axe. Being a bloated bodybuilder won't stop his bleeding.
>chases
Assuming he can walk 100 ft let alone run without passing out